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Are you at a loose end this evening?
Nothing planned at all?
All your mates ignoring your calls?
We have the have the solution to all your problems, 100% guaranteed to take your mind off all of the above.
Just dial 0900 123 456 for
DIALATIMEWASTER©
We promise to let you down  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you at a loose end this evening?
Nothing planned at all?
All your mates ignoring your calls?
We have the have the solution to all your problems, 100% guaranteed to take your mind off all of the above.
Just dial 0900 123 456 for
DIALATIMEWASTER©
We promise to let you down "
That's bogus that is, that's not our local CID number.  |
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For some reason i'm reminded of that England footie manager, who's name, but not nickname escapes me.
Graham Taylor?"
Hmmmmmmm from memory , errrrrm, oh yeah, - perfect for the FA!!
Yeah, I remember him, - WATFORD!! ..........NUFSAID  |
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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago
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Bbws and bhm in any advert. And im not talking a size 14 either. Where are the size 28 model s and blokes with a 48 waist. Or the little people. Or downs
Give us variety please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Long Stressful Day?
Screaming kids getting you down?
Wine just not cutting it anymore?
Then why not run a nice hot bath, light some candles and relax. Take some Me time with new marijuana E-cigs.
For a fraction of the cost of a regular blunt you can get off your tits without any of that cancer crap harshing your mellow.
So take a puff, relax, get out the pizza delivery flyer, tell the kids to put on that really good song. You know the one, the one with the woman going der-der-de-de-der. Oh it's awesome. You know if you hold your toes just above the water they look like funny little people. I bet you can count the tiles in the bathroom......
From Dr.Oetker
*****Now in new Fatty Boombatty size!***** |
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Truthful Party Political Broadcasts
Vote Conservative (Labour/Lib-Dem etc)- we want to turn you into a drone army, strip your hard won rights and tax the air you breathe so we can spend gazillions on wine, fine dining and gold embossed bog roll....while you work until you're 90 or drop dead.  |
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Durex adds on a hard cock would sell more of them too. 
