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The Friday Look At Me Thread!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello and welcome to the unashamed self exposure thread. And here's your host - Misterrrrrrt Marmite!

The rules are quite simple, make your bid for maximum exposure under the guise of seeking advice.

Hey single guy, yes you! Tired of having your carefully crafted "fancy a fuck" message deleted? Just post on here that you need advice on your profile, before uou know it, the totty will be queuing round the block for you.

All the single ladies, all the single ladies, put your hand up, whoa whoa whoa! Your knight in shining armour who has the intellect of Einstein and the body of Adonis is a fan of the thread and just waiting for you.

Couples / tv/ts / bi / straight there is something for everyone here. The meet of your dreams could be just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Dream up your best reason for someone to look at your profile and spin the Marmite Wheel of Misfortune.

Just like Marmite, you have to try it to see if you like it!

*disclaimer - Mr Marmite cannot personally guarantee any of the above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want no bugger looking at me so Sodus offus the lot of ya

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I couldn't possibly expect anyone to look at me so as the above lady said ... sodus offus heheh

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*clears literally thousands of messages from ma inbox before joining this melee of madness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have issues because I keep looking at the ladies above, who don't want looking at.

Please help.

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I have issues because I keep looking at the ladies above, who don't want looking at.

Please help. "

How very dare you ...you scoundrel!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have issues because I keep looking at the ladies above, who don't want looking at.

Please help. "

Over my knee you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm far too shy and ashamed of my pics for anyone to possibly look at our profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if anyone could help with my profile? Thanks

Oh, and don't need advice from any blokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*clears literally thousands of messages from ma inbox before joining this melee of madness

Satisfaction* Guaranteed! That's the Marmite promise!

*satisfaction limited to owning a shiny clean inbox

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I have issues because I keep looking at the ladies above, who don't want looking at.

Please help.

Over my knee you

Double spanking coming up

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

We'll throw our proverbial hats into the ring..........whilst i throw my actual penis up angels

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

If there are any ladies out there that dont want to be looked at....please pm me to make sure I dont.

This even includes the few single ladies on here I havent met yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have issues because I keep looking at the ladies above, who don't want looking at.

Please help.

Over my knee you

Double spanking coming up

Hmm you and Debs spanking my arse for looking at you. Seems harsh, but hey, if thems the rules, thems the rules.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have issues because I keep looking at the ladies above, who don't want looking at.

Please help.

Over my knee you

Double spanking coming up

Hmm you and Debs spanking my arse for looking at you. Seems harsh, but hey, if thems the rules, thems the rules. "

See! Another satisfied customer!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"*clears literally thousands of messages from ma inbox before joining this melee of madness

Satisfaction* Guaranteed! That's the Marmite promise!

*satisfaction limited to owning a shiny clean inbox "

Always open for inspection by intrepid voyeurs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*clears literally thousands of messages from ma inbox before joining this melee of madness

Satisfaction* Guaranteed! That's the Marmite promise!

*satisfaction limited to owning a shiny clean inbox

Always open for inspection by intrepid voyeurs

Hats off to you my friend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My inbox is spotless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need some advice.

I haven't got enormous boobs or a little peachy butt, am I going to be able to get anyone to fancy me on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need some advice.

I haven't got enormous boobs or a little peachy butt, am I going to be able to get anyone to fancy me on here?

"
yeah no problem i like small tits and a big ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We didn't add new pics today for them NOT to be looked at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't even need a profile or pictures. I just stand at my window and women just come and knock on my door..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't even need a profile or pictures. I just stand at my window and women just come and knock on my door..

To let you know that they've reported you to the police for perving out of your window??

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I need some advice.

I haven't got enormous boobs or a little peachy butt, am I going to be able to get anyone to fancy me on here?

yeah no problem i like small tits and a big ass

Then I'm ya man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't even need a profile or pictures. I just stand at my window and women just come and knock on my door..

To let you know that they've reported you to the police for perving out of your window??"
I am the police

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't even need a profile or pictures. I just stand at my window and women just come and knock on my door..

To let you know that they've reported you to the police for perving out of your window??I am the police

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We didn't add new pics today for them NOT to be looked at

Oh you guys are just the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need some advice.

I haven't got enormous boobs or a little peachy butt, am I going to be able to get anyone to fancy me on here?

yeah no problem i like small tits and a big ass

Then I'm ya man

"
Ok you will have to do .

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

I would never want my profile looked at coz im a biatch ... simples

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

[Removed by poster at 19/09/14 16:42:15]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would never want my profile looked at coz im a biatch ... simples

Yes but you're a fun time biatch so it's ok

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"I would never want my profile looked at coz im a biatch ... simples

Its not your profile I am staring at....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm back x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need advice on how to attract attention lol

him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate to think people have been looking at my profile . Its mine get out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need advice on how to attract attention lol

him"

Just say you don't want the attention it seems to work above

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

What a shower of nosey b'strds....your all blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly though no one ever does actually look at our profile from one of these bloody threads so I'm just going to put all our pics on private

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy a cucumber sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy a cucumber sandwich.

Lol mmm me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone just looked at mine on this thread . I feel abused

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Honestly though no one ever does actually look at our profile from one of these bloody threads so I'm just going to put all our pics on private

EVERYBODY....LOOK AT THEIR PICS.

THEY ARE VERY GOOD, HE IS A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER AND SHE HAS A FANNY LIKE A GREENHOUSE !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Honestly though no one ever does actually look at our profile from one of these bloody threads so I'm just going to put all our pics on private

EVERYBODY....LOOK AT THEIR PICS.

THEY ARE VERY GOOD, HE IS A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER AND SHE HAS A FANNY LIKE A GREENHOUSE !!!

Pmsl thanks

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Shall I delete it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im leaving....whats the best thing to say in a leaving post?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall I delete it ?"

No its having an effect lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need advice on how to attract attention lol

him

Just say you don't want the attention it seems to work above "

I don't want the attention lol

him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I.looked . That would make me eat my greens

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Hello and welcome to the unashamed self exposure thread. And here's your host - Misterrrrrrt Marmite!

The rules are quite simple, make your bid for maximum exposure under the guise of seeking advice.

Couples / tv/ts / bi / straight there is something for everyone here. The meet of your dreams could be just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Dream up your best reason for someone to look at your profile and spin the Marmite Wheel of Misfortune.

Just like Marmite, you have to try it to see if you like it!

*disclaimer - Mr Marmite cannot personally guarantee any of the above"

You are such an exhibitionist lol

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Im leaving....whats the best thing to say in a leaving post?

No you are not. Shameless fibbing will be chastised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a greenhouse LOl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I.looked . That would make me eat my greens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need some advice.

I haven't got enormous boobs or a little peachy butt, am I going to be able to get anyone to fancy me on here?

In all fairness, nobody would have noticed you, but now I can only apologise for the 1,000,000 messages* you will get due to the Marmite Guarantee.

*No guarantees are offered on the quality of messages. Any "fancy a fuck" messages count towards your total.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You are such an exhibitionist lol

I have hidden all my pictures so no point in looking

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I don't even need a profile or pictures. I just stand at my window and women just come and knock on my door..

Knock knock

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Cumming !

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

My donkey is in a state of excitement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish and chip Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never have any free time to strange any meets so please dont look or even message me.

Shit, I think I was too honest!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"My donkey is in a state of excitement. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My donkey is in a state of excitement.

he may mean he is an ass lol

him

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Don't look at me, I have a backlog of people I want to meet on my own. But do look at my couples account, I'm playing with a boy too now!

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

"I would never want my profile looked at coz im a biatch ... simples

Its not your profile I am staring at...."
wat u staring at then lol

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

"I would never want my profile looked at coz im a biatch ... simples

Yes but you're a fun time biatch so it's ok

"
i am funtime yes lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to the unashamed self exposure thread. And here's your host - Misterrrrrrt Marmite!

The rules are quite simple, make your bid for maximum exposure under the guise of seeking advice.

Couples / tv/ts / bi / straight there is something for everyone here. The meet of your dreams could be just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Dream up your best reason for someone to look at your profile and spin the Marmite Wheel of Misfortune.

Just like Marmite, you have to try it to see if you like it!

*disclaimer - Mr Marmite cannot personally guarantee any of the above"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How the hell are you meant to get a single fella to notice you on this bloody site..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha knock yourselves out mooch away xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How the hell are you meant to get a single fella to notice you on this bloody site..

All your problems* are solved now you are here!

Marmite Guarantee!

*Mr Marmite cannot provide air fare for the guaranteed thousands of men beating down your door

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Well what can i say about this sexy, cute, petite and modest little lady!!!

She is a spy for Sydney University and is keeping tabs know all of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well what can i say about this sexy, cute, petite and modest little lady!!!

She is a spy for Sydney University and is keeping tabs know all of you

lmfao class

him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well what can i say about this sexy, cute, petite and modest little lady!!!

She is a spy for Sydney University and is keeping tabs know all of you

Very clever!!!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Even space for Sydney University here! You are guaranteed several PHd's as people throw their life stories at you!

*or not, depending on disclaimer in use

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not.. look at my cos I got abs like van dam

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Cumming !"

Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A long, detailed profile read and plenty of pictures...coming soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I just need help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I just need help.

BANANA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

soooooo.....

what I'm doing again lol ~ looking or being looked at...?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"soooooo.....

what I'm doing again lol ~ looking or being looked at...?!

ooops I peeked

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Dont know if I want a shag, but I'm here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"soooooo.....

what I'm doing again lol ~ looking or being looked at...?!

Too late! Once you are on the look at me thread your life will never be the same again. I heard the fsb servers were overheating from new members* rushing to sign up.

*percentage by profile types

Single ladies 50 (4 genuine, remainder men looking for cheap thrills)

Couples 37 (4 "to save the relationship", 19 Sydney researchers, remainder unlos by teatime)

Sexy TS 20 (19 hairy panty wearers, 1 Revenge fake account to catch "straight" guys)

VWE men 400 (380 using stock monster cock pic, 20 measured cm instead of inches)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh hello there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only have one breast...very clumsy of me.i know! if you find the other one please let me know.

Pic of breast is on profile so you know what I the other one looks like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only have one breast...very clumsy of me.i know! if you find the other one please let me know.

Pic of breast is on profile so you know what I the other one looks like"

is it exactly the same as no 2 ever look alike im told

him

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By *adgodCouple over a year ago

Greensburg

"soooooo.....

what I'm doing again lol ~ looking or being looked at...?!

Too late! Once you are on the look at me thread your life will never be the same again. I heard the fsb servers were overheating from new members* rushing to sign up.

*percentage by profile types

Single ladies 50 (4 genuine, remainder men looking for cheap thrills)

Couples 37 (4 "to save the relationship", 19 Sydney researchers, remainder unlos by teatime)

Sexy TS 20 (19 hairy panty wearers, 1 Revenge fake account to catch "straight" guys)

VWE men 400 (380 using stock monster cock pic, 20 measured cm instead of inches)

Lol. Awesome thread.

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Hello and welcome to the unashamed self exposure thread. And here's your host - Misterrrrrrt Marmite!

The rules are quite simple, make your bid for maximum exposure under the guise of seeking advice.

Couples / tv/ts / bi / straight there is something for everyone here. The meet of your dreams could be just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Dream up your best reason for someone to look at your profile and spin the Marmite Wheel of Misfortune.

Just like Marmite, you have to try it to see if you like it!

*disclaimer - Mr Marmite cannot personally guarantee

any of the above"

I like your profile pic Mister

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yay! My ploy worked! Got a profile view

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need some advice.

I haven't got enormous boobs or a little peachy butt, am I going to be able to get anyone to fancy me on here?

u been too hard on urself heiiii you look great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not one to blow my own trumpet - certainly if I could do that i'd never leave the house, but as the unashamed king of foreplay and all round sex god and aspiring rock star, I really do have to limit the number of people viewing my profile at any one time for fear of cradhong fab servers.

You are all welcome, of course, but do please form an orderly queue...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Next week will be with a twist...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very shy

need to overcome this

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

You are such an exhibitionist lol