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how to keep cool in this heat

By *uton_couple OP Couple over a year ago

luton

its been really hot and humid and i was wondering if it was worth swopping a few ideas about keeping cool

of course there are a few well known tricks like leaving your dildo in the freezer overnight , but there must be some more creative ones about

i find if i close the windows in the bedroom , lean over the portable air conditioning unit and dangle my balls in front of the grill whilst sucking an ice cube , it seems to work very well

but might try to get even cooler by incorporating that frozen dildo

mayby trap it under my chin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come up to where i am.

Howling gales, chucking it down with rain going sideways and its like winter!

Would rather have that than hot and humid weather.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

or come to where I am.

It's pleasant here, warm but not hot, a nice cool breeze, the sun is out and generally it's nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"its been really hot and humid and i was wondering if it was worth swopping a few ideas about keeping cool

of course there are a few well known tricks like leaving your dildo in the freezer overnight , but there must be some more creative ones about

i find if i close the windows in the bedroom , lean over the portable air conditioning unit and dangle my balls in front of the grill whilst sucking an ice cube , it seems to work very well

but might try to get even cooler by incorporating that frozen dildo

mayby trap it under my chin

lmao

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Think the best way to keep cool is to head north

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think the best way to keep cool is to head north

As Captain Scott once said: I mite be sumtime! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come up to where i am.

Howling gales, chucking it down with rain going sideways and its like winter!

Would rather have that than hot and humid weather."

Typical T in the park weather...got bloody soaked yest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am sitting in the most beautiful balmy breeze. Trees are singing lightly as they sway too and fro. Fresh washing hangs on all lines , families gathered in gardens with lemonade pimms and sandwiches... while cotton wool clouds drift swiftly across an azure sky. Cooooooooooooool Blisssssssssss x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come up to where i am.

Howling gales, chucking it down with rain going sideways and its like winter!

Would rather have that than hot and humid weather.

Typical T in the park weather...got bloody soaked yest"

No! Sounds like----Glastonbury weather! lol

has that finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come up to where i am.

Howling gales, chucking it down with rain going sideways and its like winter!

Would rather have that than hot and humid weather.

Typical T in the park weather...got bloody soaked yest

No! Sounds like----Glastonbury weather! lol

has that finished yet?

today is the last day...glad im not heading up to it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come up to where i am.

Howling gales, chucking it down with rain going sideways and its like winter!

Would rather have that than hot and humid weather.

Typical T in the park weather...got bloody soaked yest

No! Sounds like----Glastonbury weather! lol

has that finished yet?

It certainly has mate. But a tip can be gained from our Glasto chums for keeping cool. Clothes off and a cool mudbath....

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

all these bloody southerners complaining about the hot weather.... it was blooming chucking it down when i left the club I was at last night...... lol

they complain when its hot..... they shut down when a flake of snow drops.......

just kidding.... i think ya all soft!!! lol

signed......

Honourary Northerner......

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By *ooseLipsWoman over a year ago

Durham-ish

Its blowing a gail up here, washing wont stop on the bloody line..

Froth blew off the top of me coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"all these bloody southerners complaining about the hot weather.... it was blooming chucking it down when i left the club I was at last night...... lol

they complain when its hot..... they shut down when a flake of snow drops.......

just kidding.... i think ya all soft!!! lol

signed......

Honourary Northerner......"

Yeah! I cant imangine wot would happen in a nuclear holocaust,,,,or a earthquake of 20.9 lol,,,,or a red hot summer of 120 degrees!,,,,or a massive tidal wave of 10,000 foot came down,,,,they probably say "buiness as usual then" ROFLMAO,,,,lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I think the best thing to keep cool is to be naked and have a man fan you constantly while you sip cool drinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the best thing to keep cool is to be naked and have a woman fan you constantly while you sip cool drinks

ooooooo bless ya! bless ya.