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Wish I wasn't such a short arse...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've heard that if I hang from the door frame for a few hours a night for 3 months, gravity will have naturally stretched me about 2-3 inches taller.
Anyone else have and growing tips?
Notebook at the ready... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've heard that if I hang from the door frame for a few hours a night for 3 months, gravity will have naturally stretched me about 2-3 inches taller.
Anyone else have and growing tips?
Notebook at the ready..."
Try getting a job as a striker and signing for Barcelona.
They'll pump you so full of growth hormone "ala Messi" that you'll not only grow a bit- You'll go on to be the best striker in the world with that same world at your feet... so to speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't be so hard on yourself. We all have something we would like to change, but we just have to monopolize on what we have. I am 6.2 and stand out in a crowd like a fookin lighthouse. Believe me I which I was not as tall. Some people find it intimidating.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've heard that if I hang from the door frame for a few hours a night for 3 months, gravity will have naturally stretched me about 2-3 inches taller.
Anyone else have and growing tips?
Notebook at the ready..."
wont make you any taller,though it might give you longer arms,like a gibbon |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
5'7 isn't that short to be honest. I've had some excellent times with men a lot shorter, although they did need a step ladder for doggie. 
Concentrate on your pluses, not your (perceived) minuses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've heard that if I hang from the door frame for a few hours a night for 3 months, gravity will have naturally stretched me about 2-3 inches taller.
Anyone else have and growing tips?
Notebook at the ready..."
You may grow slightly due to decompressing your spine like astronauts do however the hours you spend on the ground in between will squash you a lot faster lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5'7 isn't that short to be honest. I've had some excellent times with men a lot shorter, although they did need a step ladder for doggie.
Concentrate on your pluses, not your (perceived) minuses."
Agree totally with the sentiment.
A good friend mine is 5'3 and had enough humour and charisma that he never lacked in the female department. He's now engaged to a woman bigger than him. Very pretty as well.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Just for the record people, this thread was in light humour for this glorious Friday morning. I don't have any hang ups or actually depressed about my height. And I definitely don't lack any female attention, except for on this site haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just for the record people, this thread was in light humour for this glorious Friday morning. I don't have any hang ups or actually depressed about my height. And I definitely don't lack any female attention, except for on this site haha"
That's me told, then. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've heard that if I hang from the door frame for a few hours a night for 3 months, gravity will have naturally stretched me about 2-3 inches taller.
Anyone else have and growing tips?
Notebook at the ready..."
Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've heard that if I hang from the door frame for a few hours a night for 3 months, gravity will have naturally stretched me about 2-3 inches taller.
Anyone else have and growing tips?
Notebook at the ready..."
platforms m8 defo work you will see instant results and not have to wait a few months/years
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cuban heels could give ya a cple more inches ? Works for Tom Jones... He is very short on stage "
See thats 2 who suggested heels now we both cant be simpletons Well I am not sure about them
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"I've heard that if I hang from the door frame for a few hours a night for 3 months, gravity will have naturally stretched me about 2-3 inches taller.
Anyone else have and growing tips?
Notebook at the ready..."
are some lovely shorter men about... Be known for you, not the length.... of your body!  |
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