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over a year ago
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I know I shouldn't, but it's the best laugh we've had for ages in our club recently....
They were playing Prize Bingo in the bar, and everytime a number was called, an old lady said "Woss 'e say?", followed by a shout from everyone else around the table..."10 Nan", "31 Nan".
Soon after someone shouted "Nan you've won!!" followed by "House!"
"Woss I won then?"
"You've won the hamper Nan"
"A hamster? what do I want with a bloody hamster, anyway the cat'll have it, can I have have summat else?"
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The club was in uproar, best laugh for ages, and Nan loved her hamper...once she realised what it was  |
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"I know I shouldn't, but it's the best laugh we've had for ages in our club recently....
They were playing Prize Bingo in the bar, and everytime a number was called, an old lady said "Woss 'e say?", followed by a shout from everyone else around the table..."10 Nan", "31 Nan".
Soon after someone shouted "Nan you've won!!" followed by "House!"
"Woss I won then?"
"You've won the hamper Nan"
"A hamster? what do I want with a bloody hamster, anyway the cat'll have it, can I have have summat else?"
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The club was in uproar, best laugh for ages, and Nan loved her hamper...once she realised what it was "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know I shouldn't, but it's the best laugh we've had for ages in our club recently....
They were playing Prize Bingo in the bar, and everytime a number was called, an old lady said "Woss 'e say?", followed by a shout from everyone else around the table..."10 Nan", "31 Nan".
Soon after someone shouted "Nan you've won!!" followed by "House!"
"Woss I won then?"
"You've won the hamper Nan"
"A hamster? what do I want with a bloody hamster, anyway the cat'll have it, can I have have summat else?"
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The club was in uproar, best laugh for ages, and Nan loved her hamper...once she realised what it was "
old people can be some of the funniest on the planet,superb story lol |
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aint got a deaf nana but have a funny mother. Think a few of you may know this story. When trying to explain to her how two lesbian friends have babies she wanted to know how.
So I went into lengthy details explaining the turkey baster and the gay guy who donated etc etc
To my mother exclaiming.....oh i get you....they were artifically intimidated werent they  |
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