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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.
Omg. The embarrasment!!!
Any one else been caught out like this?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But has anyone else found it? Xx"
I don't really have a dildo. But as forgetful as I am. It's probably something I'd do.
I did laugh at your predicament though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had once had a naughty night with dildos and but plugs and had then put them in the bathroom sink to clean. Unexpectedly her parents turned up and both used the toilet. We had forgotten about them till she later received a txt saying "you need to be more careful where you leave your toys... " thought it was quite funny at the time  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I lent my neighbour a suitcase...when she returned it she said she and her husband hadn't needed the dozen condoms and lube sachets I'd forgotten to remove from the zippy bit |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I lent my neighbour a suitcase...when she returned it she said she and her husband hadn't needed the dozen condoms and lube sachets I'd forgotten to remove from the zippy bit "
Oh shit I leave things like that in mine!  |
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chocolate body paint..
came home to be told by then 8 yr old son that the new chocolate spread was lovely on bread..
being a typical male he never read the label once the word 'chocolate' was seen.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we were out and my 21 year old son was looking for his passport. I sent him to my drawer beside my bed where I also had placed a new sex toy I bought for my Mrs  |
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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago
Nothing to see here. Please move along. |
My son who is 17 was trying to earn brownie points for pissing me off. I went out but left my rabbit hidden under the cushions in the living room. When I got home the room was spotless. He had even hoovered under the cushions.
With a totally straight face he said " mother. Please put your toys away properly. Charlotte (who was 6 at the time ) may find them. '' |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.
Omg. The embarrasment!!!
Any one else been caught out like this? "
The only thing I can compare it too was my friends three year old finding my panty liners and sticking on them the windows are aeroplanes. |
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My granddaughter found one of my vibrators so I told her it was a massager for my bad back lol. Also a few years back I was renting a room and I left my toys out when I went to work. My landlord let himself into my room lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A previous FB of mine forgot her mum was coming to visit. The thing left lying around was me. Naked in her bed when her mum let herself in with the key she has..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A previous FB of mine forgot her mum was coming to visit. The thing left lying around was me. Naked in her bed when her mum let herself in with the key she has....."
Omg!!! |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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years ago, on a sunday morning, hubbys mate called round unexpectedly and woke us up. hubby showed him in, mate sat in the living room, hubby went straight to kitchen to make coffee, and i threw some clothes on and went to the living room and sat in the chair next to mate.
then realised with horror, between the 2 chairs in plain view, was my 2 dildos and a bottle of baby oil. I covered them with a cushion lolol.
when i told my hubby later, he said he wondered why his mate didnt chat as much as usual and seemed a bit quiet 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had an embarrassing text incident.
I woke up after being on nightshift and thought i was texting girlfriend. Was being over the top suggestive expecting her to storm in and get onto me. Just kept getting flippant texts back, so gave up ( a bit disappointed) and figured she just wasn't taking the bait.
Later that night i got a text from my mum. When i clicked to read it, all my other texts i sent in the morning popped up. I'd sent it to my mum....
Bloody phone. Still keep getting the wee digs every time i visit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friend was using his girlfriends used panties over his face while he was playing with himself in his room.
This was while he was still at home of course.
He was complaining that every time he got close to cumming his mum would shout him down as his tea was ready.
This happened four or five times then he eventually came.
When he took the used panties off his face his tea was on a tray just inside his bedroom door.
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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When I was younger and lived at home my parents came home early from a night out... Found me innocently doing my homework in my room looking a little flustered.
My dad asked what all the banging was and said if I tell him I won't be in trouble...
I told him I hadn't heard any banging... I thought the fact that my naked boyfriend and his clothes were all shoved into the wardrobe next to my dad may posdibly be too much for the offered amnesty.
That was an interesting somewhat later tiptoe to the back door midnight run!
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Ours was our middle daughter was in our room having a nosey when we heard her shout that she had found a microphone!! This led to us running up the stair to find her singing into my pink glittery vibrator!! Mortified wasn't the word!! Lol !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My 11 year old grandson and his 13year old friend came out of the bedroom both holding sex toys-aloft in the air with huge grins on their faces. My grandson asking "What's this nan?" and smirking at me. I just said "Not yours!" And wrestled them off them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friend was using his girlfriends used panties over his face while he was playing with himself in his room.
This was while he was still at home of course.
He was complaining that every time he got close to cumming his mum would shout him down as his tea was ready.
This happened four or five times then he eventually came.
When he took the used panties off his face his tea was on a tray just inside his bedroom door.
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Brilliant !!!!!!! |
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By *arehamMan
over a year ago
handforth |
A friend had two flats,and we had to go in to look at something that was wrong,the bed room door was open and under the bed we saw a dildo covered in guff ,she was a really good looker,ever time I saw her I kept thinking of the dildo stuck up her fanny.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While away in greece we left the room in a rush to get to a meeting, when we arrived back we found all our dildos, buttplug and lube nicely displayed on the bedside as the cleaners had changed our beds and on the same hol our 6yr old daughter shouted out in a gift shop while pointing at a large carved wooden penis 'my mums got 1 of them thats pink and squishy' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.
Omg. The embarrasment!!!
Any one else been caught out like this? The only thing I can compare it too was my friends three year old finding my panty liners and sticking on them the windows are aeroplanes. "
sounds like he had a good time GAGAGA haha, you are a naughty boy haha showing his artistic
skills to you..  |
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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago
Hampshire |
"A friend had two flats,and we had to go in to look at something that was wrong,the bed room door was open and under the bed we saw a dildo covered in guff ,she was a really good looker,ever time I saw her I kept thinking of the dildo stuck up her fanny. "
"Guff" wtf's 'guff'
Loving some of these posts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was younger and lived at home my parents came home early from a night out... Found me innocently doing my homework in my room looking a little flustered.
My dad asked what all the banging was and said if I tell him I won't be in trouble...
I told him I hadn't heard any banging... I thought the fact that my naked boyfriend and his clothes were all shoved into the wardrobe next to my dad may posdibly be too much for the offered amnesty.
That was an interesting somewhat later tiptoe to the back door midnight run!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum was babysitting for me once and I had forgotten to put away a strap on, it was just there on the bed, she questioned me about it when I got home and being put on the spot I said it was for my then husband cause he liked that kind of things my mum got flustered and it was never spoke of again, my ex went mad when I told him what I had said |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While away in greece we left the room in a rush to get to a meeting, when we arrived back we found all our dildos, buttplug and lube nicely displayed on the bedside as the cleaners had changed our beds and on the same hol our 6yr old daughter shouted out in a gift shop while pointing at a large carved wooden penis 'my mums got 1 of them thats pink and squishy' "
Too funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working in a resort I see a lot of funny things of people getting caught.
A few that comes to mind... A teenager was wanking behind the bushes but was in view from the bar...poor kid every one knew his name.
Another was a small cleaning lady in her 60s running down the hall and screaming that she never going back to that room. Found out later she accidentally walked in and caught 2 guy guys going at it!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While away in greece we left the room in a rush to get to a meeting, when we arrived back we found all our dildos, buttplug and lube nicely displayed on the bedside as the cleaners had changed our beds and on the same hol our 6yr old daughter shouted out in a gift shop while pointing at a large carved wooden penis 'my mums got 1 of them thats pink and squishy' "
this actually made me laugh out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually annoy the mrs by putting her toys on display at the bedroom window lol, some funny looks from the window cleaner  "
I still remember my girl getting a "package" delivered to her parents place (unmarked, of course) and her mother was insistent about asking what it was so she just blurted out "Rampant Rabbit!" ...
And silenced her for 30 seconds for the first time in 26 years. xD
Besides. It was a vibrating buttplug anyways... No idea why she was so worried.. ; ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I loaned out one of my rucksack's. Didn't think anything of it. Till i got it back and checked they'd taken everything out. On opening the smallest pocket at the front. I found it still contained 3 of my vibrating bullets. That will teach me to loan a play bag out...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old FB and I were gettin down to the nitty gritty and my parents came home. I wud have brazened it out but he left his shoes downstairs. And in his haste he shoved his pants down his trousers and had a massive bulge on his leg.
I said he was looking to buy an old phone of mine and that it was under my bed in a massive box so that was the banging they heard. Lol. Cringe! |
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My puppy found my rabbit Just The Ears, must have been under my pillow. First I knew of it was when my 18 year old handed me the ears, saying she didn't know where the pink plastic came from but she'd found the dog chewing it. Imagine my horror when I couldn't find the rest of it! I kept thinking one of the kids would find it or its find it on the sofa.
I eventually found it, months later, dropped into the radiator. I had to do an emergency run to Ann Summers at closing time - I had unfinished business and needed a replacement urgently! |
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"My mum was babysitting for me once and I had forgotten to put away a strap on, it was just there on the bed, she questioned me about it when I got home and being put on the spot I said it was for my then husband cause he liked that kind of things my mum got flustered and it was never spoke of again, my ex went mad when I told him what I had said "
Haha love it. Is that why he's an ex?? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hid my rabbit in an old battered suitcase on top of my wardrobe. I went on holiday, came back and the suitcase had gone. Rang my mom in a panic asking if she had taken it, she told my stepdad had borrowed it to use it for work stuff. Oh the fucking shame!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My parents had all the family round for Sunday dinner once and half way through dinner my 5yo nephew came down stairs with my 8" strapon saying look what I found under uncle David bed, my dad was laughing as everyone spat there dinner out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was staying at an ex's...left some condoms, toys and lube on the landing table (because we had a free house as far as we knew), her mother happened to walk in to the ex's bedroom to confront/embarrass her daughter...but she was left as red-faced as anyone because she got a full sight of my ass and balls and her daughters feet in the air, needless to say I kept the erection during the awkwardness (I had nothing to hide it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I honestly think the older your kids get, the more difficult your private life becomes.
Questions bloody questions! "
then you start getting the knowing looks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..
I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in
her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "
oooo show and tell - pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in
her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "
Oh my. I would have died!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..
I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what.. "
Do you still work for him?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..
I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what..
Do you still work for him?? "
Actually it's a she and yes I still work for her ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My 8yr old daughter asked to borrow a torch. I sent her up to get it off the bedside table but instead she opened the draw and brought down my then girlfriend's enormous vibrator.
She was asking how to turn it on as my two female friends fell about the place and my girlfriend turned Crimson. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..
I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what..
Do you still work for him??
Actually it's a she and yes I still work for her ... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in
her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "
I remember my mum once dropping a dildo out her pocket when she was on the front garden talking to the guy next door
I asked her why the hell she had a dildo in her pocket, well come on you would wouldn't you and she replied....well i was washing it in the kitchen sink when I saw you coming up the path so I quickly put it in my pocket so you didn't see what I was doing, I forgot it was there and while talking to cliff (the neighbour) I went to get a tissue and it fell out
Shes nearly 70 ffs |
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"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in
her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time
I remember my mum once dropping a dildo out her pocket when she was on the front garden talking to the guy next door. I asked her why the hell she had a dildo in her pocket, well come on you would wouldn't you and she replied....well i was washing it in the kitchen sink when I saw you coming up the path so I quickly put it in my pocket so you didn't see what I was doing, I forgot it was there and while talking to cliff (the neighbour) I went to get a tissue and it fell out
Shes nearly 70 ffs "
That's awesome! There's hope for us all for sex into our dotage lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in
her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time
I remember my mum once dropping a dildo out her pocket when she was on the front garden talking to the guy next door. I asked her why the hell she had a dildo in her pocket, well come on you would wouldn't you and she replied....well i was washing it in the kitchen sink when I saw you coming up the path so I quickly put it in my pocket so you didn't see what I was doing, I forgot it was there and while talking to cliff (the neighbour) I went to get a tissue and it fell out
Shes nearly 70 ffs
That's awesome! There's hope for us all for sex into our dotage lol "
That's nothing, shes got herself a new toy boy he's 60 who decided to buy her a rabbit type toy for Xmas, fair enough that's their business, but he decided to wrap it up and put it under the tree  so Xmas morning we are all there handing out gifts and yep my mum opens this rabbit type thing infront of everyone, kids and all, looks at it, winks at the toy boy and says....we'll have to try that out after dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My mum came round for a visit and found one of my dresses and a pair of killer heels i had inadvertently left lying around. I said they belonged to a girlfriend. 'Size 9 shoes ? She must be tall?','she is' said I. Then there was a pause. ...'how did she get home without her dress and shoes on?'...Gulp...'good taste in clothes though she has'said mum. I just nodded in agreement |
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"Friend was using his girlfriends used panties over his face while he was playing with himself in his room.
This was while he was still at home of course.
He was complaining that every time he got close to cumming his mum would shout him down as his tea was ready.
This happened four or five times then he eventually came.
When he took the used panties off his face his tea was on a tray just inside his bedroom door.
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"A friend" yeah right I believe ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.
Omg. The embarrasment!!!
Any one else been caught out like this? "
She may have one herself and thought it was her own.
My wifes rabbit fell on my head when me and my 19 year old were moving a wardrobe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Best one for us was walking into my mothers garden whilst her and my step dad were arguing he was burying a massive 10 inch bbc dildo in the garden with a shovel and shouting this is what u get how can I compete with this - my mum was howling with laughter he was serious and I didn't know where to look pmsl |
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I went to A&E one night about a year ago.... and was kept in hospital.
Asked my mum to go to my house and pick up some PJ's clean clothes etc...
When she arrived with my stuff I noticed she had brought my bathrobe... which had been hanging on my bedframe..... on top of several floggers, crops, paddles and a whip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in
her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "
Was it a "show and tell" day? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best one for us was walking into my mothers garden whilst her and my step dad were arguing he was burying a massive 10 inch bbc dildo in the garden with a shovel and shouting this is what u get how can I compete with this - my mum was howling with laughter he was serious and I didn't know where to look pmsl "
I've just snorted tea.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)
And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)
And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step "
Bloody doorbells...lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)
And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step
Bloody doorbells...lol x "
Ding Dong ! |
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"The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)
And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step
Bloody doorbells...lol x
Ding Dong ! "
Avon calling!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The wife and I were away for the weekend at a hotel. After a few drinks in the bar we headed back to our room. As we went my wife flashed her tits and stocking as we walked towards our room then noticed the security cameras, oops
Hope the security guard enjoyed the show |
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"The wife and I were away for the weekend at a hotel. After a few drinks in the bar we headed back to our room. As we went my wife flashed her tits and stocking as we walked towards our room then noticed the security cameras, oops
Hope the security guard enjoyed the show "
Im sure he did. Xx |
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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago
Northern England |
My first embarrassing (there are loads more) sex-related story goes back to 1970 (I was 14 at the time). I'd just been on holiday with my mate & his folks.
On my return, my parents greeted me with a cheery "welcome home son, whilst you were away, we've decorated your bedroom"; They had..My entire porn stash was plastered over every wall!
I hastily pulled the lot down, reassembled each mag as best I could & re-secreted them at the bottom of my wardrobe, before scuttling downstairs & scarpering round to my mates house. I could still hear their laughter from the end of the drive!
Best parents EVER. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum came round for a visit and found one of my dresses and a pair of killer heels i had inadvertently left lying around. I said they belonged to a girlfriend. 'Size 9 shoes ? She must be tall?','she is' said I. Then there was a pause. ...'how did she get home without her dress and shoes on?'...Gulp...'good taste in clothes though she has'said mum. I just nodded in agreement "
Haha - busted! |
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"My first embarrassing (there are loads more) sex-related story goes back to 1970 (I was 14 at the time). I'd just been on holiday with my mate & his folks.
On my return, my parents greeted me with a cheery "welcome home son, whilst you were away, we've decorated your bedroom"; They had..My entire porn stash was plastered over every wall!
I hastily pulled the lot down, reassembled each mag as best I could & re-secreted them at the bottom of my wardrobe, before scuttling downstairs & scarpering round to my mates house. I could still hear their laughter from the end of the drive!
Best parents EVER. "
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"My first embarrassing (there are loads more) sex-related story goes back to 1970 (I was 14 at the time). I'd just been on holiday with my mate & his folks.
On my return, my parents greeted me with a cheery "welcome home son, whilst you were away, we've decorated your bedroom"; They had..My entire porn stash was plastered over every wall!
I hastily pulled the lot down, reassembled each mag as best I could & re-secreted them at the bottom of my wardrobe, before scuttling downstairs & scarpering round to my mates house. I could still hear their laughter from the end of the drive!
Best parents EVER. "
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