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What do you have planned for the Weekend
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a guy lined up and then, at the last moment he said something like "My missus wouldn't do that".
Suddenly we realised he was married, called it off. Going to see Inception instead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few of the lads are having their black belt grading, so the rest of us seniors are going to be used as fodder 
If I survive through that, I have a wall to build before I can make a start on the nursery, so very busy one ahead for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a full weekend meet planned from tonight to Sunday.
Bought my suitcase and some of my bag of tricks into work...then Mother Nature came calling...!!  
So weekend in bed with a hot water bottle beckons...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A freind of mine whos birthday it is has 6 couples coming over to the island for the weekend for fun and games.
He asked me would I like to be the "official photographer" ... seemed rude to say no so this weekend I will mostly be around loads of naked people having fun .. 8) |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
Nothing as normal this eve as kids are here which is normal. Then tomorrow morning putting up tents at mums as is my eldest lads 9th birthday tomorrow and having a camping party. 3 of his friends from 4pm saturday til 10am sunday. The joy!!
Me and youngest are sleeping in another tent in the garden to keep an ear out.
Requirements are 4 plugs available to charge their Ds s |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
I'm planning a cocaine and champagne-fuelled shagathon with a couple of top supermodels who are going to buy me a Rolex and fly me to St Tropez to their luxury yacht.
No doubt it'll go wrong and I'll end up watching telly and wondering what went wrong with my life, as per fucking usual..... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Nothing, sleep, nothing, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, nothing... in that order.
Oh and I have two light bulbs to change.... which sounds more like a job for a man who's expecting sexual favours."
How many men does it take to change polo's lightbulbs at short notice?
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One, but he's a fucking fast runner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Camping until Monday.
Hopefully I'll have some better weather ahead.
The dog and I slept in the car last night because he got really scared by the wind and the noise.
Much calmer night tonight, phew!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm off apparently to see JLS and Diversity with the kids as hubby has just left 4 tickets beside me on the pillow when i woke up what a bugger xxx Lois xxx |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
bellshill |
Reminds me of the guy in the pub.
His mate asked him what he did at the weekend ?
He replied it was fantastic...I went for a walk down by the railway on Friday and found this young lady on her own.
I took her home and had sex all weekend in all positions.
His mate asked was she good looking.?
He said "I dunno......didnt find the head"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So far my weekend has involved ribbit the trivet fish, escapee purple stress balls, lots of laughs, driving my car approximately 100 yards umpteen times, a gorgeous feather duvet and lots of references to 2004.
Oh and being called both a bag and a player within 30 seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks like its going to be on my arse watching the Open Golf.
I'm tempted to go out for a pint but also considering going out for a wee drive later tonight?
Pub or drive........decisions decisions |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Baking and housework for me  
Did you do your treacle tart?
Leaving on a jet plane for me..."
dont talk about treacle tart ...i made home made custard with it...LASTED ALL OF 5 MINS
be back soon, safe journey sexyboots |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"dont talk about treacle tart ...i made home made custard with it...LASTED ALL OF 5 MINS
be back soon, safe journey sexyboots "
aw bless ya. Will still lurk with one eye if the porn police will let me...
Then its round to yours for Sunday dinner if you do home made custard as well, mwah xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"dont talk about treacle tart ...i made home made custard with it...LASTED ALL OF 5 MINS
be back soon, safe journey sexyboots
aw bless ya. Will still lurk with one eye if the porn police will let me...
Then its round to yours for Sunday dinner if you do home made custard as well, mwah xx"
welcome anytime, but its apple pie n ice cream on sunday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm... so, awake, back online (finally) and in a comfy bed that needs to be put through its paces,...mmmm
... now where did I leave that stress ball..."
oh
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Mmmmm... so, awake, back online (finally) and in a comfy bed that needs to be put through its paces,...mmmm
... now where did I leave that stress ball...
oh
;-) "
"... oh ..." |
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