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over a year ago
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"They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like a rainbow....
Not me no glitter hear.  "
Don't mention glitter! The mere thought brings a certain derriere out from under his rock!  |
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"Lies! Women fart like men.
Correction Women fart better than men!
I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me "
Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lies! Women fart like men.
Correction Women fart better than men!
I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me
Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter! "
Game on then. I'll show you how I roll |
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"Lies! Women fart like men.
Correction Women fart better than men!
I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me
Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!
Game on then. I'll show you how I roll "
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"Lies! Women fart like men.
Correction Women fart better than men!
I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me
Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!
Game on then. I'll show you how I roll
Trumpet trousers at the ready! "
I made my hubby puke once cause he couldn't get out the room quick enough.
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By (user no longer on site)
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The thing I love about being single is that I can lie in bed at night and fart and snore to my heart's content - my ex used to go mad when I did either!! |
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"Lies! Women fart like men.
Correction Women fart better than men!
I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me
Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!
Game on then. I'll show you how I roll
Trumpet trousers at the ready! "
Oh bring it on |
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"Lies! Women fart like men.
Correction Women fart better than men!
I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me
Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!
Game on then. I'll show you how I roll
Trumpet trousers at the ready!
Oh bring it on "
I'm bringing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my ex did silent but deadlies .. we had to weigh down the duvet on bad nights"
Yes, or the ones that just go 'ssssssssssss' but without cheek spreading!  |
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