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"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories?" Well im with a yorkshire man so i cannot possibly say  | |||
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"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories?Well im with a yorkshire man so i cannot possibly say "Yam not!  | |||
"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories?Well im with a yorkshire man so i cannot possibly say
Yam not! "Ok you dont look after tha coin then ???? | |||
" What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories?Well im with a yorkshire man so i cannot possibly say "Why ever not? Cardboard boxes, in holes in the ground can be comfy you know, lol. | |||
"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories?" Next time when roomie is asleep handcuff them to the bed and they wont get chance to do one  | |||
"Not sure its the same, Ian went to the local cake shop buys three cheese cakes and eats the lot, did not even offer me a bit. As per normal leaves the plate on the computer desk and goes off to do somethign else. I call that tight !! Sue " i call that being a greedy lazy bastard myself. Still, if it helps you keep your slim figure all is not lost. | |||
"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories? Next time when roomie is asleep handcuff them to the bed and they wont get chance to do one "Tha knows it makes sense  | |||
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" Only tight thing about me is my fanny! "proof required. | |||
" Only tight thing about me is my fanny!
proof required."Listen............. it squeaks when I walk it's so tight! | |||
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" Only tight thing about me is my fanny!
proof required.
Listen............. it squeaks when I walk it's so tight! "Ahhh, back to ladie's shoes. | |||
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" Only tight thing about me is my fanny!
proof required.
Listen............. it squeaks when I walk it's so tight! "Really? Can I come listen? | |||
  and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you  | |||
"Only one way to find out.. Fight! "Celebrity tight-fisted-deathmatch... Yorkshire man vs Scottish man ... who wins?"" Ayorkshire man is tighter than two coats of paint,now who can beat that? | |||
"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you "Well done you, and proof positive...don't get mad, just move on and do better!!
I remember going shopping with my ex once and we went into Safeway and I picked up a pack of Always along with some other bits and bobs. He had a tenner in his hand and the shopping came to just under £12.
He looked at the few items aghast and asked the assistant..."for what?" He then picked up the Always in front of everyone and asked how much they were. When she told him he looked at me and said "don't Safeway do their own brand?"
The pitying looks I got is something I'll never forget. It's the only time in my life I've wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.
On Sunday he took us all to Bournemouth, paid for the bus to the beach - return fare, paid for deck chairs, sticks of rock, provided pack lunch as well as taking us to Harry Ramsden's.
The girls said, "wow, look at dad flashing the cash" in surprise.
On the train home, approaching Waterloo he said, "well, does anyone have anything to contribute towards the day?" We all burst out laughing and my eldest said, "phew, for a moment their dad we thought you'd been abducted by aliens and replaced...welcome back".
Funny enough, that was the cherry on the cake for the day, can't complain as he's loaded and has paid the gas bill - over £700 when his daughters kept it one full blast while I was away. Didn't even ask him for it, just paid it! | |||
" Only tight thing about me is my fanny! "you took the words right out of my mouth!! | |||
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"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you "Yes I can tell your proud of yourself and you have every right to be in my eyes. Not going to comment on the Yorkshire thing all I will say to all the none Yorkshire folk is that you can't buy class. Steve | |||
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"According to a recent survey, the most charitable city in the UK is Oxford and least charitable is Liverpool... OR, maybe Oxford has the most liars? "But which is better??? ONLY 1WAY TO FIND OUT--- fight!!!!!!!! | |||
"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you
Yes I can tell your proud of yourself and you have every right to be in my eyes.
Not going to comment on the Yorkshire thing all I will say to all the none Yorkshire folk is that you can't buy class.
Steve "wondered when you'd pop up, ya know i love Yorkshiremen | |||
"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you
Yes I can tell your proud of yourself and you have every right to be in my eyes.
Not going to comment on the Yorkshire thing all I will say to all the none Yorkshire folk is that you can't buy class.
Steve wondered when you'd pop up, ya know i love Yorkshiremen "n i love yorkshire-women | |||
"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you
Yes I can tell your proud of yourself and you have every right to be in my eyes.
Not going to comment on the Yorkshire thing all I will say to all the none Yorkshire folk is that you can't buy class.
Steve wondered when you'd pop up, ya know i love Yorkshiremen "Lol wondered how long it would take you to notice my post. I do live in hope you decide to give this Yorkshireman some loving some time lol Steve | |||
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"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you
Yes I can tell your proud of yourself and you have every right to be in my eyes.
Not going to comment on the Yorkshire thing all I will say to all the none Yorkshire folk is that you can't buy class.
Steve wondered when you'd pop up, ya know i love Yorkshiremen
Lol wondered how long it would take you to notice my post.
I do live in hope you decide to give this Yorkshireman some loving some time lol
Steve "on my to do list | |||
" Only tight thing about me is my fanny!
proof required.
Listen............. it squeaks when I walk it's so tight!
Really? Can I come listen?"Only if you promise to get your head down real close. | |||
"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you "You know what that's brilliant what you did. Absolute hats off to you!! I'd be really proud if I were you because that is great to get through that lot. | |||
"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you "You've every right to be proud, be daft if you wasn't. | |||
"My ex who ordered stuff from catalogues in my name, who went to college and told them we were married to get money from them whilst he was living in the college quarters, cept it stopped my housing and council tax benefit, who preferred and felt he was entitled to, spend our benefits on himself having a good time down the pub. Then had to disappear off to London as he blabbed about where a gun that belonged to a local criminal was, so him and the police were chasing him, left me with thousands to pay off out of my low wage from the part time job i got and 2 kids to feed on the child benefit as thats about all i had left to live on, was so glad that tax credits came in as i could buy the kids treats, like new shoes and clothes so no-one laughed at them at school. Still took me a long time to clear all the debts though.
Now he lives in a bedsit above a pub and no job, ive passed by driving test, work full time, buying a house, moved on. You can tell im proud of myself cant you
You've every right to be proud, be daft if you wasn't. "2rite matey!! lol *steve* | |||
"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories?" yeah i met someone in london booked hotel in my name and on my debit card and he decided that he couldn't be my friend as he was scared something could happen and he disappeared home, left me with a hotel and he didnt pay his half hence to say i wasn't happy | |||
"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories? yeah i met someone in london booked hotel in my name and on my debit card and he decided that he couldn't be my friend as he was scared something could happen and he disappeared home, left me with a hotel and he didnt pay his half hence to say i wasn't happy "Shocking!! i would chased him all the way to the bank! pmsl | |||
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"saucy cause he recycles hankies!!! x "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-----Chooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! lol | |||
" Only tight thing about me is my fanny!
you took the words right out of my mouth!!"And mine. | |||
" Only tight thing about me is my fanny!
you took the words right out of my mouth!!
And mine. "And mine too..(some sick came out) lol | |||
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"gosh was expecting this thread to be about something sexier. must just be my dirty mind and wishful thinking......... "Tell me more, in detail. | |||
"gosh was expecting this thread to be about something sexier. must just be my dirty mind and wishful thinking.........
Tell me more, in detail. "always seems to loads posts out the size of a mans todger but never about the tightness of a lady garden. surely they go together | |||
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"Ever done someone a favour and offered them a bunk up / hotel room-share - only for them to abscond the next day without so much as offering towards cost of the room? Perhaps they thought "room-share" meant just that (ie, not cost-share) ? What are your "Tight-git!" Horror stories?" you live and you learn........ next time i bet you will sort it ,, lol | |||
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"According to a recent survey, the most charitable city in the UK is Oxford and least charitable is Liverpool... OR, maybe Oxford has the most liars? "Tell me .... Would there be any financial differences between the living conditions and incomes of the people of Oxford and the people of Liverpool ? All those university spires in Oxford. All those bicycles being ridden by stripey scarved college kids ..... they MUST be charitable tossing coins to plebs makes them feel good. | |||
