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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness being good with chat has got me out of some tough corners
Fucking hell it has me to....I can be a cheeky fucker but it has got me out of shit "
Yeah those surprise scat meets can be scary  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"A charmer? I'd like to think I can charm the boxers off some men... Hang on, what do you consider a charmer? Telling another person what they want to hear?"
No not necessarily.....I never tell people what they want to hear... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not charming at all. My life, my Voice, clothes and everything about me is a sea of beige. People pay me to help them sleep by talking about the most exciting events of my life. I do like music, but I only ever listen to one tune from the carpenters, and it's not a happy one. I love to design my own knitwear patterns and recently I put a mug on my wooden table.
Without a MAT! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"A charmer? I'd like to think I can charm the boxers off some men... Hang on, what do you consider a charmer? Telling another person what they want to hear?
No not necessarily.....I never tell people what they want to hear... "
Well obviously you must do partly else how do the boxers come off?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not charming at all. My life, my Voice, clothes and everything about me is a sea of beige. People pay me to help them sleep by talking about the most exciting events of my life. I do like music, but I only ever listen to one tune from the carpenters, and it's not a happy one. I love to design my own knitwear patterns and recently I put a mug on my wooden table.
Without a MAT!"
You are soooooo rock and roll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not charming at all. My life, my Voice, clothes and everything about me is a sea of beige. People pay me to help them sleep by talking about the most exciting events of my life. I do like music, but I only ever listen to one tune from the carpenters, and it's not a happy one. I love to design my own knitwear patterns and recently I put a mug on my wooden table.
Without a MAT!"
You're really Keith Richards aren't you!? |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
Pontypridd |
"In all seriousness being good with chat has got me out of some tough corners
Fucking hell it has me to....I can be a cheeky fucker but it has got me out of shit
Yeah those surprise scat meets can be scary "
Good lord man! Scat? Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. If I didn't have big boobs I'd be stuffed.
You have big boobs? Can't say I noticed...
Yeah I keep them well hidden..."
I'm shocked and surprised... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm not charming at all. My life, my Voice, clothes and everything about me is a sea of beige. People pay me to help them sleep by talking about the most exciting events of my life. I do like music, but I only ever listen to one tune from the carpenters, and it's not a happy one. I love to design my own knitwear patterns and recently I put a mug on my wooden table.
Without a MAT!"
Did you have a magazine on the table?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats whats needed then, big boobs and no charm
Looks like I can join this club then!!
And you have cake men love cake "
Do they? I'm going to bake each time I have a meet then! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Thats whats needed then, big boobs and no charm
Looks like I can join this club then!!
And you have cake men love cake
Do they? I'm going to bake each time I have a meet then! "
You know the age old saying the way to a mans heart is through his stomach and what more could a bloke ask for than a piece of post sex bit of cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats whats needed then, big boobs and no charm
Looks like I can join this club then!!
And you have cake men love cake
Do they? I'm going to bake each time I have a meet then!
You know the age old saying the way to a mans heart is through his stomach and what more could a bloke ask for than a piece of post sex bit of cake "
What do you think the best recipe is for post sex cake? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Thats whats needed then, big boobs and no charm
Looks like I can join this club then!!
And you have cake men love cake
Do they? I'm going to bake each time I have a meet then!
You know the age old saying the way to a mans heart is through his stomach and what more could a bloke ask for than a piece of post sex bit of cake
What do you think the best recipe is for post sex cake? "
Death by cocklate |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Thats whats needed then, big boobs and no charm
Looks like I can join this club then!!
And you have cake men love cake
Do they? I'm going to bake each time I have a meet then!
You know the age old saying the way to a mans heart is through his stomach and what more could a bloke ask for than a piece of post sex bit of cake "
I thought the way to a mans heart was through the rib cage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats whats needed then, big boobs and no charm
Looks like I can join this club then!!
And you have cake men love cake
Do they? I'm going to bake each time I have a meet then!
You know the age old saying the way to a mans heart is through his stomach and what more could a bloke ask for than a piece of post sex bit of cake
What do you think the best recipe is for post sex cake?
Death by cocklate "
To be honest, I'm no longer thinking about cake!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just for men, cake totally works on me too..."
It definitely does not work on me!! I only have to look in the mirror to see the proof was in the pudding!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please stop.
I'm watching Die Hard 2...starving...and you're all talking about cake.
Cake, cake, cake, cake "
It appears that I've just eaten a cushion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please stop.
I'm watching Die Hard 2...starving...and you're all talking about cake.
Cake, cake, cake, cake
I was just about to do that!!"
I used to like you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please stop.
I'm watching Die Hard 2...starving...and you're all talking about cake.
Cake, cake, cake, cake
It appears that I've just eaten a cushion."
Pillow muncher!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be charmed with Lemon Meringue
thankfully I've charmed myself...I've got one in the oven
They remind me of pies that are splat in people's faces for some reason "
Too good to waste like that   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just for men, cake totally works on me too...
It definitely does not work on me!! I only have to look in the mirror to see the proof was in the pudding!!"
I'm easily led astray with cake. Which is why I'm wearing a steel boned corset in my profile pic! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"It's not just for men, cake totally works on me too...
It definitely does not work on me!! I only have to look in the mirror to see the proof was in the pudding!!
I'm easily led astray with cake. Which is why I'm wearing a steel boned corset in my profile pic!"
You are good I let it all hang out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats whats needed then, big boobs and no charm
Looks like I can join this club then!!
And you have cake men love cake
Do they? I'm going to bake each time I have a meet then!
You know the age old saying the way to a mans heart is through his stomach and what more could a bloke ask for than a piece of post sex bit of cake
What do you think the best recipe is for post sex cake? "
Tescus or sainsburys. I don't make cake but it hadn't bothered them in the past. Chocolate muffins go down well  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
Alot of the time my attempts at charming goes right over people's head. So no I would'nt say I'm good at it...
But I can still seem to manage to get some men out of their boxers, so can't complain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a born flirt, I flirt with absolutely everyone. In a cheeky friendly way. I'm good at picking up on non verbal cues etc so always know how far/not far to go. It's great fun Sarah x |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"No, charming, flirting, I'm really crap at such things, when I try flirting I usually just end up looking like I have mental health issues lol"
Lol says the woman who kept saying I'm not stalking you honestly...lol it was funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, charming, flirting, I'm really crap at such things, when I try flirting I usually just end up looking like I have mental health issues lol
Lol says the woman who kept saying I'm not stalking you honestly...lol it was funny "
ok ok i was stalking you |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"No, charming, flirting, I'm really crap at such things, when I try flirting I usually just end up looking like I have mental health issues lol
Lol says the woman who kept saying I'm not stalking you honestly...lol it was funny
ok ok i was stalking you "
Aww I feel special |
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