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The girl Iost my virginity to asked me to marry her the third time we fucked, I was hammered, she got the arse when I said... "ask .e again in the morning"
Then I crashed out for a few minutes, woke up, fucking hell, I can't see!!! Actually no, she was literally just sitting on my face while I was passed out. Total sex noob and she goes and does that, whilst I'm d*unk, haha, she was a bit mental though |
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"The girl Iost my virginity to asked me to marry her the third time we fucked, I was hammered, she got the arse when I said... "ask .e again in the morning"
Then I crashed out for a few minutes, woke up, fucking hell, I can't see!!! Actually no, she was literally just sitting on my face while I was passed out.
Total sex noob and she goes and does that, whilst I'm d*unk, haha, she was a bit mental though"
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...erm, when I was a lot younger and staying in the family gaffe, I'd been shagging my girlfriend, we both came noisily, then there was a faint knock at the door and an embarrassed voice:
"...Come downstairs your dinners ready" |
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"...erm, when I was a lot younger and staying in the family gaffe, I'd been shagging my girlfriend, we both came noisily, then there was a faint knock at the door and an embarrassed voice:
"...Come downstairs your dinners ready"" No problems there then.. |
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"...erm, when I was a lot younger and staying in the family gaffe, I'd been shagging my girlfriend, we both came noisily, then there was a faint knock at the door and an embarrassed voice:
"...Come downstairs your dinners ready""
Did you say "I already have mom"? |
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