It's about time someone sued Paul Simon for misrepresentation - there are never 50 ways to leave your lover described in that song - more like about 8 - he's embarrassed himself there.

Be honest tell the other person why you are leaving them - it will leave you and them with dignity intact. To use the modern parlance 'grow a pair'

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

let me sleep on it and i ll tell you in the morning

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever?

Just think it was a bit of tin, there may have been a song involved judging by some of the comments. "
fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That song is going to be in my head all day now!

Quietly turning the backdoor key

Stepping outside she is free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm tired Lord and I'm drawn

And I'm chilled right to the bone

I crawled home from my work

And this note said she was gone

Said your dinner's in the cat

And your love is out the door

I'm goin' back to my momma

And I don't want you no more, no more

She said she don't want me no more

She's gone back to her momma

Said she's never never comin' back no more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a big yellow taxi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever? "

I'm not in a clique but even I know what's going on

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever? "

I barely post, and I can see what's going on. Just because you happen to miss a cultural reference is no cause to start Pinning it on "a clique".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jusy hop on the bus Gus,

Don't need to discuss much

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

On the midnight train to georgia..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your kicks on Route 66

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say It's just your preference, and every little ting, gonna be alright...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It aint me babe.. no no no it aint me babe

It aint me you're lookin for"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cos Im as free as a bird now

And this bird you'll never change. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks to you im much obliged

Been such a pleasant stay

But now its time for me to go

The autumn moon lights my way.....

It's time to ramble on..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wont even see me

oh no, for dust..

Im runnin with the pack

Never lookin back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd really like to make a confirm reservation,

I'm going over to cross River Jordan,

Now I may lose, some day i'm gonna win,

I am going to where there is no sin,

Cos in this town, I cain't take the fight no more..

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

Just fucking leave Steve

No need to be mean Dean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please let me stay just a one more night

I'll be leaving in the morning if that's alright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh

In the Flamingo Club

On the south-east side,

Sits Rodriguez and his

Brand-new bride.

An ex-patron met him

Down by the riverside

It started when she lost her man.

He ran away with a blonde

In a black sedan,

And she, she got no place to stay,

He heard her sweet voice say

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, one more night

Just a one more night,

Could I please stay

Just a one more night?

I’ll be leaving in the morning if that’s alright, oh.

Could I stay?

Could I please stay?

C-could I,

Could I,

Please stay one more night?

And the morning came, and she,

She made him breakfast.

She liked his house, and she

She liked his address.

She liked the way he made love to her,

But could she stay a little bit longer.

Until she, she’s found a better job,

Because she,

She got no place to stay, oh,

He heard her sweet voice say,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, one more night

Just a one more night,

Could I please stay

Just a one more night?

I’ll be leaving in the morning if that’s alright, oh.

Could I stay?

Could I please stay?

C-could I,

Could I,

Please stay one more night?

Give it to me baby

Instumental break

And the next week came, and the,

Week after that.

She moved her parrot, and her

Her tabby cat.

Her Persian carpet, and the

The welcome mat.

Could he please lend her a fiver?

For her brother; a sweet skin diver,

You see she,

She got no place to stay,

He heard her sweet voice say,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, one more night

Just a one more night,

Could I please stay

Just a one more night?

I’ll be leaving in the morning if that’s ok, hey.

Could I stay?

Could I please stay?

C-could I

Scouze I

Please a stay one more night?

Oh lemme, lemme, lemme stay,

A squeeze a please a lemme stay,

Just one more, one more night.

Ah Could I stay

Could I please stay?

I’ll wash up the dishes.

Lemme, lemme, lemme stay

I’ll make up the bed yeah.

Please won’t you lemme stay?

I’ll take out the garbage.

Please,

One more?

NO!

door slams shut

phone rings

Could I stay

Could I please stay?

I’ll do all the shoppin’

I’ll do all the moppin’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

be nice n say goodbye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something is very wrong... there are 60 posts last I looked... but Paul said there was only 50 ways

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By *om DawnCouple over a year ago

Medway

He actually says there 'must be' - but he lied as we said earlier - wig wearing gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He said must be, he didn't claim to know them all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peace out! Chest thump salute

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

my advice is (not the words to a song).

bite the bullet and take the bull by the horns, put your best foot forward, dont look back, hit the road, and move on, block & delete, the exits are located here,here and here, dont run before you can walk.

bored thinking things up now... feel free to add your own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry.

Is Paul Simon a swinger then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the back of a lorry

with Roy Cropper from Corrie.