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The Clitoris...no, not the name of a new pub....
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Did you know that providing its owner with sexual pleasure is the organ's only known function, and the clitoris is the only organ in either sex with pleasure as its sole function. It has nothing to do with getting pregnant, with menstruation, or with urination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's also the only thing that, when sensationalised, will reduce it's owner to a whimpering wreck capable of submitting herself to ANY man in the immediate vacinity without care nor consideration for said man's social, financial or emotional capabilities. His ability to continue what he's currently doing is the only consideration applicable.
So much for natural selection eh? hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know that providing its owner with sexual pleasure is the organ's only known function, and the clitoris is the only organ in either sex with pleasure as its sole function. It has nothing to do with getting pregnant, with menstruation, or with urination."
Mine does a darn good job and deserves some recognition!!!! xxxxxx |
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But....does't a mans cock behave in the same way
All the men I have known have! but is a mans cock less selective than a womans clit?
Not being sexist but is it different in any way when it comes to sex? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's also the only thing that, when sensationalised, will reduce it's owner to a whimpering wreck capable of submitting herself to ANY man in the immediate vacinity without care nor consideration for said man's social, financial or emotional capabilities. His ability to continue what he's currently doing is the only consideration applicable.
So much for natural selection eh? hehehe"
Or will support Manchester United when it lives in Kent and has never been further North than Watford!!! |
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"It's also the only thing that, when sensationalised, will reduce it's owner to a whimpering wreck capable of submitting herself to ANY man in the immediate vacinity without care nor consideration for said man's social, financial or emotional capabilities. His ability to continue what he's currently doing is the only consideration applicable.
So much for natural selection eh? hehehe
Or will support Manchester United when it lives in Kent and has never been further North than Watford!!!"
Oi I come from Kent!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's also the only thing that, when sensationalised, will reduce it's owner to a whimpering wreck capable of submitting herself to ANY man in the immediate vacinity without care nor consideration for said man's social, financial or emotional capabilities. His ability to continue what he's currently doing is the only consideration applicable.
So much for natural selection eh? hehehe
Or will support Manchester United when it lives in Kent and has never been further North than Watford!!!
Oi I come from Kent!!"
Yeah, The Old Kent Rd, Ya Pearly Queen...Gercha!! |
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"It's also the only thing that, when sensationalised, will reduce it's owner to a whimpering wreck capable of submitting herself to ANY man in the immediate vacinity without care nor consideration for said man's social, financial or emotional capabilities. His ability to continue what he's currently doing is the only consideration applicable.
So much for natural selection eh? hehehe
Or will support Manchester United when it lives in Kent and has never been further North than Watford!!!
Oi I come from Kent!!
Yeah, The Old Kent Rd, Ya Pearly Queen...Gercha!!"
Knees up muvver Brown....knees up muvver Brown!! doin tha lamberth walk OI!! pmls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's also the only thing that, when sensationalised, will reduce it's owner to a whimpering wreck capable of submitting herself to ANY man in the immediate vacinity without care nor consideration for said man's social, financial or emotional capabilities. His ability to continue what he's currently doing is the only consideration applicable.
So much for natural selection eh? hehehe
Or will support Manchester United when it lives in Kent and has never been further North than Watford!!!
Oi I come from Kent!!
Yeah, The Old Kent Rd, Ya Pearly Queen...Gercha!!
Knees up muvver Brown....knees up muvver Brown!! doin tha lamberth walk OI!! pmls"
I have not a got a clue what that means ffs...are you Polish??? |
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"Did you know that providing its owner with sexual pleasure is the organ's only known function, and the clitoris is the only organ in either sex with pleasure as its sole function. It has nothing to do with getting pregnant, with menstruation, or with urination.
Mine does a darn good job and deserves some recognition!!!! xxxxxx"
The chair recongnises esteees clitoris and hopes it lives a long life of happiness and fulfillment  ))) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know that providing its owner with sexual pleasure is the organ's only known function, and the clitoris is the only organ in either sex with pleasure as its sole function. It has nothing to do with getting pregnant, with menstruation, or with urination.
Mine does a darn good job and deserves some recognition!!!! xxxxxx
The chair recongnises esteees clitoris and hopes it lives a long life of happiness and fulfillment )))"
That would imply familiarity! Tsk, naughty boy, discretion dear chap, discretion hehehehe |
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"Did you know that providing its owner with sexual pleasure is the organ's only known function, and the clitoris is the only organ in either sex with pleasure as its sole function. It has nothing to do with getting pregnant, with menstruation, or with urination."
Very profond bigfella you been talking to Jezza again havent you!! |
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