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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So back home after 4 weeks travelling with work, all alone, so any tips on how to occupy myself for a few hours...paint my nails, do my hair, watch sport, watch redtube?
Any help greatly received....lol   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Post bollocks in here!
Seems to work for me 
Reading and youtube are quite good too  "
Done a couple of those tips, well almost, i've read a load of bollox on here the last half hour.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Set up some elaborate traps using things you find in the basement ready for when the burglars try and break in later!
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Damn it, good tip but I don't have a basement, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So back home after 4 weeks travelling with work, all alone, so any tips on how to occupy myself for a few hours...paint my nails, do my hair, watch sport, watch redtube?
Any help greatly received....lol "
Get your washing done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hour 1: Seek out potential meet on here, send out lots of messages. Masturbate a little.
Hours 2 & 3: Realise that time is now getting short for any potential meets, and so get a little more desperate in your messages. Combine this with a steady lowering of your standards. Masturbate a little more.
Hours 3 & 4: Accept that unless you happen to catch someone you already know who's had a meet cancel on them, then you are not having sex today. Bring your standards back up a little, and try to arrange possible social meets later in the week in preparation for next time you have a few hours free. Continue masturbating though.
Hours 5+: Face it, you've spent a huge chunk of your free time essentially wanking and sending out messages to people who mostly don't read them. Open up your choice of porn portal and masturbate yourself into oblivion.
I find this approach always works for me. |
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"So back home after 4 weeks travelling with work, all alone, so any tips on how to occupy myself for a few hours...paint my nails, do my hair, watch sport, watch redtube?
Any help greatly received....lol "
Count the cock pictures on the site |
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"Set up some elaborate traps using things you find in the basement ready for when the burglars try and break in later!
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Damn it, good tip but I don't have a basement, lol "
You do  Have you not heard the racket the burglars have made digging it for the last month? |
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"Set up some elaborate traps using things you find in the basement ready for when the burglars try and break in later!
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Damn it, good tip but I don't have a basement, lol "
Dig one then you have time on your hands |
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