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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Leeds taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Bradford
There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Leeds and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then traveled to York, Rotheram, Sheffield Dewsbury, and Pickering
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Yorkshire decided to travel across to Lancashire to see if Lancastrians had the same phone.
He arrived in Blackpool, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over Yorkshire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Yorkshire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Lancashire now, son ... it's a local call.'
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"An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Leeds taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Bradford
There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Leeds and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then traveled to York, Rotheram, Sheffield Dewsbury, and Pickering
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Yorkshire decided to travel across to Lancashire to see if Lancastrians had the same phone.
He arrived in Blackpool, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over Yorkshire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Yorkshire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Lancashire now, son ... it's a local call.'
KEEP SMILING
If you are proud to be a Lancastrian and pass this on eh! "
It's a free phone number in Cheshire |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Leeds taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Bradford
There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Leeds and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then traveled to York, Rotheram, Sheffield Dewsbury, and Pickering
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Yorkshire decided to travel across to Lancashire to see if Lancastrians had the same phone.
He arrived in Blackpool, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over Yorkshire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Yorkshire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Lancashire now, son ... it's a local call.'
KEEP SMILING
If you are proud to be a Lancastrian and pass this on eh!
It's a free phone number in Cheshire "
I was waiting for some one to come up with that one
Carol |
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"An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Leeds taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Bradford
There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Leeds and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then traveled to York, Rotheram, Sheffield Dewsbury, and Pickering
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Yorkshire decided to travel across to Lancashire to see if Lancastrians had the same phone.
He arrived in Blackpool, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over Yorkshire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Yorkshire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Lancashire now, son ... it's a local call.'
KEEP SMILING
If you are proud to be a Lancastrian and pass this on eh!
It's a free phone number in Cheshire
I was waiting for some one to come up with that one
Carol"
I like to be predictable Carol  |
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At least in Yorkshire you get the 'real' one... not the cheap indian call centre one who keeps you on hold and cant actually solve your problem!
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Contrary to popular belief I would like to clarify that I have NEVER issued any freefone numbers, nor installed any Golden Telephones. If you want to talk to me directly then I can be reached on 0800 BLOWJOB |
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"Contrary to popular belief I would like to clarify that I have NEVER issued any freefone numbers, nor installed any Golden Telephones. If you want to talk to me directly then I can be reached on 0800 BLOWJOB "
No reverse charges then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Contrary to popular belief I would like to clarify that I have NEVER issued any freefone numbers, nor installed any Golden Telephones. If you want to talk to me directly then I can be reached on 0800 BLOWJOB
No reverse charges then "
No! but u can always press y a"red button" or text us! lol |
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