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awe and you look so nice sitting on your coffin!".... & you'd know how ? *gets bk in coffin* | |||
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awe and you look so nice sitting on your coffin!.... & you'd know how ?
*gets bk in coffin* "I've seen your public pics and have a VERY good imagination!  | |||
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"my joke obviously offended someone sorry peeps "oh goody!!!!! pm it to me | |||
"my joke obviously offended someone sorry peeps "It was inappropriate for an adult site. | |||
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"Child abuse "jokes" are not allowed on the site.....the site owner says so. If anyone finds them appropriate then maybe you need a different type of site. " so how comes a thread was opened a few days ago on jokes about paedophiles and that threads still up and running? have to admit i was gob smacked that the site was allowing the jokes and noone removed the thread  | |||
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"Sorted x " excellent, i'll be there in ten minutes | |||
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"I have taken the second re worded post off as it still involves child abuse from a father to his daughter PLUS with racism attached to it this time. I give up sometimes "If you give in, i'll be there in eight minutes xx | |||
"Sorted x excellent, i'll be there in ten minutes "lol got any good jokes? | |||
"Sorted x excellent, i'll be there in ten minutes
lol got any good jokes?"just me  | |||
"I have taken the second re worded post off as it still involves child abuse from a father to his daughter PLUS with racism attached to it this time. I give up sometimes
If you give in, i'll be there in eight minutes xx"I give in all the time, I am sub Make it 5 and you are on | |||
"I have taken the second re worded post off as it still involves child abuse from a father to his daughter PLUS with racism attached to it this time. I give up sometimes
If you give in, i'll be there in eight minutes xx
I give in all the time, I am sub Make it 5 and you are on "and does the winner stay on? | |||
"I have taken the second re worded post off as it still involves child abuse from a father to his daughter PLUS with racism attached to it this time. I give up sometimes "I said pikie (gypsy) not P*kki btw | |||
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"A man was sat at the bar having a dink when in ran a guy with sweat dripping from his head. "Blimey" said the guy "what you been upto?" "Just met a right nymphos" said the second guy, "been fucking for hours and she's still not had enough so i've left her in the car while i get a drink." "In the car outside!!?" asks the guy getting all excited. "Yeah" says the second man, "shes in a blue escort, go have a go if you like, give me a break!" So out walks the guy, finds the car and sees the women still on all fours with her naked arse in the air. So in he gets and starts banging away when he hears a knock on the window. Opening the window he sees a copper who asks what he's upto? "Oh" said the guy, "it's my wife, it's our anniversary so we thought we would try something new to spice up our sex life." "Oh" says the copper "didn't realise it was your wife mate." "Nor did i till you shone that torch in her face" said the guy " Better? | |||
"A man was sat at the bar having a dink when in ran a guy with sweat dripping from his head. "Blimey" said the guy "what you been upto?" "Just met a right nymphos" said the second guy, "been fucking for hours and she's still not had enough so i've left her in the car while i get a drink." "In the car outside!!?" asks the guy getting all excited. "Yeah" says the second man, "shes in a blue escort, go have a go if you like, give me a break!" So out walks the guy, finds the car and sees the women still on all fours with her naked arse in the air. So in he gets and starts banging away when he hears a knock on the window. Opening the window he sees a copper who asks what he's upto? "Oh" said the guy, "it's my wife, it's our anniversary so we thought we would try something new to spice up our sex life." "Oh" says the copper "didn't realise it was your wife mate." "Nor did i till you shone that torch in her face" said the guy Better?" fuck me didnt realise i was sitting a english exma, you forgot to correct my typo by the way lol | |||
"A man was sat at the bar having a dink when in ran a guy with sweat dripping from his head. "Blimey" said the guy "what you been upto?" "Just met a right nymphos" said the second guy, "been fucking for hours and she's still not had enough so i've left her in the car while i get a drink." "In the car outside!!?" asks the guy getting all excited. "Yeah" says the second man, "shes in a blue escort, go have a go if you like, give me a break!" So out walks the guy, finds the car and sees the women still on all fours with her naked arse in the air. So in he gets and starts banging away when he hears a knock on the window. Opening the window he sees a copper who asks what he's upto? "Oh" said the guy, "it's my wife, it's our anniversary so we thought we would try something new to spice up our sex life." "Oh" says the copper "didn't realise it was your wife mate." "Nor did i till you shone that torch in her face" said the guy Better? fuck me didnt realise i was sitting a english exma, you forgot to correct my typo by the way lol" English exma. | |||
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"I have taken the second re worded post off as it still involves child abuse from a father to his daughter PLUS with racism attached to it this time. I give up sometimes
I said pikie (gypsy) not P*kki btw"I know | |||
"How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? What's a light bulb? How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb? How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Four. First Rozz has to do it, then Valor. Then two have to argue about who did it better. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done. "How many scousers does it take to change a lightbulb? dozens, one to change it and the rest to hold a ceremony for the old one | |||
"How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? What's a light bulb? How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb? How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Four. First Rozz has to do it, then Valor. Then two have to argue about who did it better. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.
How many scousers does it take to change a lightbulb?
dozens, one to change it and the rest to hold a ceremony for the old one "Oops, is that racist | |||
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"Nah, wasn't a funny joke either though haha "you cheated, changes Mah for Nah.
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"Jack and Jill were just married. Jack said to Jill "Try on my trousers" Jill said, "I can't do that, they are too big" Jack said, "exactly, always remember I wear the trousers in this house and always will". Jill said, "you try on my knickers" Jack said, "I'll never get into them" Jill said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your attitude, you never will". This better Ms Rugby?. " | |||
"How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? What's a light bulb? How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb? How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Four. First Rozz has to do it, then Valor. Then two have to argue about who did it better. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.
How many scousers does it take to change a lightbulb?
dozens, one to change it and the rest to hold a ceremony for the old one "I don't get that Shagga | |||
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"'Guy goes up to a fat bird in a bar and says..."Fucking hell, I'd give you one!" She says..."Fuck off, I would sleep with you, if you were the last man on earth!!!" He says..."Whoaaa...hold on, I were giving you marks out of ten, you fat cunt!" "lmao i'll be telling everyone that one at work tomorrow | |||
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"Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it? "Ha ha, this brought a smile to my face! | |||
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"The Rothbury Arms are selling a new ale named Moat Ale. Its a nice pint but it doesn't have a head on it. " PMSL!!!! | |||
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin*" yet this is funny? make up your mind. | |||
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"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin* yet this is funny? make up your mind. "I don't need to make my mind up I know the difference between fiction or fact do you
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"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin* yet this is funny? make up your mind. I don't need to make my mind up I know the difference between fiction or fact do you
* sits on coffin *"are you not both making fun out of suicide? I don't know and have never met Raoul, I do know he wasn't nice, I do or did know some very decent people that committed suicide, does that make it ok to call you a sick cunt?. *pushes hypocrite back into coffin* | |||
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin* yet this is funny? make up your mind. I don't need to make my mind up I know the difference between fiction or fact do you
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are you not both making fun out of suicide?
I don't know and have never met Raoul, I do know he wasn't nice, I do or did know some very decent people that committed suicide, does that make it ok to call you a sick cunt?.
*pushes hypocrite back into coffin*"I think you have hit the nail on the head there | |||
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin* yet this is funny? make up your mind. I don't need to make my mind up I know the difference between fiction or fact do you
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are you not both making fun out of suicide?
I don't know and have never met Raoul, I do know he wasn't nice, I do or did know some very decent people that committed suicide, does that make it ok to call you a sick cunt?.
*pushes hypocrite back into coffin*
I think you have hit the nail on the head there "should that be nail in the coffin. | |||
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin* yet this is funny? make up your mind. I don't need to make my mind up I know the difference between fiction or fact do you
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are you not both making fun out of suicide?
I don't know and have never met Raoul, I do know he wasn't nice, I do or did know some very decent people that committed suicide, does that make it ok to call you a sick cunt?.
*pushes hypocrite back into coffin*
I think you have hit the nail on the head there
should that be nail in the coffin. "I won't comment on that but if you have a hammer........ | |||
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"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin* yet this is funny? make up your mind. I don't need to make my mind up I know the difference between fiction or fact do you
* sits on coffin *
are you not both making fun out of suicide?
I don't know and have never met Raoul, I do know he wasn't nice, I do or did know some very decent people that committed suicide, does that make it ok to call you a sick cunt?.
*pushes hypocrite back into coffin*
I think you have hit the nail on the head there
should that be nail in the coffin. "we all gofh to have a sence of humor about these fings  | |||
" *pushes hypocrite back into coffin*" hehehe now that did make me laugh!!! | |||
"Lol have the last word, like it changes anything * Gets bk in coffin* "True, you're still hypocritical and abusive. No need to call someone a sick cunt after they place a similar joke to yours.
you give goths a bad name. | |||
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." ...... *gets bk in coffin* yet this is funny? make up your mind. I don't need to make my mind up I know the difference between fiction or fact do you
* sits on coffin *
are you not both making fun out of suicide?
I don't know and have never met Raoul, I do know he wasn't nice, I do or did know some very decent people that committed suicide, does that make it ok to call you a sick cunt?.
*pushes hypocrite back into coffin*
I think you have hit the nail on the head there
should that be nail in the coffin.
we all gofh to have a sence of humor about these fings "When are you getting yours? | |||
"Lol have the last word, like it changes anything * Gets bk in coffin*
True, you're still hypocritical and abusive.
No need to call someone a sick cunt after they place a similar joke to yours.
you give goths a bad name. "Seconded. | |||
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"What about Rangers to win the Champions league "Hehe never say never 
Might not be in my lifetime though.
Almost seen them lift the UEFA Cup in 2008 but it wasn't to be
Anyway back to the jokes.....
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"Hope this one is ok, it's not abusive. Fuck me my eyesight is getting bad!! Went to post a letter earlier and nearly blinded a muslim woman." giggling like mad here this sort of thing actually happened to us last year on holiday in kuala lumpa david had just come back from golf and had his bags all nicely covered for the airplane journey home - he was in a lift and turned to the guy next to him to ask him how his golf game had gone when the man looked confused david pointed at the mans golf bag and said it again slowly - this time the golf bag turned round and looked at him - | |||
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"'Guy goes up to a fat bird in a bar and says..."Fucking hell, I'd give you one!" She says..."Fuck off, I would sleep with you, if you were the last man on earth!!!" He says..."Whoaaa...hold on, I were giving you marks out of ten, you fat cunt!" "ROFL ROFL ROFL added to my list | |||
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"Child abuse "jokes" are not allowed on the site.....the site owner says so. If anyone finds them appropriate then maybe you need a different type of site. " strange you say that as there was a thread on here about paedophile jokes which was reported and the last time i looked was still on here. | |||
"I found a tin of meat in the cupboard, and as soon as I opened it, 20 more tins appeared. Fucking spam. " Sickipedia?... | |||
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"just bought some sainsburys sausages with a picture of jamie oliver on, on the back of the packet it says prick with a fork. CANT ARGUE WITH THAT!" That made me chuckle lol | |||
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"little girl in her garden asks her dad "is that a mummy longlegs under that daddy longlegs ?" dad says no sweetie,there are no mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs"..dad felt very proud of her inquisitive and innocent mind untill she stamps on them both saying "we"ll have none of that gay shit in our fucking garden"" PMSL. Now that's my kinda humour lol | |||
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"Two nuns in the communal bath.... "Where's the soap?" "Yes, it does, doesn't it"" bugger, that's like the ooonly joke i know! | |||
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"I find it kind of ironic that there is censorship on JOKES on an ADULT website where people meet and do rude stuff to each other! "That's one reason why we need censorship here, as not to give the haters and the press reason to point the finger some more. Besides, sex is supposed to be about fun, maybe even love, hateful posts/jokes are another matter. | |||
"I find it kind of ironic that there is censorship on JOKES on an ADULT website where people meet and do rude stuff to each other!
That's one reason why we need censorship here, as not to give the haters and the press reason to point the finger some more.
Besides, sex is supposed to be about fun, maybe even love, hateful posts/jokes are another matter."its only banter. im a fat woman and even i find em funny | |||
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Nothing personal gothicfilth was a goth mate who told me it and you reminded me of it lol. | |||
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"I find it kind of ironic that there is censorship on JOKES on an ADULT website where people meet and do rude stuff to each other!
That's one reason why we need censorship here, as not to give the haters and the press reason to point the finger some more.
Besides, sex is supposed to be about fun, maybe even love, hateful posts/jokes are another matter.
its only banter. im a fat woman and even i find em funny"I'm not suggesting fat jokes should be censored, but child abuse, rape and the likes, being a sex site it's good to have some censorship. | |||
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......Fucking Hertz !! | |||
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will this pass the censor??? | |||
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