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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fuckn know you! i know you! I know where you live ya cow!"
I get that message or a variant of it once a week.
My reply is always the same.
"Cool story bro. Tell it again." |
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I get the ones who know where I live too. So does the local council and anyone accessing the electoral roll. If I was a shrinking violet I may care but I'm a bit too loud and brash and care not about people who aren't friends family or decent. And that toilet talk is so passe now, I'd like to use toilet duck and bleach rather than take a leak or dump on them. Should be no objection to me stuffing their heads down the pan for a while too -as they did say we can do anything we want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them  "
'Very organised', - did he have a tray of Kitty Litter sorted, too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Winner so far is
'Are you fertile?'
Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.
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I have just been asked by a guy for local dogging sites to me? Do I look like a dogger? |
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Had the 'can i knock you up' message which for reasons enrages me they always get a lengthy telling off!
Weirdest one was 'can i worship your feet?' They didnt want anything but to touch kiss and masturbate onto my feet!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Winner so far is
'Are you fertile?'
Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.
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Ge?a Ophelia!
Call me a weirdo if you like, but it is of the upmost importance for me to discover the maximum annual yeilding ability of your 'very private' garden.
Please return the annual figures post-2008 on receipt of this message as promptly as possible - as I may well decide to plant a couple of spuds there to efficiently recreate!
Kind regards,
Sir Downunda James CBE OBE OFUCKME. ") xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Winner so far is
'Are you fertile?'
Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.
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Had one guy asking if he could pay ME to come and be MY slave! When I said no, he asked if I would just "cock his cock with a knife then instead" I told him I would cut it off and ram it down his throat!! Juicy x |
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"Had the 'can i knock you up' message which for reasons enrages me they always get a lengthy telling off!
Weirdest one was 'can i worship your feet?' They didnt want anything but to touch kiss and masturbate onto my feet!! "
I've had, 'get your husband to put you on all fours naked and take a pic of your soles, and send to me.' To be honest my soles aren't my best feature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YAY.. My weirdo magnet must be working cos I ain't had a message that bad yet!
Have you a reverse pole thing going on there? "
Haha.. What I meant to say was my anti weirdo magnet is working!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YAY.. My weirdo magnet must be working cos I ain't had a message that bad yet!
Have you a reverse pole thing going on there?
Haha.. What I meant to say was my anti weirdo magnet is working! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!! "
yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!
yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now.... "
Yeah, yeah, - I'll bet he'll find that hard to swallow!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!
yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now....
Yeah, yeah, - I'll bet he'll find that hard to swallow!
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i bet he was really cut up about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!
yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now....
Yeah, yeah, - I'll bet he'll find that hard to swallow!
i bet he was really cut up about it "
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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago
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I woke up to our first strange message today asking if I'd ever done extreme gagging deep throat until I puke. Not as weird as some people's messages but it's the first slightly strange one we've received. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have a guy who has asked to paint my portrait in my own pooh he even sent me a diet list so he could have different colours n textures i almost died laughing lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weirdest message I was received was "You're the slut with the STD' that is being talked about all over the forum"
I just replied with "Jolly good. At least while I'm being talked about they are leaving some other poor sod alone"
He then blocked me lol. Very strange. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I woke up to a message from a guy who i've blocked before and had set up a new profile saying "You might aswell block me again. Why break a habit of a lifetime." So i did! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I fuckn know you! i know you! I know where you live ya cow!"
I get that message or a variant of it once a week.
My reply is always the same.
"Cool story bro. Tell it again.""
You do report it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm in my hotel room right now, cone and use me as a human toilet, no limits!!"
Straight to the point I guess "
Ive had this a few times off the same guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I woke up to a message from a guy who i've blocked before and had set up a new profile saying "You might aswell block me again. Why break a habit of a lifetime." So i did!"
pmsl thats funny |
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Top 2 have to be
Guy checking out of hotel in an hour but was there with a prostitute and did I want to join them .
The other was asking me to stamp on a rat in my boots .
Funnily enough I Declined both invites .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We get the odd weird message but real life tends to throw weirder things at us, at a club earlier in the year a lad casually walked up to a naked Mo and said "I want to destroy you"
.........her reply was come back in 10 years I'm not sure he got it though lol. |
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"I've had a few can I get you pregnant messages I usually reply go on then lol...they are lost for words rafter that "
Those ones i just say I'll need their name andaa dress for the birth certificate and child maintenance and weirdly they go quiet then too lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them
Sorry but I'm at this. "
hahahaha
But you know, there is something very sexy about women with cat fancy dress ears, painted on whiskers and tight clothing!
it's no coincidence I fancy Halle berry, Michelle Pfeifer and Anne Hathaway a little bit :P
But maybe that scenario for people that know each other a little better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wasn't on here but bloke asked if I could watch him on cam cut off his cock"
I had one guy ask if I would cut his off.
I was in B&Q at the time, I probably could have got hold of the tools for the job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had...
"Are you fertile?"
"Will you please use me as a human toilet?"
"Do you want to earn a lot of money and regularly?" (Obviously I reported that one)
Oh and a guy offering to be my slave, do all the house work, buy me clothes etc....I probably should have taken him up on the offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I fuckn know you! i know you! I know where you live ya cow!"
I get that message or a variant of it once a week.
My reply is always the same.
"Cool story bro. Tell it again."
You do report it ?"
Every single time. But they just make new profiles and message again. Some guys are so sad it beggars belief. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've just got this "Please don't take offence to this but have you ever done extreme gagging deepthroat till you puke?" "
I got that one last week! Clearly he copies and pastes then gets blocked a lot. Lmao! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've just got this "Please don't take offence to this but have you ever done extreme gagging deepthroat till you puke?"
I got that one last week! Clearly he copies and pastes then gets blocked a lot. Lmao!"
We got this one last week. But it was preceded by quite a nice message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just got a message from a fake profile so replied nicely saying he wasn't my type and reported him. He then wrote back saying i was "Too wrinkly and celulity" and he only asked me out coz "I've never fucked someone older than my gran." LMAO! Bitter is a lovley colour on some people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weirdest message I was received was "You're the slut with the STD' that is being talked about all over the forum"
I just replied with "Jolly good. At least while I'm being talked about they are leaving some other poor sod alone"
He then blocked me lol. Very strange."
ooh I got that one too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Winner so far is
'Are you fertile?'
Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.
I've had that message to! What a weirdo!"
Me too, I'm guessing it's prob the same guy on a wind up mission x |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
weird one for a first message...
I have some BDSM tricks I want to play on you
of course, I am going to let a complete stranger "play" BDSM stuff on a first meet... in your dreams! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when I first joined I wondered why people excluded newbies, after seeing this I can kinda imagine why..surley its not verified regulars that are acting the cunt on here is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when I first joined I wondered why people excluded newbies, after seeing this I can kinda imagine why..surley its not verified regulars that are acting the cunt on here is it?"
Most of them are verified in my case. |
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-Do you like being frightened and stalked?' was a novel way for an admirer to show their enthusiasm, which a sequence of user profiles sent. I'm not easily frightened having seen a lot and been around and I could readily imagine the pathetic specimen that would send such white. I almost sent a contract over to make a film but blocked instead. I'm easily found at my regular haunts but have too many really tough contacts that would scare such tewats shitless. Once you realize there are saddos nothing bothers you when you get how feeble they are in real life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Winner so far is
'Are you fertile?'
Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.
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I thought that guy did the "r U fertile" that's what I was told he messaged half the women up here in one night. |
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