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Arghhhh... I'm armed and ready!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll have a great time. Party bags is what used to take me ages to sort!
By tonight you'll need a glass or two of wine though. "
Yes!!! Exactly... Arghhhhh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good luck (you may need it) but the trick is to smile nicely let them get on with it and sit in the corner and natter to the other parents failing that become a kid again and have as much silly fun as they do lol |
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Ha ha, I don't envy you, we used to have the whole bloody class as well.
30 screaming kids running round I've done my fair share and I'm sure the ones you've invited will be quiet as mice and not in yhevleast bit hypo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahh it will be so nice.
Imagine them all, arriving with their mums all sweetness and light. Then running around at full pelt screaming, bashing into things. throwing food, jumping on each other, someone getting hurt, fighting, crying, biting, pulling hair, making up, running round full pelt after each other ....
Ahh the little darlings, im so envious - enjoy, youll have a great time, you know you will |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good luck (you may need it) but the trick is to smile nicely let them get on with it and sit in the corner and natter to the other parents failing that become a kid again and have as much silly fun as they do lol
Hmmm ill be first on that bouncy castle... Is it really the done thing.. To have a couple of vodkas, before hosting? Best not "
Bt early maybe after ten minutes after they have arrived good luck x |
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" Ahh it will be so nice.
Imagine them all, arriving with their mums all sweetness and light. Then running around at full pelt screaming, bashing into things. throwing food, jumping on each other, someone getting hurt, fighting, crying, biting, pulling hair, making up, running round full pelt after each other ....
Ahh the little darlings, im so envious - enjoy, youll have a great time, you know you will "
Stoppppp ittttttt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Been there done that. I recommend earplugs. A stricked time schedual and a whistle.
Good luck"
Yes me too, and dippy me decided to start again in my forties!! |
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" Ahh it will be so nice.
Imagine them all, arriving with their mums all sweetness and light. Then running around at full pelt screaming, bashing into things. throwing food, jumping on each other, someone getting hurt, fighting, crying, biting, pulling hair, making up, running round full pelt after each other ....
Ahh the little darlings, im so envious - enjoy, youll have a great time, you know you will
Stoppppp ittttttt " don't forget there will be the one that won't eat anything, the one that eats to much and is sick and the one that goes round hitting the other children |
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now find a space ... and .. ssh .. fingers on lips ... now curl up small and start growing into a tree .... timmy .. thats a funny tree .. susan let timmy be a tree by himself .. george .... dont do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hosting a party today for.... 30 five year olds! Please pray for me!! It's been so nice knowing you all! I fear I may never been seen again! "
. Were you a bad girl and this is your punishment?
Good luck! We'll check in on you later for signs of life. |
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"now find a space ... and .. ssh .. fingers on lips ... now curl up small and start growing into a tree .... timmy .. thats a funny tree .. susan let timmy be a tree by himself .. george .... dont do that"
Yep, as I was about to suggest, Space Cakes is the way to go; get baking ffs!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh good luck, We have been there and having a big kid as a hubby helps, he was in his element lol
Loads and loads of pics, remember you need these pics to bribe them when there teenagers lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good luck
I had both my daughters party last month 28 4 and 6 year olds and it went really well. Most children we have had to a party and it was the one that went really well. I found it easier because everything was ready an hour before including my daughters. So there was no stressing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was up until 2 this morning making a elsa from frozen cake, I'm pretty proud of it to be honest!!! Hoping it may wipe the smirk off some off the mums faces from my god daughters school!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"remember calpol is your friend
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...wine is your friend also, good luck!!
I always wanted to get my hands on the bitch who invented bloody party bags!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"remember calpol is your friend
...wine is your friend also, good luck!!
I always wanted to get my hands on the bitch who invented bloody party bags!! "
Hahaha me too!!
this year tho I discovered sweet cones, so much easier |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I surviveddddddddd! Yey!
I rolled on the bouncy castle... I have cake and jelly in my hair, and in places, you wouldn't believe...just hope the lady I'm getting together with tonight, has a sweet tooth. well done you. I always remember the one time my son acted like a spoilt brat and I wanted to slap him. We had a magician one year and he sat with his arms folded and said Micky mouse was better last year I could easily have walloped him lol
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Ohhhhh no, we had a table full of food, as usual did far tooooo much!
Everyone tucked in as they do... He did ask at one point with a mouthful can I have something to eat? What the hell. At the begging he also asked where we staying???!! Ha kids barmy!! |
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"I surviveddddddddd! Yey!
I rolled on the bouncy castle... I have cake and jelly in my hair, and in places, you wouldn't believe...just hope the lady I'm getting together with tonight, has a sweet tooth. well done you. I always remember the one time my son acted like a spoilt brat and I wanted to slap him. We had a magician one year and he sat with his arms folded and said Micky mouse was better last year I could easily have walloped him lol
Ohhhhh no, we had a table full of food, as usual did far tooooo much!
Everyone tucked in as they do... He did ask at one point with a mouthful can I have something to eat? What the hell. At the begging he also asked where we staying???!! Ha kids barmy!! " *beginning* |
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Also had one little brat scour the food table and say there was nothing healthy to eat which wouldn't have been so bad if his mum hadn't told me they where having problems with him as he only ate sausage and chips lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwwwwww you will love it. I miss doing all that now mine have grown up x
Don't worry I'll be sending my kids to you "
Ha ha I could be their scarey adopted granny |
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