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Not very ladylike

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At the risk of putting off any potential suitors, Jesus Christ I have had terrible windy pops all night! I can't stop burping and trumping and my tummy sounds like there is a lion trapped in it!!!!

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By *ozzy87Man over a year ago

Crawley

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drink lots of water. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you no dog you can blame it on?

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

speed dial a bloke ..get him round and into bed and lock his head under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a wise man once said - "Get it out whatever way you can........it might be a fiver!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Creaky floorboards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spicy curry does that to me too

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think it's funny when people trump....must think about growing up one day....not just yet though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm like that with dairy

lol so I feel for you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's better out than in

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

oo you trod on a frog

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