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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So am sitting here after I have just finished eating last nights warmed up take away and I have just realised that I have run out of toilet paper,
But I did meet my new neighbours today and they seem lovely do you think they would mind me knocking and asking for a spare roll 
As I don't have sugar in my tea am never going to ask for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins" |
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"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins" "
Pmsl, that made me chuckle.
You could use a sock then pop it in the washer.  |
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"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins"
Pmsl, that made me chuckle.
You could use a sock then pop it in the washer. "
Shit in a sock?? |
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"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins"
Pmsl, that made me chuckle.
You could use a sock then pop it in the washer.
Shit in a sock?? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins"
Pmsl, that made me chuckle.
You could use a sock then pop it in the washer.
Shit in a sock?? "
Gives a whole new meaning to a wind soc!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.
Kinky fetishes is on another thread  "
Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!! |
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"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.
Kinky fetishes is on another thread
Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!!"
Pmsl. I didn't say it may be acceptable,
Merely thinking of a needs must alliterative to toilet paper.
But that might have cleared up the odd sock puzzle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.
Kinky fetishes is on another thread
Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!!
Pmsl. I didn't say it may be acceptable,
Merely thinking of a needs must alliterative to toilet paper.
But that might have cleared up the odd sock puzzle "
Just hope you haven't got verrucas, might be a problem when you go to the local pool! X |
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"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.
Kinky fetishes is on another thread
Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!!
Pmsl. I didn't say it may be acceptable,
Merely thinking of a needs must alliterative to toilet paper.
But that might have cleared up the odd sock puzzle
Just hope you haven't got verrucas, might be a problem when you go to the local pool! X"
And some explaining to the nurse at the local doctors |
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