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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With painted on eyebrows I saw a shocking scouse brow today...  "
that's an awful look.
There's a lass that goes to our gym that's got hers tattooed on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeans that hang low and show your arse 
Apart from the trainers and baseball cap which was worn on holiday as my head burns in the sun,
I have done OK on this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mcDonalds
KFC
Pizza hut
Weatherspoons pubs
Double denim
Vans, converse or multicoloured hi tops
Shiny leggings
Studded ankle boots with a platform
Cowboy boots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Facebook profile.
A fiat 500L.
Crocs.
One of those 'mono leg' thong things.
The Gap.
A Miley Cyrus concert.
Yo Sushi.
A"
Yes all them plus a twitter account
And Justin Bieber concert,
What's worse is my predictive spelt Bieber  |
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"mcDonalds
KFC
Pizza hut
Weatherspoons pubs
Double denim
Vans, converse or multicoloured hi tops
Shiny leggings
Studded ankle boots with a platform
Cowboy boots"
damn, I do all of them except the double denim!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mcDonalds
KFC
Pizza hut
Weatherspoons pubs
Double denim
Vans, converse or multicoloured hi tops
Shiny leggings
Studded ankle boots with a platform
Cowboy boots"
I love my local weather spoons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lidl!!
Or a crop top and shorts
Or animal print leggings
Or anything pink
Lol @ Lidl was expecting Primark."
I thought about Primark but I get the grandchildren their Christmas socks out of there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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baggy/bootcut jeans, any topman stuff, printed tees (i am not a child no more, plus plain white and black tees look so good), tight fitting clothing, v necks, tank tops, wearing no socks, cheap sunglasses, leather jackets, basic shoes/trainers.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Many of my bêtes noir on this list already. Crocs, Uggs, a onesie, fake tan, white clothing, shoes or lingerie (white just looks awful on me), fake nails, fake eyelashes, hair extensions, painted-on eyebrows. Basically anything that involves effort and maintenance. Life's too short! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Tank full of piranhas. Possibly an armoured car full of piranhas, though. It would need furry dice.  "
And your name emblazoned across the windscreen in block capitals. Sorry, the mental image of an armoured Titzmobile now includes leopard print seat covers too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Onesie or football top...
Not a football fan...
And onesie is soo not sexy and could look stupid and/or boiling hot i would imagine... Just stick to my lingerie and stockings then? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !!  oh & reliant robin "
I think if we can find 3 more women to wear Liverpool shirts we may have a 5 aside team.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Tank full of piranhas. Possibly an armoured car full of piranhas, though. It would need furry dice.
And your name emblazoned across the windscreen in block capitals. Sorry, the mental image of an armoured Titzmobile now includes leopard print seat covers too..."
Painted pink and with a flashing siren so I'm not late for meets. Luckily I pass well enough after dusk, so I can still be discreet when I go to meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
I think if we can find 3 more women to wear Liverpool shirts we may have a 5 aside team.
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You can get that idea out of your head immediately  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
I think if we can find 3 more women to wear Liverpool shirts we may have a 5 aside team.
I have one! "
Two more...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
I think if we can find 3 more women to wear Liverpool shirts we may have a 5 aside team.
I have one!
Two more......"
Nearly there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!! "
I can see Tease playing a holding role |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!! "
It's ok, I never told them you'd be singing 'you'll never walk alone' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!!
It's ok, I never told them you'd be singing 'you'll never walk alone' "
That needs to go on You Tube  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!!
It's ok, I never told them you'd be singing 'you'll never walk alone'
That needs to go on You Tube "
Good shout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!!
I can see Tease playing a holding role "
Held to ransom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Football or rugby shirts, check shirts, sweatshirts, Dr Marten boots on women, cheap Ugg type boots, platform shoe boot things, those curved heel type of things, I prefer daintier shoes.
These are things that I wouldnt buy myself to wear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!!
It's ok, I never told them you'd be singing 'you'll never walk alone'
That needs to go on You Tube
Good shout "
I'm blocking you both!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!!
It's ok, I never told them you'd be singing 'you'll never walk alone'
Oh now you are having a laugh!! that was not mentioned at the time of the wager so .... Forget it  "
Don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm, there’s a golden sky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool football shirt
Ahhhhh this !! oh & reliant robin
Ahem, are you sure about that? Wager is a wager and you lost
That's it tell the world!!
It's ok, I never told them you'd be singing 'you'll never walk alone'
Oh now you are having a laugh!! that was not mentioned at the time of the wager so .... Forget it
Don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm, there’s a golden sky "
Oh I'm far from afraid |
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"With painted on eyebrows I saw a shocking scouse brow today... that's an awful look.
There's a lass that goes to our gym that's got hers tattooed on. "
I have mine tattooed on but they're nothing like a scouse brow!
In response to the OP i'd never be seen dead in any kind of replica football/rugby shirt. Not a chance in hell! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So we are up for debate about a mankini?
Now I see why you asked the question. No we bloody ain't
Crocs are deffo ahead in this poll "
Bit late now , I even have volunteers to help me |
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Bearing in mind that I live in 'sarf landon' , I am surrounded by the following: The detested 'overgrown baby' look. This is the full grey tracksuit on either gender unless they are actually doing sport at the time.
The 'Croyden facelift'
Fakebake look esp when topped with a facefull of slap ...
Finally for the moment, when someone has far to much aftershave/perfume on, to the extent that it makes you want to gag..
Bet you wish I never answered! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bearing in mind that I live in 'sarf landon' , I am surrounded by the following: The detested 'overgrown baby' look. This is the full grey tracksuit on either gender unless they are actually doing sport at the time.
The 'Croyden facelift'
Fakebake look esp when topped with a facefull of slap ...
Finally for the moment, when someone has far to much aftershave/perfume on, to the extent that it makes you want to gag..
Bet you wish I never answered! "
Lol @ Croydon facelift not heard that for years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"crocs although I defend the right of people to wear them if they want to "
On the subject of crocs, my son wanted some for his hols and whilst looking for some on the internet for him I discovered a handy hint: when using your work computer to search for a pair of black crocs, try not to make any typos...... |
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"Bearing in mind that I live in 'sarf landon' , I am surrounded by the following: The detested 'overgrown baby' look. This is the full grey tracksuit on either gender unless they are actually doing sport at the time.
The 'Croyden facelift'
Fakebake look esp when topped with a facefull of slap ...
Finally for the moment, when someone has far to much aftershave/perfume on, to the extent that it makes you want to gag..
Bet you wish I never answered!
Lol @ Croydon facelift not heard that for years "
We are showing our age, Complex. |
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