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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in....   ....let's talk about ermmmm..... 
still got an arse haven't you?
My arse is a no flight zone "
oh go on then we'll 68 and I'll owe you one  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Too many innuendos are afoot, so talking about something as innocent as buttered crumpets is bound to re-direct to sex.  lol "
I was talking to my vanilla friend and he said that he was taking his daughter to soft play....such an innocent comment but my mind went straight in the gutter when he said soft play |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
still got an arse haven't you?
My arse is a no flight zone
oh go on then we'll 68 and I'll owe you one "
Now I know why I loves ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was talking to my vanilla friend and he said that he was taking his daughter to soft play....such an innocent comment but my mind went straight in the gutter when he said soft play "
I tightrope walk along a line of innocence, but someone (whose name won't be mentioned) pushed me into full-on corruption and dirty-minded.
I try very hard to still think innocently  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"A friend of mine recently said there are only two things that matter. Sex and money. So if sex is off the agenda that only leaves money."
I'm fucking skint....so there is bob hope and no hope for me |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you..."
No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine recently said there are only two things that matter. Sex and money. So if sex is off the agenda that only leaves money.
I'm fucking skint....so there is bob hope and no hope for me "
You really are right out of luck. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
 _iew always comes up with a sensible solution "
I don't think there is any pleasing her... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "
. Haha ouch! It stings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
_iew always comes up with a sensible solution
I don't think there is any pleasing her... "
it's the time of the month mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
_iew always comes up with a sensible solution
I don't think there is any pleasing her...
it's the time of the month mate "
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "
do you have any stuffed toys ?, mixup some wall paper paste up, assemble the stuffed toys all round you and fling the paste over yourself...
might be easier.. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
_iew always comes up with a sensible solution
I don't think there is any pleasing her...
it's the time of the month mate
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm..... "
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead |
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol "
BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol
BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea"
Says you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol
BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea
Says you "
Red wine white wine tis only fluid and we all got washing machines
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol
BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea
Says you
Red wine white wine tis only fluid and we all got washing machines
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Mmmmmmm it's ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead "
ive already suggested that she's having none of it |
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "
FFS how many times does a bloke have to say sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug "
Given up on your request, then? That's more like it |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug
Given up on your request, then? That's more like it "
Shhhhh you I'll deal with you later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss cheekychops you look gorgeous. X
Aww thank you  "
We always say what we think, open and honest we are. How about having cum shot over your lower back J loves having it done to her. . X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug "
Aw thank you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug
Given up on your request, then? That's more like it
Shhhhh you I'll deal with you later "
I'll hold you to that... Or rather, I'll hold it to you... Or I'll have you hold it... Or something lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug
Given up on your request, then? That's more like it
Shhhhh you I'll deal with you later
I'll hold you to that... Or rather, I'll hold it to you... Or I'll have you hold it... Or something lol"
keep holding it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you...
No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "
Stings super bad and you end up hating the stuff |
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"The weather is nice 
Not in the middlands it's raining
This morning was awful but rest of the days been so nice "
Bad this morning here too but been cloudy and odd rain shower. It's always better in Somerset |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The weather is nice
Not in the middlands it's raining
This morning was awful but rest of the days been so nice
Bad this morning here too but been cloudy and odd rain shower. It's always better in Somerset "
It is rather nice in the kuntry yes x
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"The weather is nice
Not in the middlands it's raining
This morning was awful but rest of the days been so nice
Bad this morning here too but been cloudy and odd rain shower. It's always better in Somerset
It is rather nice in the kuntry yes x
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My family live there & I do my bit to keep cider production flowing |
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