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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?"
A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit   |
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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago
hertfordshire |
"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?
A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?
A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "
Love it!
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?
A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "
The hot air comes from inhaling the excess volume of air exhaled by women during hours of chatting on the phone about shoes/handbags/kittens! 
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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago
hertfordshire |
"when men sleep their balls drop and cover their arse so form an airlock so they snore then when the pressure is to great they fart lifting their balls and thats why it is more noisier than when a lady farts "
love it so if I kick him in the balls when he snores should be ok then? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!
my hubbys are not pleasant!!!!"
neither are my fwb's, i think i should invest in a gas mask!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!
my hubbys are not pleasant!!!!
neither are my fwb's, i think i should invest in a gas mask!!!! lol"
Neither are mine but I can hold them in. |
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"when men sleep their balls drop and cover their arse so form an airlock so they snore then when the pressure is to great they fart lifting their balls and thats why it is more noisier than when a lady farts
love it so if I kick him in the balls when he snores should be ok then? lol"
Yeh that would stop him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?"
I would have to disagree !! I've seen plenty of women let rip . Last one tried to hide it with a cough in tescos , but her little boy soon shouted out that his mummy has farted as loud as he could to tell his dad . I couldn't help but laugh. Could imagine her doing a supermarket sweep after that ! |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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I have been lead to believe a certain female of the Royal family let a very loud one rip at a state function.
She turned to the Butler and asked his to stop it.
His reply was, "yes mam, which way did it go?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its the male version of cats spraying piss to mark their territories and attract females.
I fart Bev follows me about with can of air freshner then we go to bed and fuck.
Its neandethol but you women secretly love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.
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"The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.
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Yes but most of it comes out of the mouth  put hard hat on |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.
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Gosh concentrated blow job and anal sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.
Yes but most of it comes out of the mouth put hard hat on"
Most don't |
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"I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!"
A recent study scientists says that inhaling flatulence is good for you in small doses, it can help prevent several serious health problems. So he is looking after your health, when he lets rip.
I got that information from absolute radio, so it must be real. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?
Because we can "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old married couple are attending church one Sunday morning when half way through the vicars sermon the wife says to the husband, "I've just let out a long, sweaty, silent fart, what should I do?"
The husband replies, "You should replace the battery in your fucking hearing aid" !!!! |
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Actually, women fart 30% more than men on average because women tend to get more fiber in their diets than men, which is the primary determinant of gas frequency and volume. Womens farts are less aromatic because they tend to not eat as many spices or high sulfur foods like red meats, egg yolks, etc. Women also hold their farts for the bathroom while men are less inhibited about farting publicly, however given the lack of aromatics, this remains debatable.
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Just listening to factoids and apparently the average person releases 17 oz's of gas a day, that's one study I don't wish to find out if it's accurate or not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been lead to believe a certain female of the Royal family let a very loud one rip at a state function.
She turned to the Butler and asked his to stop it.
His reply was, "yes mam, which way did it go?"
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Brilliant  |
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"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?
A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "
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