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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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look at the state of this place,,ffs.
empty crisp packets down the back of the sofa,stains on the carpet,crumbs every where,ash trays over flowing.
I don't mind tidying up now n then,a bit of hovering was done yesterday.
I noticed tina did some dusting last week,,but ffs guys could you try n pick up yer rubbish n keep the forum lounge a bit tidy.
Oh and WHO WAS THE FILTHY SWINE that left a used condom (with a bit of tomato skin n sweetcorn on the end of it)in the hallway.
Disgusting, really.
So im suggesting we lay out some sort of rota to clean dust n hoover the longe.
Volunteers please.
im buggered if ya think Tina n I are doing it all the time.  |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"Oh and WHO WAS THE FILTHY SWINE that left a used condom (with a bit of tomato skin n sweetcorn on the end of it)in the hallway."
I'm so, so sorry! I was unblocking the sink after a heavy night on the tequilas and couldn't locate my rubber gloves. I'm just pleased you didn't find the other nine....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The final straw for me was when I found a newt in my gin  "
What was the newt being used for prior to landing in your gin? Actually , no, don't answer that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get LOADS of offers from guys wanting to be my cleaning slaves! Shall I send a few of them round? - Some of them offer to do it with their tongues, too!!  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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I have played no part in this mess  I promise!!
I am however happy to supervise the ladies as they go about their business cleaning but I will require them all to be wearing a French maids outfit or not as the case may end up being |
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I'll craft the swear box. It will be a delicate affair, to remind some of the foul mouthed lot that some here are of a sensitive disposition. Please find alternatives for wank, piss, fuck, cunt etc as our language is so rich and varied.
I'm using my feather duster, via the rota to keep things slick n span. I need some Mr muscle to clear your grime away. Shagtonight could come in handy but would likely splatter his own mess about too on a needed one night stand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"THERE IS FUCKING GLITTER IN THE TOILET AGAIN!!!!
You people are animals!!!!!
Now don't pass the buck sweetie! -you KNOW it was from your tiara!  "
A knicker in the box for the F word |
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