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I'm a very very bad woman...lol
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
just had some guy here to try and get me to switch to sky(which I did...lol) and he was really hot! my ex mum in law was upstairs playing with the kids while he was doing his sales pitch and all I had going through my head was how fit he was and what I could do to him given the chance...lol...when it came to having to ask my date of birth he was like oh, just a week beofre mine so I said well, you have to tell me your age then...he said 22...I am a very very bad woman...lol has anyone else had similar naughty thoughts going through their mind while trying to concentrate on what someone was saying? or am I just a big old perv?lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just had some guy here to try and get me to switch to sky(which I did...lol) and he was really hot! my ex mum in law was upstairs playing with the kids while he was doing his sales pitch and all I had going through my head was how fit he was and what I could do to him given the chance...lol...when it came to having to ask my date of birth he was like oh, just a week beofre mine so I said well, you have to tell me your age then...he said 22...I am a very very bad woman...lol has anyone else had similar naughty thoughts going through their mind while trying to concentrate on what someone was saying? or am I just a big old perv?lol "
I've never fancied the Sky Man sorry  |
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
"just had some guy here to try and get me to switch to sky(which I did...lol) and he was really hot! my ex mum in law was upstairs playing with the kids while he was doing his sales pitch and all I had going through my head was how fit he was and what I could do to him given the chance...lol...when it came to having to ask my date of birth he was like oh, just a week beofre mine so I said well, you have to tell me your age then...he said 22...I am a very very bad woman...lol has anyone else had similar naughty thoughts going through their mind while trying to concentrate on what someone was saying? or am I just a big old perv?lol
I've never fancied the Sky Man sorry "
ok smartass!!  |
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"just had some guy here to try and get me to switch to sky(which I did...lol) and he was really hot! my ex mum in law was upstairs playing with the kids while he was doing his sales pitch and all I had going through my head was how fit he was and what I could do to him given the chance...lol...when it came to having to ask my date of birth he was like oh, just a week beofre mine so I said well, you have to tell me your age then...he said 22...I am a very very bad woman...lol has anyone else had similar naughty thoughts going through their mind while trying to concentrate on what someone was saying? or am I just a big old perv?lol
I've never fancied the Sky Man sorry
ok smartass!! "
Sorry I couldn't resist it, I may fancy his Mum though  |
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
the worse thing is when he told me his age, it was like he could see what was going through my head, you know the if only you were a few years older...and if only my kids and ex mum in law were not upstair.....lol |
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
"I hope you showed the sales guy some cleavage? "
well, had my ex's mum not been here to see the kids I would have changed...lol..he first knocked on the door while we were having lunch and said he would come back at 2:30...had she not been here I would have changed, maybe gotten a bigger discount...he he he
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
"i live next door to my dad and he is having a lot of work done on his house at the moment - i make him hire hot builders for me to perv at "
I was very concious of the fact that I was flirting...and very concious of the fact that my ex mum in law was upstairs able to hear me flirting...lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"i live next door to my dad and he is having a lot of work done on his house at the moment - i make him hire hot builders for me to perv at
I was very concious of the fact that I was flirting...and very concious of the fact that my ex mum in law was upstairs able to hear me flirting...lol"
i bet he was wishing.your ex mum in law,wasnt upstairs with the kids as well.did you check for a bulge. |
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
"i live next door to my dad and he is having a lot of work done on his house at the moment - i make him hire hot builders for me to perv at
I was very concious of the fact that I was flirting...and very concious of the fact that my ex mum in law was upstairs able to hear me flirting...lol
i bet he was wishing.your ex mum in law,wasnt upstairs with the kids as well.did you check for a bulge. "
I was trying so hard not to look there...lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"i live next door to my dad and he is having a lot of work done on his house at the moment - i make him hire hot builders for me to perv at
I was very concious of the fact that I was flirting...and very concious of the fact that my ex mum in law was upstairs able to hear me flirting...lol
i bet he was wishing.your ex mum in law,wasnt upstairs with the kids as well.did you check for a bulge.
I was trying so hard not to look there...lol"
hard being the opertive word. |
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
"i live next door to my dad and he is having a lot of work done on his house at the moment - i make him hire hot builders for me to perv at
I was very concious of the fact that I was flirting...and very concious of the fact that my ex mum in law was upstairs able to hear me flirting...lol
i bet he was wishing.your ex mum in law,wasnt upstairs with the kids as well.did you check for a bulge.
I was trying so hard not to look there...lol
hard being the opertive word. "
daydreaming that he is actually on fab...lol...and he will send a message...ha haha...man I am sad... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
I was recruiting for a temp earlier this year, the result of which is ALWAYS that the agency want to come and visit and discuss and I hate all the distraction on site.
So, I said to one agency I'd visit them, then another wanted to meet so arranged a coffee shop in the centre of Bristol.
Turned up to be faced with a pert, doe eyed stunner of a brunette who bought me a coffee, hung on my every word and laughed at my rotten jokes for about an hour...
One tiny part of the back of my mind was telling me it was all part of the sales pitch while the other 99% was picturing her bouncing around on my lap...
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
"I was recruiting for a temp earlier this year, the result of which is ALWAYS that the agency want to come and visit and discuss and I hate all the distraction on site.
So, I said to one agency I'd visit them, then another wanted to meet so arranged a coffee shop in the centre of Bristol.
Turned up to be faced with a pert, doe eyed stunner of a brunette who bought me a coffee, hung on my every word and laughed at my rotten jokes for about an hour...
One tiny part of the back of my mind was telling me it was all part of the sales pitch while the other 99% was picturing her bouncing around on my lap...
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happy to read that I am not the only perv out there |
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knock,,knock,,, sky sale,s man here,, any one want a new package,,lol,,,,
you naughty minx,, wish i was that salesman,,x |
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"i am a milkman out and about visting hundreds of houses and seeing lots of women and i never have a naughty thought about any of them honest
Hello Pinnochio
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ok you got me i never stop having dirty thoughts about them passes the time |
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