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"Its Ironic that Alanis Morrissettes song Ironic was not actually about irony...
Americans don't do irony very well, or was she Canadian.  "
Im not sure, but Im off to ask a
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My fave is when people come on the forums slagging off someone who has slagged them off. I just hope they don't stop as its guaranteed to make me grin reading.  |
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"The people who stress they are professional in their profile....and spell professional incorrectly. "
He he I like that one too though do get why people use it though it would be better just to say they work wash and change their sheets after hoovering the house.  |
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Coincidental Ironies:
Britain's biggest dog was named Tiny.
Two marriage therapists got divorced from each other.
Most tobacco company executives don't smoke.
Titanic, which was touted as "100% unsinkable", sank on its maiden voyage.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
A ninety-eight year old man won the lottery and died the next day.
My friend, who is an incredibly successful artist and writer, often has dreams that are bland and dull.
A class on prophecy at a church was postponed due to some unforeseen circumstance
Do you know that fear for a long word is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio phobia?
Hitler's Grandmother was Jewish.
The only reason there are evil people in the world is because there are good people in the world.
A man died in his living room!
Canada is owned by Britain, yet half the people there speak French.
Coffee City is a city in Texas, mostly visited to buy beer.
My family owns a dairy, I work at a frozen yogurt shop and I just found out I'm lactose intolerant.
The world's largest ice cream cone is made by a factory called 'Tiny Dairies'!
The owner of a butcher shop is a vegetarian!
A restaurant called "Hard Times Cafe" has closed down because of the recession!
The water vendor died of thirst!
A restaurant with the name "Firewood Cafe" was actually on fire!
The dictionary entry for "short" is really, really long!
The only word that you spelled right in this spelling test is "illiterate".
"Stand by your Man" is one of the biggest hit songs sung by Tammy Wynette's who has been married six times in her real life.
Do you know that there is a song about the phobia of music?
The White House isn't white.
A seminar on Global Warming was cancelled due to snow.
An obese teacher is teaching the class about healthy food or physical exercise!
A class on "planning and scheduling" was cancelled due to poor planning.
An atheist sues for religious discrimination.
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"Coincidental Ironies:
Britain's biggest dog was named Tiny.
Two marriage therapists got divorced from each other.
Most tobacco company executives don't smoke.
Titanic, which was touted as "100% unsinkable", sank on its maiden voyage.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
A ninety-eight year old man won the lottery and died the next day.
My friend, who is an incredibly successful artist and writer, often has dreams that are bland and dull.
A class on prophecy at a church was postponed due to some unforeseen circumstance
Do you know that fear for a long word is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio phobia?
Hitler's Grandmother was Jewish.
The only reason there are evil people in the world is because there are good people in the world.
A man died in his living room!
Canada is owned by Britain, yet half the people there speak French.
Coffee City is a city in Texas, mostly visited to buy beer.
My family owns a dairy, I work at a frozen yogurt shop and I just found out I'm lactose intolerant.
The world's largest ice cream cone is made by a factory called 'Tiny Dairies'!
The owner of a butcher shop is a vegetarian!
A restaurant called "Hard Times Cafe" has closed down because of the recession!
The water vendor died of thirst!
A restaurant with the name "Firewood Cafe" was actually on fire!
The dictionary entry for "short" is really, really long!
The only word that you spelled right in this spelling test is "illiterate".
"Stand by your Man" is one of the biggest hit songs sung by Tammy Wynette's who has been married six times in her real life.
Do you know that there is a song about the phobia of music?
The White House isn't white.
A seminar on Global Warming was cancelled due to snow.
An obese teacher is teaching the class about healthy food or physical exercise!
A class on "planning and scheduling" was cancelled due to poor planning.
An atheist sues for religious discrimination.
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