I have decided to quit the uni malarkey & become a stand up comedian.
All I need is the right look, the clothes, a manager, stage presence, the ability to come up with witty & funny jokes, come backs & stories & the ability to deliver said jokes lines & stories with comedy timing & in a manner that makes people laugh.
Hmm.....doesnt look achievable.
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I need my manager to stop kissing directors arse in the hope that she will one day become one, and actually start giving a shit about her staff, residents and working environment.
That is the only thing making my job difficult at the minute and making my dream job very unhappy.
Failing that, a couple of grand so I can get some more tandem jumps out of the way, then learn how to jump alone amd become a sky dive instructor.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'd love to be a stand up comic. I also need the right look, the clothes, a manager, stage presence, the ability to come up with witty & funny jokes, come backs & stories & the ability to deliver said jokes lines & stories with comedy timing & in a manner that makes people laugh.  |
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"I'd love to be a stand up comic. I also need the right look, the clothes, a manager, stage presence, the ability to come up with witty & funny jokes, come backs & stories & the ability to deliver said jokes lines & stories with comedy timing & in a manner that makes people laugh. "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I'd love to be a stand up comic. I also need the right look, the clothes, a manager, stage presence, the ability to come up with witty & funny jokes, come backs & stories & the ability to deliver said jokes lines & stories with comedy timing & in a manner that makes people laugh.
Want to be a double act? "
It's one idea. You'd need to be the straight guy  |
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"I'd love to be a stand up comic. I also need the right look, the clothes, a manager, stage presence, the ability to come up with witty & funny jokes, come backs & stories & the ability to deliver said jokes lines & stories with comedy timing & in a manner that makes people laugh.
Want to be a double act?
It's one idea. You'd need to be the straight guy "
That's our first joke right there!! I come on stage introducing myself & then you come on. I say "who are you?" "I'm the straight guy" is your reply. The audience lol's |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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And then I say 'that's not what you told me last night, darling' and then to the audience - 'typical guy, as soon as you let him use your stomach as a paddling pool for his sperm, he loses interest.'
As it happens, I've just got in from seeing a gig tonight. Holly Walsh, Matt Richardson and Alfie Moore |
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