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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago
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"Finish the joke.... 
(inspired from a horse actually walking into a police station 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786690/Bizarre-moment-horse-captured-CCTV-wandering-police-station.html )"
and says " tell your mounted division the prick go's underneath and not on top". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A horse walks into a Police Station and says :
"Did you know, ChyllyPhilly is a Daily Mail reader".
To which the Desk Sargeant replied "Fuck me, a talking horse." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A coach driver and the rest of his work colleagues charitably take an entire blind school to Blackpool for the day. The coach driver takes everyone onto the beach and they decide to have a game of football using a ball with a bell inside for the blind players. As the game gets underway, he sneaks off to get himself an ice cream and is back two minutes late. Utter pandemonium and kids crying their eyes out. He pushes through the crowd. "whats happened, whats the matter?" he asks one of the crying children.
Little Johnny sniffs, "Twenty men have just kicked a donkey to death!".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man in a cinema notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asks the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replies, "Well, I liked the book."
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