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over a year ago
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"Yeah there's loads to be found on t'internet. And some of the prices are very reasonable these days, only £25 a second for some premium rate lines  "
Gee thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, use plenty of lube before you try to get it up your arse. Take it slow.
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The trick is to always be ready to do it when the PPI company calls. So "Steve" from Mumbai gets the full squelchy goodness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah, use plenty of lube before you try to get it up your arse. Take it slow.
The trick is to always be ready to do it when the PPI company calls. So "Steve" from Mumbai gets the full squelchy goodness. "
That's sounds so wrong but if done would be funny as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, use plenty of lube before you try to get it up your arse. Take it slow.
The trick is to always be ready to do it when the PPI company calls. So "Steve" from Mumbai gets the full squelchy goodness.
That's sounds so wrong but if done would be funny as fuck "
You need a phone with a cord though to get it back out. Did it with a rechargeable once. Having to go to A+E cos my arse was ringing isn't funny |
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"Yeah, use plenty of lube before you try to get it up your arse. Take it slow.
The trick is to always be ready to do it when the PPI company calls. So "Steve" from Mumbai gets the full squelchy goodness. "
Bwahahahaha
*makes mental note* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah, use plenty of lube before you try to get it up your arse. Take it slow.
The trick is to always be ready to do it when the PPI company calls. So "Steve" from Mumbai gets the full squelchy goodness.
That's sounds so wrong but if done would be funny as fuck
You need a phone with a cord though to get it back out. Did it with a rechargeable once. Having to go to A+E cos my arse was ringing isn't funny "
You could always have the Post Horn Gallop as a ringtone....Dededen dededen dededendenden. Dededen dededen dededendenden. Dededen dededen dededendenden den duuuurn dededen.
And make sure your phone is set to vibrate. Even more pleasurable when the PPI folk call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same boring jokes. Hes asking a question and you post the same shite. Some people like phone sex. Belive it or not"
If these comments aren't ringing his bell, he could always call 118118... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same boring jokes. Hes asking a question and you post the same shite. Some people like phone sex. Belive it or not"
True, but they're all (by definition) wankers, and for the main not necessarily swingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 innocent question
How the hell do you have sex with a phone? It's surely a bit of a bit of a one sided thing? And where the feck does the foreplay come into it?
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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" innocent question
How the hell do you have sex with a phone? It's surely a bit of a bit of a one sided thing? And where the feck does the foreplay come into it?
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I fucked my work blackberry once.
*it fell out of my pocket getting into the car and I reversed over it!
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lol. 
