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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass
ok, maybe they're all corny... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a limerick but here goes.
There was a girl from Huddersfield
Who had a cow that wouldn't yield.
The reason why it wouldn't yield?
It didn't like it's udders feeled.
Strange what one can remember from primary school. Teaching has it's advantages. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Horsham
Who took out his balls to wash em.
His mother said "Jack,
if you don't put them back
I'll stand on the bastards and squash em."
Hmmm. Time for bed. |
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