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STEP INTO MY SHAG-TIME MACHINE!
If you could shag any historical figure, or have a shag at any time in the glorious history of the world (Rome, Ancient Greece, the 60s), when would it be, how, and with who?!? |
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"STEP INTO MY SHAG-TIME MACHINE!
If you could shag any historical figure, or have a shag at any time in the glorious history of the world (Rome, Ancient Greece, the 60s), when would it be, how, and with who?!?"
Interesting idea.
Catherine the great was meant to be a bit of agirl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I would like to go back to the Roaring Twenties and the prohibition in the states - and shag a Gangster's Moll..
...or maybe wear a pith helmet and set off to Africa...
...but a dalliance with royalty, perhaps to see Queen Elizabeth - to see if her "collars and cuffs" match... or Mary Queen of Scots - all those corsets, all that lace - better be something good underneath...
...so many possibilities, so little time... |
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"I would like to go back to the Roaring Twenties and the prohibition in the states - and shag a Gangster's Moll..
...or maybe wear a pith helmet and set off to Africa...
...but a dalliance with royalty, perhaps to see Queen Elizabeth - to see if her "collars and cuffs" match... or Mary Queen of Scots - all those corsets, all that lace - better be something good underneath...
...so many possibilities, so little time..."
There is not an occasion on Earth where a pith helmet is not appropriate, sir! I commend both your taste and style  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to go back to the Roaring Twenties and the prohibition in the states - and shag a Gangster's Moll..
...or maybe wear a pith helmet and set off to Africa...
...but a dalliance with royalty, perhaps to see Queen Elizabeth - to see if her "collars and cuffs" match... or Mary Queen of Scots - all those corsets, all that lace - better be something good underneath...
...so many possibilities, so little time...
There is not an occasion on Earth where a pith helmet is not appropriate, sir! I commend both your taste and style "
Would not have been the best attire at somewhere such as Rourke's Drift?
However at mist other times is true sartorial elegance.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to go back to the Roaring Twenties and the prohibition in the states - and shag a Gangster's Moll..
...or maybe wear a pith helmet and set off to Africa...
...but a dalliance with royalty, perhaps to see Queen Elizabeth - to see if her "collars and cuffs" match... or Mary Queen of Scots - all those corsets, all that lace - better be something good underneath...
...so many possibilities, so little time...
There is not an occasion on Earth where a pith helmet is not appropriate, sir! I commend both your taste and style "
Sir, accompanied by suitable bewhiskering in accordance with the fashion of the day, accompanied by cufflinks and a stiffly starched shirt one hopes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Time Machine, eh?  
Did you and Funky flog the time machine? 
No. It must be one of those cheap ebay knock-offs from China..."
I'm not time travelling in some cheapo Ebay knock-off. Bugger that |
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