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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of deep meaningful threads about lately so let's have a random nonsense thread!!
How dare you accuse me of being deep and meaningful.   "
Are you daring me femme? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I wouldn't be able to tell if the random nonsense I was posting was actually random without a proper, peer reviewed study with controls and graphs and pie charts and things.
So, I can't.
I could post some possibly not random nonsense but that would be off topic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft 
That stuff is rank!
The drink or Moody's poo? "
I know the drink is.....ill assume the poo is too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are lazy eggs?
You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven "
Will stick to scrambled eggs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are lazy eggs?
You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven "
That sounds a lot of hard work for something that's meant to be lazy  |
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"What are lazy eggs?
You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven
That sounds a lot of hard work for something that's meant to be lazy "
Lol lazy arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera.
I didn't realise Moody was there too!"
Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are lazy eggs?
You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven
That sounds a lot of hard work for something that's meant to be lazy
Lol lazy arse "
May I have your eyes, so I can see my lazy arse lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera.
I didn't realise Moody was there too!
Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera. "
Shhhhhh she doesn't want everyone to know
Vera Moody |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera.
I didn't realise Moody was there too!
Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera. "
Oi you lot I am here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera.
I didn't realise Moody was there too!
Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera.
Oi you lot I am here "
Oh aloe Vera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera.
I didn't realise Moody was there too!
Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera.
Oi you lot I am here
Oh aloe Vera "
Oh ha bloody ha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not allowed to talk about puppies
That's fair, puppies aren't allowed to talk about you."
They still do though
Everyone knows puppies get away with murder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera. aloe vera sounds like coronation street our
Vera duckworth.. "
Thought that was flamin Nora Vera? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i made a pan of homemade leek n spud soup today and its all gone already
I made nothing today and go figure, there's none of that left either! "
you been eating my soup ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera. aloe vera sounds like coronation street our
Vera duckworth.. "
Or it could be pc plod aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe haha.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been inside one of the pyramids
It was really smelly!
That'll be the aloe vera. aloe vera sounds like coronation street our
Vera duckworth.. Or it could be pc plod aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe haha.. "
Not to mention Gordon Kaye. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What are lazy eggs?
You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven "
That's more than an egg and sounds like work.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.
Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?
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I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.
Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?
I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly. "
I was thinking of getting the flavoured ones but I was put off because the natural one tastes bloody horrible.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.
Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?
I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly. "
Like lumps of jelly huh
i have a new flavour you may like to try?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.
Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?
I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly.
I was thinking of getting the flavoured ones but I was put off because the natural one tastes bloody horrible.
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Not tasted the natural one and I think I'm glad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.
Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?
I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly.
Like lumps of jelly huh
i have a new flavour you may like to try? "
Does that come frozen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.
Claire "
Yes I like old books I
Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats
On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might
Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.
Claire Yes I like old books I
Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats
On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might
Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..
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The winner. Par for the course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.
Claire Yes I like old books I
Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats
On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might
Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..
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I mean another volume. |
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"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.
Claire Yes I like old books I
Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats
On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might
Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..
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I bought the full series of books the Dr thorndyke mysteries I still have more to read they seem heavy going So I will plod on and see if I can find out. I very much doubt it though.
Claire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an ingrowing hair.
Somewhere interesting or just annoying?
Bloody annoying, made it bleed now, so think I have it sorted."
you a picker and squeezer type then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an ingrowing hair.
Somewhere interesting or just annoying?
Bloody annoying, made it bleed now, so think I have it sorted.
you a picker and squeezer type thenYes I am afraid I am  "
dont be scared the best of us do this |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I've just clipped the cats' claws.
Why is it I have the sense not to cut my own toenails in bed but sometimes when I have hold of a cat, it seems like a perfect claw trimming opportunity, even though I'm in bed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two cats are now making it obvious they aren't speaking to me.
Anyone would think I'd been trying to cut their feet off.
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but they have pretty toes now |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Two cats are now making it obvious they aren't speaking to me.
Anyone would think I'd been trying to cut their feet off.
but they have pretty toes now"
Well, they have claws that don't catch in the carpet when they walk on it! They need to sharpen them a few times and pull all the old claw sheaths off before they look neat. I just clip the ends off and let them do the rest.
Neither are in the least bit appreciative of my efforts.
I should have used the time to paint mine instead. I bought a new varnish today, which I absolutely don't need. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two cats are now making it obvious they aren't speaking to me.
Anyone would think I'd been trying to cut their feet off.
but they have pretty toes now
Well, they have claws that don't catch in the carpet when they walk on it! They need to sharpen them a few times and pull all the old claw sheaths off before they look neat. I just clip the ends off and let them do the rest.
Neither are in the least bit appreciative of my efforts.
I should have used the time to paint mine instead. I bought a new varnish today, which I absolutely don't need."
all my varnish i dont need - all so similar to the other 20 in the drawer |
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