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over a year ago
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Rich, tall dark and handsome who can cook and clean, is an expert at tantric love a pro at foot massage and genuinely agrees with everything they say even after they have changed their mind.
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over a year ago
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"Someone to do the washing up and ironing. "
We have a dishwasher and the kids all do their own ironing.
Very few of our clothes need ironing and we have a gardener to do all those jobs we can't be bothered with.
What does she want? Apparently she just wants a cock to suck while she's being fucked now and then. Priceless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants "
You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon "
Ohhhhhh I like spiders  |
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"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon "
Your hard as nails  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon
Ohhhhhh I like spiders "
These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon
Ohhhhhh I like spiders These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters "
I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands? |
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"Rich, tall dark and handsome who can cook and clean, is an expert at tantric love a pro at foot massage and genuinely agrees with everything they say even after they have changed their mind.
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Yip. All this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon o
Ohhhhhh I like spiders These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters
I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands? "
Wash pots ?  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon
Ohhhhhh I like spiders These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters
I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands? "
Put on a shadow puppet show? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon o
Ohhhhhh I like spiders These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters
I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands? Wash pots ? "
Nope I have a husband who does that |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon
Ohhhhhh I like spiders These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters
I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?
Put on a shadow puppet show?"
Hahahaaaaa if you put a light behind me it would be an interesting puppet show  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol
Stop your real life moans"
Ohhhhhh! I see. In that case...YOU! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i would love to allow myself to be spoilt - im so crap at accepting stuff - he gave me some money to go treat myself to something special - so many things i would like but i have eeeked it out for months and bought bargains as usual - and still worry i will get it thrown back in my face- thats a result of never having as a kid and a rotten ex who we all had to feel so fucking grateful to for even the roof over our heads - guess my mindset his hard to budge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will tell you what I want ...
A photographer who can accommodate, to take some sexy pics of us and enjoy some fun too ... email me if any single men or couples are interested in doing so |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon
Ohhhhhh I like spiders These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters
I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?
Put on a shadow puppet show?
Hahahaaaaa if you put a light behind me it would be an interesting puppet show "
One that I'd like to see methinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A tall handsome stranger........ Please form an orderly queue at my Back door "
Expect to be bombarded with messages from handsome strangers, offering to smash yer back doors in. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol
Stop your real life moans"
Did he tell you that?
What we (yes all of us) want is straightforward, unambiguous conversation.
Nah! I'll go with the Victoria Sponge and maybe someone to share it with.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/"
Different things I would say but in general if a guy is an arse licker the majority don't want a guy who has shitty breath. |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
A good hard licking, a guy not asking 'was that ok'afterwards, bacon butties, a guy with an xbox 360, likes playing pool, knows his way around a bike (the kind with an engine), and someone I can beat in a farting contest.
oh, and is kind to animals. which unfortunately rules out tosh the moth/spider slayer. sorry man, i don't care how cute your ass is
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"an old fashioned house with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire
Oh yes, that too! With pasture ornaments!!
you probably want the new pink floyd album too"
I DOOOOOO!! BADLY! !!
And a pasture ornament is a very attractive (and probably expensive) horse! !
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"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol
Stop your real life moans"
He wants to know for one of two reasons
He thinks all women are the same and there's a formulaic way to treat them that is kept secret by the sisterhood.
Or
He wants wank material.
The first is untrue and if he wants the second he should just ask.
That's why he's getting the response he's getting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol
Stop your real life moans
He wants to know for one of two reasons
He thinks all women are the same and there's a formulaic way to treat them that is kept secret by the sisterhood.
Or
He wants wank material.
The first is untrue and if he wants the second he should just ask.
That's why he's getting the response he's getting."
lol - neither of those - just entertainment - there are some really witty replies, a few insights too though...
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"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol
Stop your real life moans
He wants to know for one of two reasons
He thinks all women are the same and there's a formulaic way to treat them that is kept secret by the sisterhood.
Or
He wants wank material.
The first is untrue and if he wants the second he should just ask.
That's why he's getting the response he's getting."
Can I know the secret of the sisterhood as I need a wank material n quick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones I've met....a good hard fucking, followed by tender lovemaking followed by a good hard fucking, followed by tender ....etc
Oh, and chocolate, and respect, and shoes, and attentiveness, and cake, and politeness and handbags and empathy... Not enough room lol |
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A question that has been asked since the dawn of mankind and no-one has ever found the answer. Politicians, all conquering generals, philosophers, mathematicians, religious leaders, and the everyday man in the cave, mud hut, street have all been stymied by it.
However I can now give (exclusively to FAB members) the answer.
Are you ready for such an earth shattering revelation?
OK here it is......
There is no answer because even THEY don't know what they fucking want, and even if they give you an answer they will change their bloody mind every ten minutes.
So you see guys, there is no point in pondering this. Just give them what you want to give them and whatever it is they will still moan about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/"
They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.
If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl. |
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"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/
They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.
If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl."
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/
They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.
If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl.
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness"
Nah not me.. this Papa's got a bran' new bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ones I've met....a good hard fucking, followed by tender lovemaking followed by a good hard fucking, followed by tender ....etc
Oh, and chocolate, and respect, and shoes, and attentiveness, and cake, and politeness and handbags and empathy... Not enough room lol "
forget the shoes and handbags for and the rest sounds good |
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"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/
They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.
If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl.
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness
Nah not me.. this Papa's got a bran' new bag."
Haha, he ain't no drag! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ones I've met....a good hard fucking, followed by tender lovemaking followed by a good hard fucking, followed by tender ....etc
Oh, and chocolate, and respect, and shoes, and attentiveness, and cake, and politeness and handbags and empathy... Not enough room lol forget the shoes and handbags for and the rest sounds good "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)
Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon
Ohhhhhh I like spiders These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters
I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands? "
Mmmmmmmm let me think..   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i would love to allow myself to be spoilt - im so crap at accepting stuff - he gave me some money to go treat myself to something special - so many things i would like but i have eeeked it out for months and bought bargains as usual - and still worry i will get it thrown back in my face- thats a result of never having as a kid and a rotten ex who we all had to feel so fucking grateful to for even the roof over our heads - guess my mindset his hard to budge "
 sorry to hear that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol
Stop your real life moans
Did he tell you that?
What we (yes all of us) want is straightforward, unambiguous conversation.
Nah! I'll go with the Victoria Sponge and maybe someone to share it with.
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two sugars please.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want someone to go shopping for me,pick up my grandson,cook dinner and then massage my aching body. I'm thinking of taking up the offer of a slave relationship |
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