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over a year ago
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Something that used to fill me full of excitement and wonder just leaves me full of dread, I have no reason why though as I buy very few gifts. I just feel totally worn out and underwhelmed by the time the day actually arrives!  |
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I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a tan line on my bum
Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!  "
Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?
Your bum is on show 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a tan line on my bum
Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!
Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?
Your bum is on show
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Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow
Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a tan line on my bum
Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!
Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?
Your bum is on show
Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow
Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show "
I'll keep serving them up, you keep knocking them out.
Except for an occasion when you serve one up, and I'll knock one out... 
Oh wait... |
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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning. "
I am with you on that one, I haven't woken up with anyone for 8 years  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a tan line on my bum
Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!
Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?
Your bum is on show
Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow
Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show "
Sits on his head?  |
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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning.
I am with you on that one, I haven't woken up with anyone for 8 years "
This year might be your year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have already bought some Christmas gifts and sorted out the Christmas decorations."
I have bought one stocking present a five chocolates for my grandchildren |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a tan line on my bum
Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!
Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?
Your bum is on show
Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow
Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show
Sits on his head? "
I'm not complaining  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a tan line on my bum
Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!
Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?
Your bum is on show
Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow
Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show
Sits on his head?
I'm not complaining "
Possibly because you can't breath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have already bought some Christmas gifts and sorted out the Christmas decorations.
I have bought one stocking present a five chocolates for my grandchildren "
This going to be my first Christmas being a grandad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shoot me now. Lol"
I can tell You like christmas, I know It,s to early
I got a catalogue threw the door In august
For christmas goods seems to be a general
Thing now with various companys and some
earlier in the year bl**dy ridiculous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a tan line on my bum
Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!
Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?
Your bum is on show
Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow
Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show
Sits on his head?
I'm not complaining
Possibly because you can't breath "
At least I'll go out with a smile on my face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sod that, while you're all getting up to your presents I'll be going to bed after work. Then when you're all stuffed from Xmas dinner I'll be getting back up for work
So in that note BAH HUM BUG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lidl are selling mincemeat must be mince pie time
As far as I am concerned, its always mince pie time. Yum!"
 I'm trying to make mulled wine an all-year thing too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sod that, while you're all getting up to your presents I'll be going to bed after work. Then when you're all stuffed from Xmas dinner I'll be getting back up for work
So in that note BAH HUM BUG "
We will think of you on Christmas day and eat an extra turkey leg on your behalf  |
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"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.
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They've just cleaned out the chicken sheds and it stinks. So I'm wondering if I should bottle the odour and sell it as perfume/cologne just in time for Xmas
Mmmmm essence of chicken shit
I think I'm on to a winner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sod that, while you're all getting up to your presents I'll be going to bed after work. Then when you're all stuffed from Xmas dinner I'll be getting back up for work
So in that note BAH HUM BUG
We will think of you on Christmas day and eat an extra turkey leg on your behalf "
Awww how kind of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.
What you getting me?"
Christmas season? We are do everything and dusted! All presents bought and packed away. No last minute rushes for me this year! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning. "
Your kidding right??? I love being single at Christmas! Everyone feels sorry for you and gets you awesome gifts, plus I can work and charge triple time without anyone moaning at me and all my clients come and have an obligatory Christmas cuddle with their horses and bring me breakfast and baileys coffee!! What could be better than that!!! |
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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning.
Your kidding right??? I love being single at Christmas! Everyone feels sorry for you and gets you awesome gifts, plus I can work and charge triple time without anyone moaning at me and all my clients come and have an obligatory Christmas cuddle with their horses and bring me breakfast and baileys coffee!! What could be better than that!!!"
Good for you. That what makes the world a wonderful place we are all different in our wants and disires |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.
What you getting me?"
I'm getting you a good slap for this thread.....bah humbug  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have already bought some Christmas gifts and sorted out the Christmas decorations.
I have bought one stocking present a five chocolates for my grandchildren
This going to be my first Christmas being a grandad "
You'll be forever poor from this Christmas on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sing with me...
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight!
(chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning.
Your kidding right??? I love being single at Christmas! Everyone feels sorry for you and gets you awesome gifts, plus I can work and charge triple time without anyone moaning at me and all my clients come and have an obligatory Christmas cuddle with their horses and bring me breakfast and baileys coffee!! What could be better than that!!!
Good for you. That what makes the world a wonderful place we are all different in our wants and disires "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.
What you getting me?
A slap if ya keep it up "
Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning.
Your kidding right??? I love being single at Christmas! Everyone feels sorry for you and gets you awesome gifts, plus I can work and charge triple time without anyone moaning at me and all my clients come and have an obligatory Christmas cuddle with their horses and bring me breakfast and baileys coffee!! What could be better than that!!!"
Having someone to spend Xmas with maybe?
It's supposed to be about giving. Not getting. |
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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning.
Your kidding right??? I love being single at Christmas! Everyone feels sorry for you and gets you awesome gifts, plus I can work and charge triple time without anyone moaning at me and all my clients come and have an obligatory Christmas cuddle with their horses and bring me breakfast and baileys coffee!! What could be better than that!!!
Good for you. That what makes the world a wonderful place we are all different in our wants and disires "
Desires no disires |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.
What you getting me?
A slap if ya keep it up
Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well "
tag team |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.
What's that all about."
I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!  |
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"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.
What's that all about.
I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong! "
Brussel sprout juice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.
What's that all about.
I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!
Brussel sprout juice "
Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh ! |
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"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.
What's that all about.
I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!
Brussel sprout juice
Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh ! "
Sounds like a deadly concoction |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.
What's that all about.
I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!
Brussel sprout juice
Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh ! "
I'd like to try some of this exotic juice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!
Brussel sprout juice
Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh !
I'd like to try some of this exotic juice."
Let us know what it tastes like and whether it has a chemical reaction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!
Brussel sprout juice
Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh !
I'd like to try some of this exotic juice.
Let us know what it tastes like and whether it has a chemical reaction. "
I think he will be trumping till the new year after that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.
What you getting me?
A slap if ya keep it up
Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well
tag team "
He's potentially a very lucky boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bloody Easter eggs will be here in about 10 weeks time too...!
FFS...Christmas should start in early December, to try to keep the magic of it a bit special. When it starts in October like it does these days, it spoils the whole thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.
What you getting me?
A slap if ya keep it up
Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well
tag team
He's potentially a very lucky boy "
Though I agree with Wyrd any time is Mince pie time luvss um, and Karl2 cake time always so best before 24th Dec means nothing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Snow would be good for Xmas. And family and friends all together at a special time. And it's all about jesus remember! Many forget that.
( but a giant flat screen telly and an xbox one, and some games for it. And a new car and clothes and new trainers and some aftershave and a watch and a holiday and some sunglasses as mine snapped and new skis) |
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