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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mojo is still there. Unfortunately I'm too tired to do anything about it.
I fell asleep wanking this morning!"
Well if you're anything like me, going at it for over an hour is pretty exhausting on the digits!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.
Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.   "
Always thought mine was teetotal!!
The sneaky f.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.
Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.
Always thought mine was teetotal!!
The sneaky f..... "
yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All welcome to come and check our garden, weve been over run by mojos. Think they are coming in via the fairy doors xx"
I'll have some of what your smoking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All welcome to come and check our garden, weve been over run by mojos. Think they are coming in via the fairy doors xx
I'll have some of what your smoking "
hahaha xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.
Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.
Always thought mine was teetotal!!
The sneaky f.....
yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em "
Belting out (murdering) Please Release Me at 4 in the morning again?
If you see him, tell him to come home his dinners in the oven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think my mojo has been on the energy drinks because it's on overdrive, just can't get enough
Not fair!!! (sticks tongue out rather childishly)"
Sorry I would offer to lend it to you but it's being pretty nasty at the moment it's even got me perving over men in the street that I would never go for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.
Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.
Always thought mine was teetotal!!
The sneaky f.....
yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em
Belting out (murdering) Please Release Me at 4 in the morning again?
If you see him, tell him to come home his dinners in the oven"
Drank the house dry. Lounging in the hot tub belching and scratching his balls. Hes abused everything in the farden. Poor shirley wont go out for fear of being got at. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine moved in with Oscar in August, its not come home since!! Its been with Oscar for most of this year, I've had more doctors and nurses looking at my foof than people to play with!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine went walkies a couple of months ago. I've lost all enthusiasm for meeting. Mrs P has sent out a search party but no luck as yet. "
Its sat quaffing champagne with mine, calling us all the names under the sun and plotting their revenge - can't wait 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.
Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.
Always thought mine was teetotal!!
The sneaky f.....
yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em
Belting out (murdering) Please Release Me at 4 in the morning again?
If you see him, tell him to come home his dinners in the oven
Drank the house dry. Lounging in the hot tub belching and scratching his balls. Hes abused everything in the farden. Poor shirley wont go out for fear of being got at. Xx"
That's my fault! I keep him on a strict no fornicating diet. So when he's on his holidays he likes to let hair down and blow the cobwebs off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine went walkies a couple of months ago. I've lost all enthusiasm for meeting. Mrs P has sent out a search party but no luck as yet.
Its sat quaffing champagne with mine, calling us all the names under the sun and plotting their revenge - can't wait
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If yours returns soon ask it to ring mine and tell it to get a move on. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Mine is most definitely present and accounted for, with quite a few mates I think...
Constantly horny, hyper and interest in a certain male in my life is at stupid levels, for once backed up with the confidence to actually do it! I think about sex more often than a teenage boy with a porn collection...
The fact the interest is reciprocal is a massive confidence boost which helps too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we have stolen all the mojos ang we are keeping them hostage till all the super sexys agree to play naked twister with baby oil, only the winners get to have their mojos back |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"we have stolen all the mojos ang we are keeping them hostage till all the super sexys agree to play naked twister with baby oil, only the winners get to have their mojos back "
If I must... I need it back by 10pm tonight please.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm actually quite enjoying not feeling like a dog on heat!
However, if we are thinking up competitions to gain back lost moji's. Then maybe those of us who have lost theirs, could all group up together and go on a Crystal Maze style TV show and work together to regain them.
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