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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Instead of everyone standing up and singing a hymm I want them to do the hockie cockie. Cause that's what it's all about lol "
thats okay until they get your left arm in your left arm out your left arm in snd they shake it all about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to live forever - Queen "
Ive actually been to a funeral where that was played and it was quite touching.
Haunting tune and sometimes apt lyrics.
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The hovis music. Brown bread - dead.
This music was played at my Gran's funeral and I couldn't stop myself from laughing as the coffin went behind the curtains. I was mortified but I knew my Gran would of seen the humour of it too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know we've done this before. Always makes me smile - that sounds wrong, anyway !
I fancy having Highway to Hell.
What would you choose?
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I went to one a few years back where he had "fire starter" as the curtains opened and his coffin went in the words "I'm a fire starter a twisted fire starter" blared out. It summed him up perfectly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got my dad a pair of musical socks with a removable music player for Xmas once, he wore them to go to work one day and got annoyed at them going off so he took the player out and put it in his jacket pocket. He thought nothing more of it until he wore the jacket to a friend's funeral a few weeks later when he put his hand in his jacket pocket and it started playing Jingle Bells in the middle of the crematorium!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No such thing as an inappropriate song....just depends on the person...... Mate of my brother-in-law was killed in a bike accident. Went through curtains and into the flames to the sound of "Bat Out Of Hell" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got my dad a pair of musical socks with a removable music player for Xmas once, he wore them to go to work one day and got annoyed at them going off so he took the player out and put it in his jacket pocket. He thought nothing more of it until he wore the jacket to a friend's funeral a few weeks later when he put his hand in his jacket pocket and it started playing Jingle Bells in the middle of the crematorium! "
That is so wrong , but did make me laugh ! |
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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago
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"I got my dad a pair of musical socks with a removable music player for Xmas once, he wore them to go to work one day and got annoyed at them going off so he took the player out and put it in his jacket pocket. He thought nothing more of it until he wore the jacket to a friend's funeral a few weeks later when he put his hand in his jacket pocket and it started playing Jingle Bells in the middle of the crematorium!
That is so wrong , but did make me laugh ! "
Only Inappropriate if in June |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
If you're happy and you know it?
Slut Like You - Pink
Smoke Gets In your eyes - Bryan Ferry
Living in a Box - LIAB
Going Underground - the Jam
Knock on Wood - no idea who did it
Light my fire - the doors
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disco inferno at a cremation?????"
oops beaten to that one...on a side note I love Spike Milligans head stone which reads 'I told you I was ill'
Genius! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mom and dad went out to "Lara's Theme" from Dr Zivago.
Kate's dad went out to "Distant Drums" by Jim Reeves and her mom had "Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye" by Vera Lynn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My late boyfriend had Whole lotta Rosie
Mines going to be Bed of Roses  "
Aw, your choice is great and Whole Lotta Rosie would have been my Mum's other choice.
Her coffin was carried out to Rockin All Over The World - that was her first choice and made me smile despite how incredibly sad I felt . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want the Benny hill tune from the chase sequence. Pall bearers shuffling along at high speed and some women whose dresses fall off revealing stockings and suspenders etc. The little bald guy can be my brother as he is losing his hair now and it will piss him off when someone keeps slapping his head. |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
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The Time Warp...its just a jump to the left, and then a step to the riiiiiiiiiight, put your hands on your hips, and hold your knees in tiiiiiiight...I want all the attendees doing the dance hehe!! Then...just as the curtain closes on my coffin I want someone wearing a sparkly glove to put their hand thro the curtains and wave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know it is a light-hearted thread so apologies for being a little too serious.
Many express their funeral wishes ... Jazz bands, no black, etc etc. But is the funeral not for the mourners? Are they really in the mood for that? |
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