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over a year ago
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him 
Charming fella, he's probably on here  "
Pity the poor woman who gets him in bed |
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "
had a barney on the tube with a very rude lady who was complaining the people stood up were interfering with her newspaper reading while she sat down. . She ran out of wit and resorted to saying ' should have gone to specsavers ' . . So she was pointing out that i wear glasses . . I had to have a month at the Priory to get over the trauma ! |
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "
i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me  |
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him had a barney on the tube with a very rude lady who was complaining the people stood up were interfering with her newspaper reading while she sat down. . She ran out of wit and resorted to saying ' should have gone to specsavers ' . . So she was pointing out that i wear glasses . . I had to have a month at the Priory to get over the trauma ! "
How grown up of her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me....i always get the Paddy jokes...
I don't mind.....
Because i say the rudest things to people in the nicest possible way..and because i'm a Paddy...get away with it..
Irish humour can be cruel"
Scottish people are always insulting their pals its a term of endearment,,hows it goin ya bawbag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him
i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me "
My last boyfriend told me something similar, that I wouldn't meet anybody better than him.....he was a control freak..... I've met plenty of people better than him, even on fab!! lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They're usually jibes about Mrs N's height, the usual banal comments from morons. It used to be hurtful to her but with confidence comes a 'fuck you' attitude to the haters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time waster ..... when i tell then politely that I'm not interested in meeting them cus they are straight ! I'm sure they think I should be sooooo happy they wanna meet me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the ex said id never manage anything on my own - but i did - funny thing is the first thing he said after i left was 'she left me and never showed me how to use washing machine or dishwasher' - prat so he is |
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him
i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me
My last boyfriend told me something similar, that I wouldn't meet anybody better than him.....he was a control freak..... I've met plenty of people better than him, even on fab!! lol "
Mine used to say no one would want my now I'm fat. Although I didn't do it to prove him wrong,when he saw who I was seeing after him he was silenced |
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him
i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me
My last boyfriend told me something similar, that I wouldn't meet anybody better than him.....he was a control freak..... I've met plenty of people better than him, even on fab!! lol
Mine used to say no one would want my now I'm fat. Although I didn't do it to prove him wrong,when he saw who I was seeing after him he was silenced "
Excellent, love that!! That's a nice revenge I think!!! Serves him right!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex called me a dirty dyke when we split. The irony was lost on him that we joined fab to have a 3sum. He was only jealous cos I gave better oral than him. I must be the only dyke that loves sucking cock and fuckin me tho.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL"
Brilliant!  x |
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"I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL
Brilliant! x"
They could of said 'Everytime I fuck your other half they give me a biscuit'
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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago
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"I get told i'm 'too picky' and that 'my standards are ridiculous'. Not an insult in my book but it makes some guys feel better so carry on."
My ex used to say this to me when we were swinging together and I said that I didn't want to play with people that he did. Yes, a cock is a cock and a pussy is a pussy but it's the people they're attached to that you need to have a connection with.
My favourite 'insult' is being called a 'Bitch'. Many years ago I heard someone call a friend of mine a bitch and she turned around with 'oooh thank you, recognition at last, I've worked long and hard to be a bitch, I've finally achieved it!'. I loved her reply and regularly use it myself |
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"I get told i'm 'too picky' and that 'my standards are ridiculous'. Not an insult in my book but it makes some guys feel better so carry on.
My ex used to say this to me when we were swinging together and I said that I didn't want to play with people that he did. Yes, a cock is a cock and a pussy is a pussy but it's the people they're attached to that you need to have a connection with.
My favourite 'insult' is being called a 'Bitch'. Many years ago I heard someone call a friend of mine a bitch and she turned around with 'oooh thank you, recognition at last, I've worked long and hard to be a bitch, I've finally achieved it!'. I loved her reply and regularly use it myself "
What if someone stuck a noun or an abjective infront of 'Bitch'.
Im not sure what the correct description is.
For eg 'You stupid Bitch'.
Can you still use your comeback then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "
So it was your c*** eating the donuts? Impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get callad a Weirdo pervert quite a bit, and a Nutter......Really ? 
Psycho Gimp 
you call yourself some names too  "
I like to get in first..Saves confusion lol
Deprecating Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him
So it was your c*** eating the donuts? Impressive"
If only,might have made him go down on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know there's a few people oj here who direct the term at me but anyine tgat calls me politically correct in a derogatory way really doesn't bother me"
Thats SOOOO Politically correct
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"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him
Charming fella, he's probably on here
Pity the poor woman who gets him in bed "
Sounds like a real catch, but I think we can guess who's having the better time now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL"
I like that comment may I use it for the next time I'm asked the same question? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being called a fat cunt. Yes I am and yes I have one and know how to use it.
Being called pervert, weird or kinky. My uniqueness has finally been recognised.
Poor punctuation. Now that upsets me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On here I often get "whatever, you couldn't pull in the real world, that's why you are on fab", usually when I say I'm not interested... Lol "
Ah yes, the frequent and frankly pathetic "i didnt want to sleep with you anyway" when 2 minutes prior they were telling you how beautiful you are. Do guys really think we take that to heart? Bitterness is such a sad quality. |
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