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Can someone come and fluff me up this morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't be arsed

Please note...I said fluff not duff!

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

Yes please

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Id be squeezing your arse as if I was the man from del Monte till about midday.

Hope thats the kind of thing you want.

Im so glad your arse is back everytime you post

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can either of you blow dry hair and put mascara on?

Me....not yourselves!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can either of you blow dry hair and put mascara on?

Me....not yourselves!"

Damn I was so there, until I read the second line

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Can either of you blow dry hair and put mascara on?

Me....not yourselves!"

I could but you might end up looking like Ronald McDonald

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

I will try, however the end result might not be to your liking, you might end up looking like a clown

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well at least it saves me doing it myself

I have acute lazyitis this morning

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"I can't be arsed

Please note...I said fluff not duff!

already fabbed a few pics you up uploaded this morn ... the pleasure was all mine

lol

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

Could do with my pillows fluffed up plse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do your hair & make up the night before & sleep sat up in a chair that may work

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kdZ07BCFQ

Glad to have been of help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are looking for a fluffer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kdZ07BCFQ

Glad to have been of help

It wouldn't allow me to watch that on my phone

Im quite glad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You are looking for a fluffer?"

Not that sort of fluffer buster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do your hair & make up the night before & sleep sat up in a chair that may work

Good idea! I may try that tonight,Im expecting good things,ill be back to you if I don't look suitably fluffed in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always find that taking a shower last thing at night then sleeping with wet hair gets me pretty fluffy, though that may not be the hairstyling tip you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are looking for a fluffer?

Not that sort of fluffer buster!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do your hair & make up the night before & sleep sat up in a chair that may work

Good idea! I may try that tonight,Im expecting good things,ill be back to you if I don't look suitably fluffed in the morning

We'll it works for me when I'm to intoxicated to crawl up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could do with my pillows fluffed up plse

Do you mean pillows?......or boobies?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kdZ07BCFQ

Glad to have been of help

It wouldn't allow me to watch that on my phone

Im quite glad

That's a shame, the lyrics are out of this world

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm free!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm free!

Thank goodness!

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

I thought you wanted a fluffer too....I can't put other peoples mascara on but I wouldn't mind being a proper fluffer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SO hard to tell the difference this early in the morning between Fluff and Duff.

Thank lord you clarified ; )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd try. But won't be able to concentrate. Have you seen your glutes lately?

Cor salivating blimey!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I can't be arsed

Please note...I said fluff not duff!

At your service Milady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can do a pretty mean squidge xx

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