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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go through the stable settings , make sure my shirt was ironed , Polish my shoes and out the rings somewhere safe. "
Obviously table , I'm not marrying a horse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be doing my best to get over my stag night I suspect Why do blokes wait until the night before, then they pass out at the ceremony, you've been framed is full of them!"
Isnt that more to do with the shock when the enormity of who they're marrying hits them?
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Be doing my best to get over my stag night I suspect Why do blokes wait until the night before, then they pass out at the ceremony, you've been framed is full of them!
Isnt that more to do with the shock when the enormity of who they're marrying hits them?I couldn't say
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick my head in a gas oven.... 
Will you marry me ?
Cruel but funny.I will happily do that when you stop talking through ya arse."
It may be a long engagement. |
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Probably get a coffee when I wake up...no...first thing I'd do is uncuff myself from the midget Oompa Loompa we hired, find him taxi money, check if my arse feels suspiciously sore...THEN...get a coffee. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Probably get a coffee when I wake up...no...first thing I'd do is uncuff myself from the midget Oompa Loompa we hired, find him taxi money, check if my arse feels suspiciously sore...THEN...get a coffee."
Are you going to check the Ooompa Loompas' bottom too?  |
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"Probably get a coffee when I wake up...no...first thing I'd do is uncuff myself from the midget Oompa Loompa we hired, find him taxi money, check if my arse feels suspiciously sore...THEN...get a coffee.Are you going to check the Ooompa Loompas' bottom too? "
Hmm is only feel duty bound if I was responsible, I'd have to have been seriously d*unk for that.
Nothing to do with the fact I'm straight...I just don't shag people with too much fake tan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't remember what I did the day before my wedding. Probably set out all the bridesmaids dresses and accessories and take my dress out of the bag to air. I think I did my nails the night before. I can't remember that far back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably get a coffee when I wake up...no...first thing I'd do is uncuff myself from the midget Oompa Loompa we hired, find him taxi money, check if my arse feels suspiciously sore...THEN...get a coffee."
lol.this just makes me laugh. |
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