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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale )"
So have you a third hand to Change gear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)"
No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When driving in the USA it's almost mandatory
I try to keep it up in the uk too
Leaves a hand free for the remote on my ICE unit so I can flick to the porn I like to watch on long trips
Or summat like |
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By *supermen OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
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"When driving in the USA it's almost mandatory
I try to keep it up in the uk too
Leaves a hand free for the remote on my ICE unit so I can flick to the porn I like to watch on long trips
Or summat like"
Just commited a crime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question. "
No, you're quite right. Oh and it was a joke (a very poor one at that, I know. I don't think Lee Mack has any worries about my gag telling abilities) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When driving in the USA it's almost mandatory
I try to keep it up in the uk too
Leaves a hand free for the remote on my ICE unit so I can flick to the porn I like to watch on long trips
Or summat like
Just commited a crime "
Yes I know.... Call the 5:0
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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)"
My partner drives a BMW - two hands
My son drives an Audi - one hand
Please feel free to analise |
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By *supermen OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
North London |
"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
My partner drives a BMW - two hands
My son drives an Audi - one hand
Please feel free to analise"
What do you drive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question.
No, you're quite right. Oh and it was a joke (a very poor one at that, I know. I don't think Lee Mack has any worries about my gag telling abilities)"
You were right about the "once a" bit though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
My partner drives a BMW - two hands
My son drives an Audi - one hand
Please feel free to analise"
Nah, I won't bother thanks.
It'll only continue to offend said drivers who take a (misfired) joke too personally
My apologies to any Audi, Merc or BMW drivers incandescent with rage - that wasn't my intention so I retract my comment
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question.
No, you're quite right. Oh and it was a joke (a very poor one at that, I know. I don't think Lee Mack has any worries about my gag telling abilities)
You were right about the "once a" bit though."
Yep. I sure was |
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. "
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on. |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel.
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on."
this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching... |
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By *supermen OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
North London |
"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel.
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on.
this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel.
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on.
this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching..."
Or reading a book ... as witnessed on the autostrada between Venice and Milan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there any reason to since the invention of power steering?
I do hate people on thier phones though you can tell it a mile off from the sloooow drift to one side till they hit cats eyes then sudden swerve back.
Got good an close alongside some fake blond bird doing it then blasted the horn funny seeing her drop the phone in the foot well an shit her self ^_^
Was tempted to tap on the windows but she was weaving too much for me to want to get that close |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going quite fast on my motor bike down the motor way when I was overtaken by another motorcyclist who only had one hand on the handle bars - look cool but crazy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel.
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on.
this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching...
Or reading a book ... as witnessed on the autostrada between Venice and Milan "
I used to see a van driver reading the paper on his steering wheel, and a man having a shave with an electric shaver while driving, every morning. I reported them both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every day I travel the M3 and see people on phones (no hands free), have often seen ladies applying make up, people looking at documents (I can only assume work papers?). Quite frightening stuff really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was going quite fast on my motor bike down the motor way when I was overtaken by another motorcyclist who only had one hand on the handle bars - look cool but crazy! "
It's a motorbike if your going fast it takes effort to turn it lol.
Above a 100 mph you can hit the bars pretty hard an not have anything happen.
Oh if you do a lot of motorway commuting if you've got high mount crash bungs sling your knees/debt over them. Crash bung cruiser all the luxury of a harley without the hassle of having a tractor engine |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel.
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on.
this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching..."
In Thailand I regularly saw entire families (including pets, and shopping) on one small moped. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel.
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on.
this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching...
Or reading a book ... as witnessed on the autostrada between Venice and Milan
I used to see a van driver reading the paper on his steering wheel, and a man having a shave with an electric shaver while driving, every morning. I reported them both. "
I'd better report you then : for that time on the M6 when you ate a victoria sponge (whole) and spent ages adjusting ur strap on in the fast lane.
The fact they chaff on long journeys won't stand up in court ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
My partner drives a BMW - two hands
My son drives an Audi - one hand
Please feel free to analise"
well audi does stand for :-Another Untrained Driver Inside!   |
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
My partner drives a BMW - two hands
My son drives an Audi - one hand
Please feel free to analise"
Hehe anal :p |
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel.
Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on."
Yep I have looked in my rear view mirror once to see the driver behind using eye lash curlers while driving, we often see people (usually men) with a lap top in the passenger seat typing on it as they drive and have seen lorry drivers watching dvd players.
People scare me, I don't care if they kill or injure themselves through stupidity but give the rest of us a chance. |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? "
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? |
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By *supermen OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? "
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss "
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. |
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By *supermen OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
North London |
"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. "
I don't drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
 You forgot to mention 4x4 drivers! . "
Ha ha, yeah I'm keeping my head down now burnt fingers and all that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up.
Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up.
Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. "
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up.
Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. "
Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up.
Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up.
Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so "
We do! We pay road tax.
(Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance)
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up.
Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up.
Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so
We do! We pay road tax.
(Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance)
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ROAD tax...... 
I'm not going to bite...much |
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. "
just about to say the same.. Automatic... Both hands and in control |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? "
God forbid something other than sex be mentioned anywhere on the site... Some of us do like a little time off every now and then 
Op...I find I do and I drive an old Vauxhall, although I did work for Audi so maybe that's where the bad habits started |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up.
Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up.
Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so
We do! We pay road tax.
(Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance)
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No you don't, no one does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. "
Likes to be in control...drives an automatic  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears.
Likes to be in control...drives an automatic "
I have to. I have arthritis in my knees. Given the opportunity I would still drive a manual. |
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears.
Likes to be in control...drives an automatic "
They only change gear, you still get to point and steer mine lets me decide when to open the window and everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)"
I have two of those cars so im a nob |
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I had a female friend of mine tell me she was shocked to find out it was an offence to eat whist driving.
I thought to myself- ive had the odd sweetie, chocolate bar so tried to reassure her the police wouldnt bother if they overtook you.
Out of curiousity I asked what she was eating?.....straight faced she replied 'yogurt'!
Maybe I was wrong to try an reassure her lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? "
me I do this..the other usually on the gears..occasionally I like to slip my other hand in my panties & have a play with myself... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually steer with my feet and stick the throttle with gaffer tape, drive an auto so no worries there.
Frees up my hands for cradling the back of my head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears.
Likes to be in control...drives an automatic
They only change gear, you still get to point and steer mine lets me decide when to open the window and everything."
Mine only lets me decide if i want hypothermia or heat stroke :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob..
(And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)
I have two of those cars so im a nob "
No you're not, as I retracted the statement |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide..
I don't drive "
I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? me I do this..the other usually on the gears..occasionally I like to slip my other hand in my panties & have a play with myself... "
You have three hands???
A |
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide..
I don't drive
I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about"
He didn't comment, he asked a question. You could ask a question about brick laying if you wanted to. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide..
I don't drive
I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about"
There really is no need to be so rude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. just about to say the same.. Automatic... Both hands and in control "
Become so lazy since got my automatic, it even has an arm rest to encourage one handed driving. ..
Every morning I see drivers eating and drinking with one hand on their wheel, once saw someone with a coffee in one and mobile in other! |
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As a pedestrian and a passenger for the love of god will you people pay more attentiom when driving and be in control of the wheel at all times!
I was in a very bad accident when I was 17 due to a knobhead (in a bmw haha) who was racing through the streets of manchester and would have swerved us but one arm was resting out the window, by the time he did get both hands on the wheel it was to late to swerve us completely and we got side swiped!
Soooo please please put phones away, makeup, etc and just drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a pedestrian and a passenger for the love of god will you people pay more attentiom when driving and be in control of the wheel at all times!
I was in a very bad accident when I was 17 due to a knobhead (in a bmw haha) who was racing through the streets of manchester and would have swerved us but one arm was resting out the window, by the time he did get both hands on the wheel it was to late to swerve us completely and we got side swiped!
Soooo please please put phones away, makeup, etc and just drive "
Here here |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I do sometimes if cruising on the motorway or on roads I know well. In heavy traffic or places I'm not familiar with it's probably less so...I still tend to rest my hand on the gear stick even though I drive an auto |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
Always drive one handed their isnt a manover I can't do with only one hand be it normal run of the mill pottering around town to up n down the motorways reversing etc etc no issues at all with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide..
I don't drive
I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about"
So what do you know about? Apart from being angry, disrespectful and rude....? |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide..
I don't drive
I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about
So what do you know about? Apart from being angry, disrespectful and rude....?"
I know alot about alot of things but wouldn't have a go at someone doing a task I knew nowt about driving is my forte so yes I know plenty about it |
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering?
WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site??
One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate??
Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss
Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide..
I don't drive
I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about
So what do you know about? Apart from being angry, disrespectful and rude....?
I know alot about alot of things but wouldn't have a go at someone doing a task I knew nowt about driving is my forte so yes I know plenty about it"
i fail to see how the OP was 'having a go' by asking if people drove one handed? |
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up.
Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up.
Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so
We do! We pay road tax.
(Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance)
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As long as your aware your road tax pays for emissions and not the Tarmac!
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I feel pretty comfy with two hands on the wheel, but I need a third hand to stroke the knee of anyone willing in the passenger seat, a fourth to titivate my ipod thing, or change the station if it is the religious spot, a fifth to wind the window down, a sixth to open sweets and a seventh spare. Ideally I need to be an Hindu Goddess.  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
The other day I was driving to work and I saw a man driving the car next to me making a call on his mobile phone.
It made me so cross, I nearly dropped by electric razor into my bowl of cornflakes.
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