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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A friend once told me to add 1 part vinegar to 3 parts water and spray it on my windscreen on a cold night to prevent frost forming. Not tried it yet. Have you ever thought wow that tip really works? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Save money on buying condoms by using a crisp packet with a rubber band ... inside out also adds a bit of flavour to mid hump oral as a wee bonus .... though prawn cocktail may be a bit of a faux-pas ...... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
PHILANDERERS: Avoid the embarrassment of shouting out the wrong name in bed by having flings only with girls who have the same name as your wife.
SINGLE MEN: Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while trying to watch something.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you message a single fem - Instead of thinking of something original, pleasant and witty to say - simply send her a picture of your erect penis ( or several, in case she didn't notice the first one!) - preferably ejaculating! This is guaranteed to arouse her and make her hit the 'reply' button straight away!!  |
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