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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think.    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think. "
I hope its repeated every night Wishy. Then we can all have a free holiday hut when he's caught |
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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago
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I had a giggle when the reporter spoke about the Police being the targets, whilst standing next to a POLICE car that was supporting the local force. Don't know about you but I would have asked them to move on? On a serious note, I hope that they catch him soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah so next time ur out doggin in those woods up there WATCH out hes behind u! lol
no seriously hope to god sum1 catches him n puts him away good n proper!
PS this is my thread !
ive got one similar. |
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"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think. "
why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off
open up a gap and let him slip through
put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle |
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"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think.
why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off
open up a gap and let him slip through
put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"
I can't see them doing that as the guy has obviously lost the plot and is incredibly dangerous - how would you feel if they did that and one of your family was shot? You wouldn't be best pleased! He doesn't care if he lives or dies and has nothing to lose. It's very sad really all round. Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think.
why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off
open up a gap and let him slip through
put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"
took me a second but I got it in the end  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune? "
Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol
Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?
Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol
Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx "
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?
Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol
Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too! "
Yeah 2rite!! hes evil looking! nasty bugger he is grrrrrrr  |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?
Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol
Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too!
Yeah 2rite!! hes evil looking! nasty bugger he is grrrrrrr "
They were talking about the Police Spokeswoman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?
Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol
Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too!
Yeah 2rite!! hes evil looking! nasty bugger he is grrrrrrr
They were talking about the Police Spokeswoman! "
arrrrr sorry i meant the nasty man on the loose!! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune? "
were talking about this at work today... we were split on whether she looks like a pantomine dame or not.......
I reckon she looks like professer beeker from the muppets.....!!!
anyway... enough about her..... I think the moat fella has put the the rehabilitation of "gingers" into society by years!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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quicker he caught the better!!
another sad case involving guns and a man that even the prison psychologists said was a danger but still released!
i dont think there gonna be a happy ending in this but i really hope he doesnt hurt anyone else x |
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"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think.
why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off
open up a gap and let him slip through
put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"
Ok, I give up, I remember the quote, but I cant get the film..... please put me out of my suspense!! |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think.
why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off
open up a gap and let him slip through
put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle
Ok, I give up, I remember the quote, but I cant get the film..... please put me out of my suspense!!"
Rambo - First Blood |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol
Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol
Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'
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Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side. |
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"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol
Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'
Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side. "
its just been on sky news and its official
"HE"S HIDING" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol
Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'
Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side.
its just been on sky news and its official
"HE"S HIDING""
Cool! Bloody hell amazing i want one!! lol |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol
Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'
Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side.
its just been on sky news and its official
"HE"S HIDING"
Cool! Bloody hell amazing i want one!! lol "
You want one, what? |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?"
actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?
actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense... "
Yeah i reckon u2 are rite! lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?
actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense... "
Ahhhh you should be an advisor to the bizzies! Bet they hadn't though of that and it may well work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?
actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense...
Ahhhh you should be an advisor to the bizzies! Bet they hadn't though of that and it may well work! "
Arrrr yes i remember!! "Izzy wizzy lets gets busy"! lol lol |
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"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune? "
yes it seems to be a fashion trend that was started by margeret beckett , one of labours "pin up" MP,s |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?
She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.
Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!
Journalism at it's silliest, I think.
why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off
open up a gap and let him slip through
put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"
First Blood quote. I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do 5 mph over the speed limit and there a camera or a copper on overtime there to nick you.
Throw a ciggie but out the window and there's a camera operator that gets a picture of it and a fine comes through the post.
Don't tax your car and a fine is sent in days.
Don't insure your car and a coppers anpr system kicks off and your nicked
No seat belt Fine
Mobile Phone use Fine
There is always a copper or a jumped up council worker to capture you.
Now when you have just been released from prison and shot 2 people and are acting like Rambo dressed in a Bright orange t shirt with a Mohican hair cut they can't find you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do 5 mph over the speed limit and there a camera or a copper on overtime there to nick you.
Throw a ciggie but out the window and there's a camera operator that gets a picture of it and a fine comes through the post.
Don't tax your car and a fine is sent in days.
Don't insure your car and a coppers anpr system kicks off and your nicked
No seat belt Fine
Mobile Phone use Fine
There is always a copper or a jumped up council worker to capture you.
Now when you have just been released from prison and shot 2 people and are acting like Rambo dressed in a Bright orange t shirt with a Mohican hair cut they can't find you"
YEAH TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT ONE LOVE! TOTALLY AGREE. |
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