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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before."
He has a brother and a dog for company and gets fed. He is just evil. It was a squirrel this morning that was his latest victim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before.
He has a brother and a dog for company and gets fed. He is just evil. It was a squirrel this morning that was his latest victim."
Ask your vet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before.
He has a brother and a dog for company and gets fed. He is just evil. It was a squirrel this morning that was his latest victim.
Ask your vet."
He isn't unwell, he just likes killing things and eating their heads. Not worth spending a fee to hear a vet tell me he is evil!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one that did that, left four headless rabbits in the dining room for me to find one morning..... The neighbours love her though!! She kills all the things that ruin their garden!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cats are awesome animals and I miss mine a lot.
It's instinct for cats to be like that sometimes but if they are leaving them in obvious places it's also a gift for you...odd I know but it's a sign of love, affection and gratitude! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cats are awesome animals and I miss mine a lot.
It's instinct for cats to be like that sometimes but if they are leaving them in obvious places it's also a gift for you...odd I know but it's a sign of love, affection and gratitude! "
Perhaps he thinks the head may offend me and that is why he insists on removing them! Maybe because he is doing it for me I am complicit in the serial killing going on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cats are awesome animals and I miss mine a lot.
It's instinct for cats to be like that sometimes but if they are leaving them in obvious places it's also a gift for you...odd I know but it's a sign of love, affection and gratitude!
Perhaps he thinks the head may offend me and that is why he insists on removing them! Maybe because he is doing it for me I am complicit in the serial killing going on "
Yes,,Accessory to murder,""Send him Down""  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cat is cruel to people and other cats. Likes to draw blood. But she wouldn't kill an insect. In fact she will chase moths and spiders to wherever they're going, only to sit mesmerised by them and meowing at me like I haven't noticed. |
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Me 9yr old daughter handled it pretty well when she found half a rat outside her bedroom door when she got up to use the loo in the middle of the night. I wasn't so keen washing the blood out of the carpet, off the door and the walls though  |
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Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .
Want a cat put it on a lead ! |
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By *a KatWoman
over a year ago
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"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"
I always go for the head, first!
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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago
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"Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .
Want a cat put it on a lead !"
 totally agree |
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"Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .
Want a cat put it on a lead !"
A person doesn't 'own' a cat, they are merely the cats staff. There for the animals care and well being..... apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cats are horrible, self centred bags of bones covered in fur, and they have an undeserved sense of entitlement. scoop their insides out and turn them into slippers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you ever heard of Lions, Tigers, Leopards and Cheetahs?
Ever noticed that they're referred to as 'the big cats'?
That might give you something of a clue as to why your cat is killing things.
It's known as preadtory behaviour and is something that comes naturally to a feline.
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I just had the little bastard in my garden now with my supersize pea shooter,only got to open the window&they're gone so got to be sneaky like them...good for vermin but they kill everything else too!!! |
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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago
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"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"
Cats aren't evil,they're just very,very,very shit....... FACT (imo)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had have cats at work its a timber yard I work in they were kept to help keep the numbers of rats and mice down the one that done all the killing used to leave the dead body of the rats outside r tea hut it was to make sure we knew it was doing it's job and proved it was earning it's food not that they never got feed but smart cat all the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cats are devious..if you put a shelf up, your dog will look at you and say "you're great and so clever"..a cat will say "that's on the piss mate" .. don't trust em!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"
Don't cats do this kind of thing to please their owners?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once work in a wool mill and theres was this one cat if you drop any coins would be there and get any shiny silver ones in its mouth and run before you could catch it .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to love cats and have owned them previously but since the woman at work who I sit opposite is cat obsessed and talks about them non fucking stop I've really gone off them. |
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"My cat killed my snake, it escaped out its tank and she got it by the jugular
Maybe she was trying to protect you?Snakes are a bit scary!"
maybe, she wasn't used to seeing it as always kept the door shut but this one day I'd not shut it properly. I don't blame her as I know she was doing her job. Did upset me at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cat killed my snake, it escaped out its tank and she got it by the jugular
Maybe she was trying to protect you?Snakes are a bit scary!maybe, she wasn't used to seeing it as always kept the door shut but this one day I'd not shut it properly. I don't blame her as I know she was doing her job. Did upset me at the time"
It will have done.We all love our pets whatever they are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to love cats and have owned them previously but since the woman at work who I sit opposite is cat obsessed and talks about them non fucking stop I've really gone off them. "
I feel that way about babies so I try to drown out their grandchild chat with cat chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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guess the op just doesn't know anything about nature. Praying Manitis - the female bites the head off the male after mating, Black Widow Spider - called because she eats the male after mating. Now humans who make a choice to kill for persoanl gain, jealousy, greed, religion, political belief - well that is really what you can call evil. |
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"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before."
never heard of a cat hunting before?
my cats hunt all the time despite being fed every day. sometimes they eat all of their prey, sometimes some of it and sometimes its just a present for me.
It might be similar to bear in salmon season. later on in the season when there is not much ime left for gaining the weight for hibernation they will only feed on the richest parts of the animal which is the brain.
As much as we domesticate animals, their innate wild animal wins out at times. |
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"guess the op just doesn't know anything about nature. Praying Manitis - the female bites the head off the male after mating, Black Widow Spider - called because she eats the male after mating. Now humans who make a choice to kill for persoanl gain, jealousy, greed, religion, political belief - well that is really what you can call evil."
animals do those things too(ok, maybe not religion. Political gain perhaps in terms of issues of alpha males/female allegience). they also have high instances of infanticide (killing kids of rival males....prevalant in lions), thats fairly evil |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before."
im off work due to being on crutches atm and have been feeling a little lonely at times, I've not ripped anyone's head off....yet. |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"
Maybe he is a terrorist |
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"Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .
Want a cat put it on a lead !
A person doesn't 'own' a cat, they are merely the cats staff. There for the animals care and well being..... apparently "
Correct observation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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DOG DIARY
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues. |
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"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"
My cat eats everything except for the feathers. Can't beat a hungry pussy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess the op just doesn't know anything about nature. Praying Manitis - the female bites the head off the male after mating, Black Widow Spider - called because she eats the male after mating. Now humans who make a choice to kill for persoanl gain, jealousy, greed, religion, political belief - well that is really what you can call evil.
animals do those things too(ok, maybe not religion. Political gain perhaps in terms of issues of alpha males/female allegience). they also have high instances of infanticide (killing kids of rival males....prevalant in lions), thats fairly evil "
its not evil...they have an inherent 'belief' their genes are the strongest..to call them evil though, I'd draw the line..I think the thought processes are quite different to that of whats considered the more sentient animals.I dont mind personifying my cat...but most of the time I look at her as an animal with not much control how she behaves...in the human sense!
I like to imagine how different animals may see things very differently from us..from a seagul flying in freezing cold high altitudes I can imagine they may be getting a crazy adrenaline rush as they soar about,and they arent even looking like theyre hunting.
and to the anti-cat crowd?...fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DOG DIARY
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues. "
With two dogs and one cat, this describes it perfectly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Satan's spawn. Totally self centered creatures.
unlike us humans..u got an Iphone6 yet?"
That Satan fellah was a horny devil, fucked up a whole mess of beings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"
Might no be the cat! |
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