I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation? |
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"I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation?"
Urrgghhhhh dirty dirty bitch. I am not into anal or rimming but ensure every crevice is clean, properly clean . |
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"I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation?"
wow you must have been quite browned off. |
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"I couldn't bring myself to tell her. But the moment was ruined."
But if you had been talking of rimming you would of thought she would of been 101% confident that she was clean.
Did you take extra precautions to ensure you were spotless, I guess you did |
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"I couldn't bring myself to tell her. But the moment was ruined.
But if you had been talking of rimming you would of thought she would of been 101% confident that she was clean.
Did you take extra precautions to ensure you were spotless, I guess you did "
Yes of course. I met her well groomed and squeaky clean and smelling good lol |
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"That's just horrid.
I can't believe she didn't have a shower with an stimulating deep clean beforehand.
I do.  "
Mate I've never experienced anything like it. Such an attractive lady as well. I was shocked |
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"This turns my guts. I'd not continue the meet, though she could have jumped on the shower. Just gross and seems weird after the advance discussion. "
We spoke about it a lot and I was looking forward to exploring until I found a dirt track. I'm still gutted. |
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"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.
She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POFI know I was being facetious  "
I disagree. I think you were being Faecetious. lol |
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"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.
She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POFI know I was being facetious
I disagree. I think you were being Faecetious. lol"
Shit happens.  |
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"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.
She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POFI know I was being facetious
I disagree. I think you were being Faecetious. lolShit happens. "
great kinds |
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was prolly one of those where shes gotten herself squeaky clean but then right before you arrive shes got caught short and had to take a big dump
or shes a straight man hater and thought she`d have you lick her shitty arse clean as pay back  |
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omg - killer moment indeed - you would have thought extra special attention to that area would have been paid after the chats you had had - should have been super clean anyway - dont let it put you off its a lovely feeling |
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"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon 
Gimp 
no dont waste the marmite"
Im like a Cow i can chew the cud
Stalker Gimp  |
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"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon
Gimp
no dont waste the marmite
Im like a Cow i can chew the cud
Stalker Gimp "
eugh lol x |
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"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon
Gimp
no dont waste the marmite
Im like a Cow i can chew the cud
Stalker Gimp
eugh lol x"
Oh ! And i was gonna ask if you wanted to share
Gimp  |
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"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon
Gimp
no dont waste the marmite
Im like a Cow i can chew the cud
Stalker Gimp
eugh lol x
Oh ! And i was gonna ask if you wanted to share
Gimp "
some things are best kept to oneself  |
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"omg - killer moment indeed - you would have thought extra special attention to that area would have been paid after the chats you had had - should have been super clean anyway - dont let it put you off its a lovely feeling "
I haven't had a lot.of experience in that department but I was looking forward to it after she hyped it up. I'd be mortified if it was the other way round. |
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"A bit of spit on her crack and a brisk wipe with her knickers would`ve done the trick.
Shoud`ve took a pic - bound to have been the most fabbed of the week."
A good wash was needed! I was geared up for a session. And yeah if I uploaded a pic of that it probably would have won awards on here with the sheer volume of dirt bags on here. |
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"was prolly one of those where shes gotten herself squeaky clean but then right before you arrive shes got caught short and had to take a big dump
or shes a straight man hater and thought she`d have you lick her shitty arse clean as pay back "
She's actually a lovely woman and very attractive. Clearly not the best in keeping the intimate areas maintained. |
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"I'm curious to know, when you found out, what happened then? How did you get yourself out if the situation?"
I dashed to the loo and apologised for the timing. I spent a while in there and told her I didn't feel well. She assumed I didn't fancy her and now she won't respond to messages. I just don't have the heart to tell her. The whole evening was a mess. |
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I actually feel more sorry for you than her in the situation, maybe she just didn't know, but it is something that is too awkward to mention! You should have just cleaned her up with a baby wipe and got amongst it! |
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"I actually feel more sorry for you than her in the situation, maybe she just didn't know, but it is something that is too awkward to mention! You should have just cleaned her up with a baby wipe and got amongst it!"
I can guarantee she didnt know because surely she wouldn't have presented herself in that way knowingly. In hindsight I could have used a wet wipe but I was caught unaware and I wish I had done something like that now but after seeing what I saw I still couldn't have indulged. |
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Thats gross, I always like to be pristine down there, id be mortified if there was any of my "dinner" left behind :/
Although OP you could have said, hey lets take this to the shower, soap each other up and have some fun in there
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"Thats gross, I always like to be pristine down there, id be mortified if there was any of my "dinner" left behind :/
Although OP you could have said, hey lets take this to the shower, soap each other up and have some fun in there
Good thinking. But the mood had gone. It's the first time I'd seen a woman with a soiled marks.
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"I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation?
Legend!!
You would of thought after such a big build up she would of had a good clean.."
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"Thats gross, I always like to be pristine down there, id be mortified if there was any of my "dinner" left behind :/
Although OP you could have said, hey lets take this to the shower, soap each other up and have some fun in there
Good thinking. But the mood had gone. It's the first time I'd seen a woman with a soiled marks.
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The meet hit the skids then. |
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