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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Here's a joke for you...
It's our 'health a safety officers' night out tonight.
We're going to paint the town in a hypoallergenic red paint, but only to a height of 2 metres, therefore eliminating the need for anyone to climb unsafely or overstretch themselves.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's a joke for you...
It's our 'health a safety officers' night out tonight.
We're going to paint the town in a hypoallergenic red paint, but only to a height of 2 metres, therefore eliminating the need for anyone to climb unsafely or overstretch themselves
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Ha ha,x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could beef u up, best just snuggle in tho, check doors locked, cookers off, no lit cigarettes or candles, stick on some sounds & drift off till the morning x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could beef u up, best just snuggle in tho, check doors locked, cookers off, no lit cigarettes or candles, stick on some sounds & drift off till the morning x"
Sounds nice
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should move off that roundabout- all that traffic noise can't be good for you 
I was feeling a bit flat and tired after a long old week and having just finished work, but i had a look at your profile and your fine derriere proper perked me back up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You should move off that roundabout- all that traffic noise can't be good for you
I was feeling a bit flat and tired after a long old week and having just finished work, but i had a look at your profile and your fine derriere proper perked me back up "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could beef u up, best just snuggle in tho, check doors locked, cookers off, no lit cigarettes or candles, stick on some sounds & drift off till the morning x
Sounds nice
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u need a nice cooked breakfast after a cuddly night x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have had a shit load to drink but instead of feeling horny I feel sad and beef cheering up....who is out there "
I get the same when i have been drinking,get so lonely...i think facebook is the major blame now in loniness...and im tipsy lol |
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