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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
As some of you know, I like looking at local news. Here is what's caught my eye today:
A van driver doing 19mph on the M1 in Herts. The driver wasn't, but has been reported for driving without due care and attention. I'm not too convinced by this. I think at 19mph, he's got all the time in the world to take care and give attention to things. I think it must be the slowest anyone has seen a white van being driven outside a red light area.
In Cardiganshire 5 workers in a castle have been given redundancy notices. The last siege in Britain was in the 17th Century, so I'd argue they've been doing well to last so long. I'm just curious what they're doing with the boiling oil. If they don't leave voluntarily, they'll be a swine for the bailiffs to eject.
Meanwhile, in York a Wallaby has escaped and was last seen bouncing about on the ring road. Police are trying to recover it. I'm not sure how you recover a wandering wallaby, its not a problem you come across that often. Do you put food out? Does an officer dress up as a female wallaby? Or do you just get a couple of people drive slowly in a white van and then grab it when they get close?
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My daughter and I swear we saw a dead wallaby on a country road in Essex. We both shouted ooh kangaroo! As we drove past it. I then deduced it was too small to be a kangaroo and declared it to be a wallaby. It was probably a deer |
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"My daughter and I swear we saw a dead wallaby on a country road in Essex. We both shouted ooh kangaroo! As we drove past it. I then deduced it was too small to be a kangaroo and declared it to be a wallaby. It was probably a deer "
or a giant rat  |
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"As some of you know, I like looking at local news. Here is what's caught my eye today:
A van driver doing 19mph on the M1 in Herts. The driver wasn't, but has been reported for driving without due care and attention. I'm not too convinced by this. I think at 19mph, he's got all the time in the world to take care and give attention to things. I think it must be the slowest anyone has seen a white van being driven outside a red light area.
In Cardiganshire 5 workers in a castle have been given redundancy notices. The last siege in Britain was in the 17th Century, so I'd argue they've been doing well to last so long. I'm just curious what they're doing with the boiling oil. If they don't leave voluntarily, they'll be a swine for the bailiffs to eject.
Meanwhile, in York a Wallaby has escaped and was last seen bouncing about on the ring road. Police are trying to recover it. I'm not sure how you recover a wandering wallaby, its not a problem you come across that often. Do you put food out? Does an officer dress up as a female wallaby? Or do you just get a couple of people drive slowly in a white van and then grab it when they get close?
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the van thing might work but would ask the guys in the castle for some of the oil to soak a mop head in..
well known fact that wallabies stick best to an oily mop.. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"My daughter and I swear we saw a dead wallaby on a country road in Essex. We both shouted ooh kangaroo! As we drove past it. I then deduced it was too small to be a kangaroo and declared it to be a wallaby. It was probably a deer
or a giant rat "
I wonder whatever happened to those giant rats that were supposed to be taking over the world a few months ago? Its all quiet on that one... |
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"My daughter and I swear we saw a dead wallaby on a country road in Essex. We both shouted ooh kangaroo! As we drove past it. I then deduced it was too small to be a kangaroo and declared it to be a wallaby. It was probably a deer
or a giant rat
I wonder whatever happened to those giant rats that were supposed to be taking over the world a few months ago? Its all quiet on that one..."
They all got run over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My daughter and I swear we saw a dead wallaby on a country road in Essex. We both shouted ooh kangaroo! As we drove past it. I then deduced it was too small to be a kangaroo and declared it to be a wallaby. It was probably a deer
or a giant rat
I wonder whatever happened to those giant rats that were supposed to be taking over the world a few months ago? Its all quiet on that one..."
Have you seen the number of fast food outlets in Bradford. |
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"My daughter and I swear we saw a dead wallaby on a country road in Essex. We both shouted ooh kangaroo! As we drove past it. I then deduced it was too small to be a kangaroo and declared it to be a wallaby. It was probably a deer
or a giant rat
I wonder whatever happened to those giant rats that were supposed to be taking over the world a few months ago? Its all quiet on that one...
They all got run over "
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
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I wonder whatever happened to those giant rats that were supposed to be taking over the world a few months ago? Its all quiet on that one...
Have you seen the number of fast food outlets in Bradford."
Shove a pole up its jacksey and call it a donner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Headline in the Donegal Times.
Man dies of Ebola after watching RTE news.
Now I knew it was highly contagious but I didn't think you could catch it from the news. |
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