INSOMNIA!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't sleep tonight - anyone else up?

Whats the best cure for insomnia?

Any fun offers - private message me please

By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Get up and wash the kitchen floor. Go back to bed and promise yourself you'll do it again if you're still awake in 1 hours time.

You won't be.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a wank. As you go back to sleep promise yourself you'll have another if you're still awake in an hour.

Eventually you will collapse into a deep sleep.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I shall try both of those and hope I don't go sleep walking...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't sleep tonight - anyone else up?

Whats the best cure for insomnia?

Any fun offers - private message me please

Right paving slab bed lights out

1/Lay on back

2/Lights out

3/Paving slab above head arms slightly bent

4/ wait for arm muscles to fail.

Result=Sleep

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't sleep tonight - anyone else up?

Whats the best cure for insomnia?

Any fun offers - private message me please

Cam never sleep myself and this site doesn't help much ha ha

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be one of those sleepless nights. I have been shattered all day. Should have gone out like a candle in a hurricane yet here I am.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tolstoy's War and Peace is a sure-fire tranquilliser.