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Ninja spiders

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't need to watch the news to know they really are HUGE this year ... And unless they pay rent they aren't welcome in my home!

I've tried conkers but they buggers just climbed over them

Heard peppermint oil helps ... any tips besides my usual freaky dance and straight up the hooverpipe cure?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't need to watch the news to know they really are HUGE this year ... And unless they pay rent they aren't welcome in my home!

I've tried conkers but they buggers just climbed over them

Heard peppermint oil helps ... any tips besides my usual freaky dance and straight up the hooverpipe cure?

"
Leave them be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww I feel sorry for the poor buggers, everyone's freaking out about them this year and all they are doing is going about their lifes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I leave them be but our murderous ninja kitties pretty much eat any beastie that wanders indoors.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love spiders they are awesome creatures and really beautiful if you look closely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A semi automatic machine gun would not be irrational for me to take down a spider.

I have a total fear of them and no idea why but I can't cope with them, anything else is fine it's just spiders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhh, leave them alone. They won't do you any harm and they help keep all the other bugs in check.

Hug a spider. Kinda' like 'Hug a Hoody' ... but not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank goodness for 3 cats! Although they aren't bothered with the flying spiders

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have a genuine phobia about them ... Done all the breathing and stuff but they honestly scare me.

Hence rather keep them out if I can!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahhhh, leave them alone. They won't do you any harm and they help keep all the other bugs in check.

Hug a spider. Kinda' like 'Hug a Hoody' ... but not."

Leave them alone!! They crawl up your nostrils and make webs in your brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I leave them be but our murderous ninja kitties pretty much eat any beastie that wanders indoors."

I could live with a ninja Kittie ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind them but then again last night watching the tv felt something on my arm looked down and there was the biggest bloody spider ive ever seen,tried to cover him in my hand to put it outside but it ran off straight into the path of the dog,Bad Move Spider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah ... they're only looking for bugs up there. Think of it as a nostril cleaning service.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love spiders they are awesome creatures and really beautiful if you look closely

I don't mind spiders, I never kill them, I will happily pick one up and put it outside id my daughter does one of her freak out dances, but beautiful???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank goodness for 3 cats! Although they aren't bothered with the flying spiders "

Funnily enough the flying ones don't bother me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting kinda fond of the one in my house. Send them my way, they can be friends! (Until the cats eat them)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahhhh, leave them alone. They won't do you any harm and they help keep all the other bugs in check.

Hug a spider. Kinda' like 'Hug a Hoody' ... but not.

Leave them alone!! They crawl up your nostrils and make webs in your brain

Subliminal message maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't mind them but then again last night watching the tv felt something on my arm looked down and there was the biggest bloody spider ive ever seen,tried to cover him in my hand to put it outside but it ran off straight into the path of the dog,Bad Move Spider

I have a greyhound that chases and eats them, its quite a sight

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Sure they more frightened of us ... And the cat... Oh and dog!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ahhhh, leave them alone. They won't do you any harm and they help keep all the other bugs in check.

Hug a spider. Kinda' like 'Hug a Hoody' ... but not.

Leave them alone!! They crawl up your nostrils and make webs in your brain

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You are being optimistic there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A semi automatic machine gun would not be irrational for me to take down a spider.

I have a total fear of them and no idea why but I can't cope with them, anything else is fine it's just spiders "

This!

Irrational but real lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have held a chilean rose and can macro photograph ones outside on a web.. but they come into my home and i just panic. Its stupid really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently they don't like citrus either.

Hairspray. If they are somewhere I can I get the chemicals out..... bleach, carpet cleaner etc....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was going to be nice and do the dishes tonight but there was a big ass spider in the sink!! I nearly puked outta irrational (very fucking rational..who has 8 legs anyway) fear... I ain't doing the dishes ever again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am just really scared of them i do leave them if they are up on the wall out of the way and stay there until i forget about them but if there on the floor and really big i have to get out of the room and nick has to put them outside

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

I walked into about six frickin webs today while out and about, then keep thinking after "Is there a spider on me?"

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By *carineMan over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

I always suddenly become a kung-fu expert when i walk into a spiders web.

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By *ittykate84Woman over a year ago

CHESTER

I have a severe phobia of them! I was also bitten by one this year.. My leg went mental and i still have scarred skin months later because of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always suddenly become a kung-fu expert when i walk into a spiders web."

^^^ Saw this on Facebook, made me chuckle!

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"I don't need to watch the news to know they really are HUGE this year ... And unless they pay rent they aren't welcome in my home!

I've tried conkers but they buggers just climbed over them

Heard peppermint oil helps ... any tips besides my usual freaky dance and straight up the hooverpipe cure?

Live and let live... They eat flies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am terrified of them and no way would I just leave them be, its my house and if they come in they get killed (tho not by me as I'm too frightened of them.

I have a can of fly spray to get rid of those so I don't need spiders. Also if you just leave them in the house they are going to make webs and you can't have webs in the corners of rooms, it looks dirty.

What I want is an instant death spray that isn't harmful to other pets. Why can't someone invent this. Also a spray that can be used as a seal to stop them coming in.

I need my house spider proofing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 year ago i bought some house hold flea spray like i do twice a year and always buy the best the shop has. This time it cost 28 pound anyway did the whole house then within a matter of hours really we noticed dead daddy long legs moths flies and spiders here and there then after about a week noticed we had not seen one single spider in the house all that summer and winter not one insect came into the house . For the life of me i cant remember the name of it only remember it was a massive tin and yellow but cant find it

not much help really to anyone lol but just thought i would say

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