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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The end result, i.e. the children are just too embarrassing!!! On the 5 minute bus journey home...
Got on the bus "mummy, why is that lady on two seats", i try the distraction method, she shuts up. 30 seconds later "is it because she's got a really big bottom","look mummy","it fits on both chairs"... i mouth i'm sorry to the woman who takes it really well.
Then a mature chap gets on the same bus, no seats so he ends up standing with me and my monster (i've regretably taught her to give up her seat for others!). Chap says hello so she smiles - it's going so well, and then she starts... "mummy, that mr has got grey hair", ok dear and try to ignore her. "that means he's got old legs and needs to sit down". alright sweetheart, look we're nearly home now, ring the bell. "that wobbly lady should let him sit down".
The bus pisses themselves, i die from embarrassment and swiftly drag her off, saying sorry to people as i go.
Children may be great but by god they're awful when they want to be! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't you just love kids!!! My mother told me that shortly after we left my Dad, think I was nearly 5, we were at a packed bus stop and this lorry pulled up on the other side of the road. It had the BOC logo on the side which my Dad used to drive for. I promptly shouted across the street at the man that got out of the lorry 'Are you my daddy'!!!!
As you can imagine my mum wanted the ground to open up and swallow her when the entire bus queue turned and looked at her.
Think she could've buried me!!!  |
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