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over a year ago
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Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. |
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"Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
Ya beat me lol "
Either you two share a computer or I call 'google' !!!  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?
That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra "
You'd think |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?
That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra
You'd think "
So it really is a real thing??
Doesn't sound as much fun as getting licked and then having sex without a lot of messing in between  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche "
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?
That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra
You'd think
So it really is a real thing??
Doesn't sound as much fun as getting licked and then having sex without a lot of messing in between "
I guess there are more types of kinky fuckery in the Urban Dictionary than thought of in such vanilla places as Fab  . I stick to licking pussy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche"
Could add an interesting twist to Movember |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?
That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra
You'd think
So it really is a real thing??
Doesn't sound as much fun as getting licked and then having sex without a lot of messing in between
I guess there are more types of kinky fuckery in the Urban Dictionary than thought of in such vanilla places as Fab . I stick to licking pussy "
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"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche
Could add an interesting twist to Movember "
Could call it Muffvember instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche
Could add an interesting twist to Movember
Could call it Muffvember instead "
I get started on me tache |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche
Could add an interesting twist to Movember
Could call it Muffvember instead
I get started on me tache "
I might use it when I'm at a club during movember |
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"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche
Could add an interesting twist to Movember
Could call it Muffvember instead
I get started on me tache "
Let me know when you have a good one going |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche
Could add an interesting twist to Movember
Could call it Muffvember instead
I get started on me tache
Let me know when you have a good one going "
I think a Tom Selleck one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what, what, really WHAT!
ive got my pants on, you don't fancy trying it then
I`ve flung a few pair on the radiator and got the wallpaper scraper out ready "
I've got a few tenners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?
That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra "
Absolutely. When Maz.wants me.to finish early, all she has to do is to rub her finger around my cock.as it slides in and out and pop that finger with all her juices on into my mouth. Makes me explode everytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 Love to know the thought process behind that one ...what you doing babe ? I've just had a great idea ,just of to get a hair dryer ,a knife and some rizzles  you keep yourself moist , I'll be back in 5 ,going to get some golden amber  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not quite sure how you're supposed to "maintain the romantic mood" while you're blow drying a pair of knickers, and scraping away at the contents?!
Aww well, each to their own.
I've got another idea though, how about instead of inhaling it, what about rolling it up, in a rizzla with some golden vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some people are just weird.
The fuck would you go to all that effort just to maintain a hard-on?
Imagine going on a meet and the guy does this.
" 'scuse me a sec love, just snorting some dry pussy juice. Just you wait till I get my hands on You!" |
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"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.
Barffff, please don't start that subject again
Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!
I sure am learning new things on here. "
Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content
Don't forget you did ask |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.
Barffff, please don't start that subject again
Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!
I sure am learning new things on here.
Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content
Don't forget you did ask "
That's just knocked me sick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My favoirite part is "while maintaining a romantic mood". How do you do that while blow drying some knickers?"
I nearly wet myself laughing when I first read it. |
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"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.
Barffff, please don't start that subject again
Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!
I sure am learning new things on here.
Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content
Don't forget you did ask
That's just knocked me sick"
Sorry babe but she did ask |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche
Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche
Could add an interesting twist to Movember "
Guys, better start growing that facial hair. Better to keep our muffs warm! |
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"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.
Barffff, please don't start that subject again
Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!
I sure am learning new things on here.
Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content
Don't forget you did ask "
Omfg, your kidding me? People really do that? That is utterly revolting.  |
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